Would you date an American boy

would you date an American boy...

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sure

slut

depends on his heritage

No, because they're FAT!

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>tfw this is probably what dating an American boy would be like

I would!
I want an American boy to spoonfeed me clam chowder in Maryland!
I want an American boy to bring me riding in west Texas!
I want an American boy to drive me along the Oregon Trail!
I want an American boy to go swimming in California with!
I want an American boy to bring me to visit Orlando!
I want an American boy to walk with me through Times Square!
I want an American boy to dodge bullets with me in Chicago!
I want an American boy to go hiking with me in the Bitterroot Mountains!
I want an American boy to report spics to the ICE with in Arizona!
I want an American boy to bring me gambling in Las Vegas!
I want an American boy to celebrate Mardi Gras with in New Orleans!
I want an American boy to go vacation with me in Martha's Vineyard!
But most of all, I want an American boy to FUCK me in Rapid City, South Dakota!

:3

If his accent is cute :3

no, get the fuck out, faggot.

i'm gonna smash you with my anti-gay light saber.

>But most of all, I want an American boy to FUCK me in Rapid City, South Dakota!
Uhh... what?

Rapid City is the BEST!

sure many american boys are really cute

also pls open your discord

your link doesn't seem to work

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It's halfway between dubya and Clinton...

ok, give me a sec to eat

Italian boys are really cute too!

Why not we fuck instead in Waterloo, Iowa? Or Lawton, Oklahoma? Or Grand Island, Nebraska?
They're all such cool cities!

s-sure... why not?

i-i'm not cute

Don't mock me

Yes I would

What the fuck!? Delete that picture!

>It's halfway between dubya and Clinton...
Bill? Sounds cute in my book

Sorry but can't, must warn my other swedes who fall for the pretending finns

How am I m-mocking you, user?

woah.. I knew that this finn was slutty but I'm shocked by how cock-hungry this guy really is...

Can you atleast delete that one, since that's not me.

Nobody thinks Rapid City is cool

I'm not cock-hungry!

Well I don't mind if he is because I like sluts but still want to warn others. Some other swede got sad about the whole megumin thing, lol.
No.

I do! It has a cool name, and it's at the foot of the Black Hills, and there are cool cowboys in the Hills!
Also it's near some very cool AFB!

we are all blush here for your cause

I'm not a slut or cock-hungry. Please stop calling me that.

what?

>Cool name

it's very qt. So is the kiwi accent

my voice isn't as deep as theirs tho...

Is this the thread where we bully finnish sluts?

That usp is mirrored, you lazy fucking faggot. Fix up a better picture.

A cool name! Rapid City SD, Grand Island NE, St Cloud MN, Raleigh NC, Battle Creek MI, and War WV have some of the coolest names in the US of A!

What did he mean by this?

It's okay I like you, just feels kinda lol that some other swede thought better of you, haha what a loser he is.

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I also like Rio Dell, CA! And Battle Mountain, NV! And the name of Minidoka County, ID is so CUTE!

Stop bullying.

The name "Dakota" means friend fyi

You are the designated bullying victim of Sup Forums now.

Minidoka means water! Coös county, NH, is also cute, CUTE!
There are also COOL county names, like Judith Basin, Montana!

I'd rather not be.

Not bullying you, but I am bullying the swede megumin, he thought you were pure lol

But I am pure!

You don't get to choose.

Hmm.

America has so many COOL and CUTE places!

Pure slut.

Good thing I screencaped all of is, isn't it?

NO

I am happy you showed his true side but lol sad story about the swede megumin, haha he is down now about it, loser guy.

I'm not a slut. Don't call me that!

No, you should have never done that.

Don't call him a loser.

He is a loser, he seriously thought he would be with you, hahahahaha

He trusted a slut. Sad!

Stop.

Please bully me instead of him.

O-ok... ;-;

wtf is going on here

Sure, if he's good-looking and takes care of himself. Maybe a tough frontier fella who can hunt, shoot and ride a horse.

Faggots

>t.

>t.

I'm sorry, it just feels patronizing

yes I'm a dirty faggot, please punish me with your big finn cock...

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poor guy, I feel bad for him

>roleplaying like literal gay faggots this early

You don't fall under any descriptions, are you the dane what we never heard about?

>roleplaying

I'm the secret fifth dane of the apocalypse, the strongest one

I seriously want this slutty whore of a finn. The sex must be amazing with him. Can imagine him giving blowjobs and powerbottoming like a goddess

I want a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. So I'm sorry but I think I'd have to say no...

I could pretend that I'm a girl..

Just be careful, ok?

Will something bad happen?

tfw no Scandinavian bf to culturally enrich me

But then our relationship would be based on lies!

It would be cute tho...

>that post
Literally the gayest post I've seen all day.

Doesn't matter, seems hot as fuck. I need a slut in my life.

go
fuck him up

this desu

Are you illiterate?

He said it's not him.

I'm not. I just don't get what you meant with that post.

The usp is mirrored.

Kek, a qt slightly dumb finnboi. That's even hotter, really...

Aha, no sit se on just niin.

He's talking about the text on the gun.

wtf I don't even know half of these

vitun idiootti

Some Americans boys are cute

I'm not dumb! I have very high intelligence.

>tfw too intelligent to understand the post at first
Feels good man.

But the majority looks like this