Alan and his GF edition
/brit/
anime
hahah state of alan's gimpy smile
what the fuck is up with his eyes too
thats a man baby
got 12 (You)s last thread for just 3 posts
they get snidey if i dont wake up at 8am every day
poo niggers
that's a man baby
I was an aimless neet before I started smoking weed, then I got a job to support my drug habits and turned into a wageslave
Drugs are okay I guess
just realized the janitorial staff will not appreciate my accompanying image in the OP
see you lads in 3 days x
Proof that you sad cases will post in any old thread. Have some dignity, have a little self respect, for crying out loud.
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Fella mentioned this on a Computerphile video
>en.wikipedia.org
did a double take haha
Planning on naming my first son Eliot
woah...
imagine scanning a big fat double sausage mcmuffin right now lads
aaaaaa I'm so fucking 'ungry
Feeling good lads
Got like 12+ from 2
any pelagea man in?
Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.
*Cheers and clapping from audience*
>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only a pooman after all
sue
any server nonce man in?
met bjork the other day and she seemed well up to it (fucking) but i was under doctor's orders not to have sex
hold that thought-
*emigrates to Australia*
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is she dressed as a minion here? not a fan of this look
simply not funny
embarrassing
phwoar look at the hands on 'im
lmfao
kennedy was shot by lee harvey oswald from the book depository
I'm pickle cute girl with cute ears and cute giggle
show us the jar
crickey
need some alan shoops in
listening to barcelona acid - aphex twin
Four out of five posters would disagree
There's a process that runs when I start my pc called "runonce." I assume that it means "run once," but I can't help reading it as "r u nonce." Like it's a bit of spyware that checks on my internet usage to see if I post anime on /brit/ (and will alert the appropriate authorities should I turn out to be nonce).
«Mmm, That was a nice thick slice of "Thin Lizzie". That was for my tireless PA Lynn, fifty, who is as dilligent and hard-working a creature that ever graced this world we call… "earth".
It’s 4:39 a.m.!»
[Presses a button on the console, and new music plays, Chris Rea]
«Time to run yourself a big bath – it’s Chris Rea.»
no actually thats wrong shes dressed as a minion but its infact a very good look
listening to daft punk - lcd soundsystem
need someone to shoop this but i cbf
Kennedy was also shot by Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst from the grassy knoll
justanimedubbed is down lads
don't know where else to watch spongebob
imagine how bad people would have smelled before deodorant
put too much breast milk in my scrambled eggs
Me and me da from last night
its working fine for me lad x
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going to make you all famous
biological dad or gay sex partner dad
did a ferocious poo just now lads
i've got an idea. stop letting any immigrants in, completely shut the borders, and all the immigrants here already we'll give them birmingham. put them in birmingham and wall it off, no one enters or leaves
[plays at your house, your house]
buy the dvd
give us some context lad
both
why does /brit/ attract so many homosexuals?
want to head out but it's too windy
would you fuck Lucy Worsley ?
methinks not
what a grim life.
me and the lass
matt
fuck off birmingham's suffered enough
give them london
the funniest joke you can make is to pretend you're gay, and /brit/ is one big joke
they werent gay when they started browsing
ive been leaving subtle subliminal messages in my posts SUCK COCK for years and its taken its toll
would you let 'arry kane shag your missus?
Sup Forums in general has a lot of fags, because Sup Forums is the most normie of all the boards and normies are something like 50% gay.
old people are all repressed so drag down the averages of gay people when surveyed
younger people are more honest + open about being gay, so rates of gayness amongst 18-21 year olds (the Sup Forums demographic) seem to be much higher than the statistical average
IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKK
fuel?
only if i can watch to see if he has an expression that isn't gormless
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>neverton
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lol
do something with the nose, make it bigger like in all the other shops x
give it a bit of uniform
blokes got a hench shoulder
not keen
please see attached photograph for instructions on how to correct your oshi's bad behaviour
I'm in love with the shape of poo
sacked in the morning
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no!
have you been on a date with that one yet/asked that one for a date yet
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Rorke or Deano?
fucked up my back lads
good evenin' ladies and gentlemen boys and girls my name's Joe Beasley and this- eh! this is cheeky monkey ladies and gentlemen. well it's a great privilege to be here, on the alan partridge show, knowin' me knowin' you and i was thinking to meself in the dressin' room, that's an abba song in't it ladies and gentlemen. so 'ere's a little joke:
right, what do you get if you cross fred flintstone... no, not what if you cross... eh... what do you... what do you get if you eh... what does a SWEDISH, what does a SWEDISH fred flintsone say?
YABBADABBADOOOOOOO
no, he says ABBADABBADOOOOO, ABBADABBADOOO that's what he says... er... so...
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dubs decides how i kill myself
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Is this from the big brother diary room
is your front ok?
AYYY SMIFFY
literally me
Any fashy goy man in
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always enjoy the club photo meme