Not a conspiracy theorist, but I'm not supposed to have my phone on the job (I work in an SCIF). However, I've been breaking the rules a bit to catch Pokemon around the office during the day.
At one point, I caught a Doduo on top of some papers (the writing was relatively clear), and the next day I kept getting Pokemon spawning in front of my computer screen and in spaces where only people with TS security clearances have access.
Is this a coincidence? It doesn't feel like it. Part of me doesn't want to be so paranoid. Life's too short to worry and give up on catching some dank 'mons.
Nathaniel Ward
I'd assume that it just targets writing in general
Lincoln Bailey
...
Jeremiah Hernandez
So...you are risking your career for pokemon?
Evan Fisher
Saw a Youtube who played it and it wanted to show his screen too. Maybe it assumes that all writing could be a monitor or something important.
Eli Jenkins
Turn off ar you dip
Charles Anderson
>another Pokemon thread
Jason Diaz
>he's such a nerd that he does everything his boss says What did he mean by this?
Elijah Garcia
This you fucking retard
Dylan Thomas
Too late
They already have the top secret info
Owen Scott
>1 post by this ID really made me think, user
Sebastian Mitchell
You retard get your phone out of the scif you non Opsec having mother fucker. Wtf I'm reporting you to the fbi buddy
Daniel Long
MUH DICK
Nolan Young
Oh look it's this thread again
Logan Peterson
Good luck
Anthony Sanchez
>Madam Lynch, are classified Pokemon tournament-legal or tournament-illegal? >I can't respond to hypotheticals, I have to refer you to the League regulations
Matthew Perry
fuck off, hillary
Bentley Lewis
Turn your phone off you retard! You're not Hillary Clinton!
Kevin Gonzalez
This
Only Hillary gets immunity for leaking top secret information.
Tyler Harris
thank you for raising this important issue.
Henry Collins
Same as your last thread, pics or it didn't fucking happen faggot
Gavin Cox
>PED in the SCIF Shipmate, who is your chief?
Josiah Brooks
My chief also has a PED. We all do. He caught an oddish in the break room. Are you gonna report him too?
Wait, what's that? 1 post by this ID? What do you mean by that??
Samuel Rodriguez
>Joecartoon pepe
Holy shit user you just took be back to 1999
Grayson Bailey
dat ass tho
Adam Hughes
It is I, the one post jew. Please continue to compromise classified info goy