Weird how Pokemon Go is spawning 'mons in front of classified docs in my office

Not a conspiracy theorist, but I'm not supposed to have my phone on the job (I work in an SCIF). However, I've been breaking the rules a bit to catch Pokemon around the office during the day.

At one point, I caught a Doduo on top of some papers (the writing was relatively clear), and the next day I kept getting Pokemon spawning in front of my computer screen and in spaces where only people with TS security clearances have access.

Is this a coincidence? It doesn't feel like it. Part of me doesn't want to be so paranoid. Life's too short to worry and give up on catching some dank 'mons.

I'd assume that it just targets writing in general

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So...you are risking your career for pokemon?

Saw a Youtube who played it and it wanted to show his screen too. Maybe it assumes that all writing could be a monitor or something important.

Turn off ar you dip

>another Pokemon thread

>he's such a nerd that he does everything his boss says
What did he mean by this?

This you fucking retard

Too late

They already have the top secret info

>1 post by this ID
really made me think, user

You retard get your phone out of the scif you non Opsec having mother fucker. Wtf I'm reporting you to the fbi buddy

MUH DICK

Oh look it's this thread again

Good luck

>Madam Lynch, are classified Pokemon tournament-legal or tournament-illegal?
>I can't respond to hypotheticals, I have to refer you to the League regulations

fuck off, hillary

Turn your phone off you retard! You're not Hillary Clinton!

This

Only Hillary gets immunity for leaking top secret information.

thank you for raising this important issue.

Same as your last thread, pics or it didn't fucking happen faggot

>PED in the SCIF
Shipmate, who is your chief?

My chief also has a PED. We all do. He caught an oddish in the break room. Are you gonna report him too?

Wait, what's that? 1 post by this ID? What do you mean by that??

>Joecartoon pepe

Holy shit user you just took be back to 1999

dat ass tho

It is I, the one post jew. Please continue to compromise classified info goy

>posting sheboons for attention

GTFO