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first for yanks are particularly good at integrating into /brit/ and are emphatically good posters

In the 2011 census Office for National Statistics, the proportion of Muslims in London had risen to 12.4% of the population (40% of England's Muslims). In the boroughs of Newham and Tower Hamlets, the percentages of Muslims were over 30%.

the state gives me free money because I'm depressed
and I can take that money and spend it on
err
stuff
wtf i love socialism now

listening to the Cuphead OST, more specifically Inkwell Isle 1
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it really is the dark souls of videogame music

fuck me this metal gear game is like 80% cut scenes

one word: worcester

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you should be killed quite frankly

i love the music that plays when you transition between zones

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can't wait for my future daughters to all get bred by large muslim men and my grandchildren to wage jihad against the people of wales

A CUTE

is it a nice place to visit?

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chewn~

umm mon cherie you don't get to decide where your taxes go

any furcom man in?

ummmmmmmmmmm sweaty more like science and chinese investment bless australia (and also allah since he is real if muslims say he is) xxxxxx

nah it's pretty boring
it's okay to live in though

Lads, I'm going to drop a bomb on you:

South Korea is funding North Korea's nuclear program so that, upon unification, they'll have an independent domestic nuclear arms industry.

baffling how brit hours are the worst in /brit/

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Oceans shape the sides
Touching down in the spaces
Soaking from a warm goodbye
An early rise offers kindly

Tonight I sleep to dream
Of a place that's calling me
It is always just a dream
Still I cannot forget what I have seen
The crowd's hard to believe
At their faces I'm looking
But your feet I'm following
In soft steps on a path the way you lead

I don't want to lose myself
It's a whisper
It's a funny thing
We fold like icicles on paper shelves
It's a pity to appear this way

honestly think twitter and tumblr are primarily responsible for the rampant rise in leftism

love it when you need a piss and a shit, sit down on the bog and release from both orifices at once. very satisfying.

all hours are the worst in /brit/, this is a shit general for shit people

clumsy whitenizing job albinoid subhumans

wish we had nukes
but noooooooooo far better to sell the shit to the chinks so that all our jewish politicians can retire on millions a year

now THAT is what i call realpolitik
fck thats heckin' awesome

they really aren't
Im often here at 3am when I'm the only brit poster. absolute boring mess

how do i stop myself buying weed lads? its been everyday for 4 months, this is supposed to be my first day off and fuck is it hard

the korean peninsula is far too fractured and mutually removed at this point to ever be realistically unified

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do koreans even want unification? last i checked they don't even consider norks to be anything like them

if you don't have self control then you literally have a tiny IQ

be honest
did you think of that conspiracy theory yourself? if not, then where did you see it?

cause thats pretty clever

Are they literally mentally ill or is this some Soros funded movement

AND CHEWEY LOOKING POO NIGGER

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i reckon ewan mcgregor has quite the big willy
no problem filling her up

thoughts on children?

non-white people in white countries are statistically quite likely to attain mental illnesses
the chance is even higher for mixed race people

absolutely rancid smell off my kitchen bin but cba washing it down haha

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three
islamic
scimitars

literally who

Just thought of it while hearing some news.

I don't think it's beyond plausible. People would probably have said West and East Germany were far too different, but look at it now.

my hair is very soft, thick and luscious today (and generally). very grateful to the hair gods for their kind bestowings upon this gentle sojourner

don't they blast kpop over the border to get the norks to defect?

we want their massive natural resources but hell no their refugees they have slav(commie) mentality

went to a grammar school and got in to mensa so i don't think thats it, plus i watch rick and morty
i don't know what it is, i just cannot go a day without smoking, its gone past the point of zoots with the boiz and now its pretty much substance abuse

Daily reminder Mark Zuckerberg is a shapeshifting space lizard who assassinated Keith Lemon and replaced him with a body double because he knew too much.

get a job

feel like pissing on my face

>went to a grammar school and got in to mensa
no you didn't

anime

underage poster

you rack disiprine

Out.

reckon early hominids were cucked by superior homos?

good lad

One word. one word, that's all you have to say, say it and I'm yours forever...

NEWCASTLE!!!!!!

sausage and taters for breakfast lads

got into an argument with an absolute gimp on /r9k/ last night and im still fuming about it

Yo senpai im new!!!!!!! *holds up mixtape* my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 100% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da pussy is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the pussy!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!!

WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!!

leftover pizza for breakfast, bbq chicken before you ask

kill 'em all and let dog sort em out

bangers and mash?

im probably one of the few people in the world to have attended a private school, a comp and a grammar school.

the grammar school blew the fuck out of the others btw. next level quality of teaching.

need a gf like this

was me

its ok, youre safe here

fucking hate it when girl's play with my luscious locks

any lil pump man in?

bit weird. literally just called my mate a gimp then i read your post.

Don't worry about it lad.

toss a wig on me and shave my legs and i'm it

a smooth jazz cover of Radiohead's "Creep"?
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yes, very good

I went to a London school that was basically a refugee camp. Every class was constantly interrupted and we constantly had new teachers

had a very lewd dream last night lads

hands are always the giveaway

got a cold again lads, had 3 cold/flu since ive came to uni. immune system must be overpowered as fuck because of the sheer number of antibodies in me

how big was his willy?

>a woman singing about being a creep
yea no

will believe anything moz tells me

ummmmmmm, no sweaty x blackies are doctors, engineers, physicists x

Just did 5 sneezes in a row lads. Think I'm getting sick.

wouldnt it mean its underpowered if you get infected so easy

still howling at the other thread, someone on here goes "i think i might be pansexual" and then some other user goes "teflon or ceramic" that's made my day that has

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maybe you've got aids lad and your immune system is packing in

willy looks like a wotsit

what about the willy?

a black bouncer searched me (an upstanding white gentleman) for drugs and weapons last night. still chortling at the irony.

the plan for today:

leftover pizza for lunch
coffee with an old friend at 3pm
Make a sneaky double vodka + coke and hide it inside a coke bottle at 4:15pm to drink during:
DnD game from 4:30-8:30pm
Blade Runner 2049 with a bunch of friends at 8:30 (will have to run there)
bit of calculus work at 11pm
sleep at 1am

your thoughts on this plan?

fascinating

download time 47 days? sounds good mate

these posters need quarantined