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Alan and his GF edition

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anime

hahah state of alan's gimpy smile

what the fuck is up with his eyes too

thats a man baby

got 12 (You)s last thread for just 3 posts

they get snidey if i dont wake up at 8am every day

poo niggers

that's a man baby

I was an aimless neet before I started smoking weed, then I got a job to support my drug habits and turned into a wageslave

Drugs are okay I guess

just realized the janitorial staff will not appreciate my accompanying image in the OP

see you lads in 3 days x

Proof that you sad cases will post in any old thread. Have some dignity, have a little self respect, for crying out loud.

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Fella mentioned this on a Computerphile video
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce
did a double take haha

Planning on naming my first son Eliot

woah...

imagine scanning a big fat double sausage mcmuffin right now lads

aaaaaa I'm so fucking 'ungry

Feeling good lads

Got like 12+ from 2

any pelagea man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=_6KkQ9I1SqQ

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.

*Cheers and clapping from audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only a pooman after all

sue

any server nonce man in?

met bjork the other day and she seemed well up to it (fucking) but i was under doctor's orders not to have sex

hold that thought-

*emigrates to Australia*

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is she dressed as a minion here? not a fan of this look

simply not funny
embarrassing

phwoar look at the hands on 'im

lmfao

kennedy was shot by lee harvey oswald from the book depository

I'm pickle cute girl with cute ears and cute giggle

show us the jar

crickey

need some alan shoops in

listening to barcelona acid - aphex twin

Four out of five posters would disagree

There's a process that runs when I start my pc called "runonce." I assume that it means "run once," but I can't help reading it as "r u nonce." Like it's a bit of spyware that checks on my internet usage to see if I post anime on /brit/ (and will alert the appropriate authorities should I turn out to be nonce).

«Mmm, That was a nice thick slice of "Thin Lizzie". That was for my tireless PA Lynn, fifty, who is as dilligent and hard-working a creature that ever graced this world we call… "earth".
It’s 4:39 a.m.!»
[Presses a button on the console, and new music plays, Chris Rea]
«Time to run yourself a big bath – it’s Chris Rea.»

no actually thats wrong shes dressed as a minion but its infact a very good look

listening to daft punk - lcd soundsystem

need someone to shoop this but i cbf

Kennedy was also shot by Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst from the grassy knoll

justanimedubbed is down lads
don't know where else to watch spongebob

imagine how bad people would have smelled before deodorant

put too much breast milk in my scrambled eggs

Me and me da from last night

youtube.com/watch?v=3KvSa7SqIMA

its working fine for me lad x

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going to make you all famous

biological dad or gay sex partner dad

did a ferocious poo just now lads

i've got an idea. stop letting any immigrants in, completely shut the borders, and all the immigrants here already we'll give them birmingham. put them in birmingham and wall it off, no one enters or leaves

[plays at your house, your house]

buy the dvd

give us some context lad

both

why does /brit/ attract so many homosexuals?

want to head out but it's too windy

would you fuck Lucy Worsley ?

methinks not

what a grim life.

me and the lass

matt

fuck off birmingham's suffered enough
give them london

youtube.com/watch?v=AlVuMxt-xtU

the funniest joke you can make is to pretend you're gay, and /brit/ is one big joke

they werent gay when they started browsing
ive been leaving subtle subliminal messages in my posts SUCK COCK for years and its taken its toll

would you let 'arry kane shag your missus?

Sup Forums in general has a lot of fags, because Sup Forums is the most normie of all the boards and normies are something like 50% gay.

old people are all repressed so drag down the averages of gay people when surveyed

younger people are more honest + open about being gay, so rates of gayness amongst 18-21 year olds (the Sup Forums demographic) seem to be much higher than the statistical average

IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKK

fuel?

only if i can watch to see if he has an expression that isn't gormless

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>neverton

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lol

do something with the nose, make it bigger like in all the other shops x

give it a bit of uniform

blokes got a hench shoulder

not keen

please see attached photograph for instructions on how to correct your oshi's bad behaviour

I'm in love with the shape of poo

sacked in the morning

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no!
have you been on a date with that one yet/asked that one for a date yet

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Rorke or Deano?

fucked up my back lads

good evenin' ladies and gentlemen boys and girls my name's Joe Beasley and this- eh! this is cheeky monkey ladies and gentlemen. well it's a great privilege to be here, on the alan partridge show, knowin' me knowin' you and i was thinking to meself in the dressin' room, that's an abba song in't it ladies and gentlemen. so 'ere's a little joke:

right, what do you get if you cross fred flintstone... no, not what if you cross... eh... what do you... what do you get if you eh... what does a SWEDISH, what does a SWEDISH fred flintsone say?

YABBADABBADOOOOOOO

no, he says ABBADABBADOOOOO, ABBADABBADOOO that's what he says... er... so...

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dubs decides how i kill myself

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Is this from the big brother diary room

is your front ok?

AYYY SMIFFY

literally me

Any fashy goy man in

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always enjoy the club photo meme