"I'll Come Back"

>"I'll Come Back"

>Your clothing and accessories. Please give them to me at this moment.

>Farewell, inferior specimen.

>You must come with me unless you want to die

>"It is I, Jonathan!"

Feliz Navidad baby

>Arrivederci, baby

>"The baby boy was playing with a sapphire the size of a facking mango"

>There can only be one

You're a magic man Harry

>Sayonara, lassie

>Greet my small buddy

>Harry, could you tell me if you put your name in the cup of ice?" He asked calmly.

>"Fellow delegates"

>BAZINGA

>Why are you mad?

>Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle , a servant to the Master of Laketown, in TA 2941. And later he assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies and had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was basically a clone of Wormtongue. He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated, He was a good friend

>you wont get past me

>my mothers name is also martha

WELCOME TO DINOSAUR LAND

>Baby, I'm back

Underrated post

> I know Karate

Deceased or living, you'll accompany me

You are physically large

> yahoo, motherlover

>Please help me save my mother, whose name happens to be Martha. She was kidnapped by Lex Luthor.

Read it in his voice. My fucking sides

>Like salty discharges in precipitation

>so what you're telling me is, we're a kind of task force that is sent on missions where it's a great possibility that we'll lose our lives?

.......hmmm

Dr. Pavel. Im FBI

Dr. Pevel, I'm NSA

> do or do not; look, I'm really old and I just don't give a fuck any more

>I'm done

>Incorrect, I am your male parent

>Luke, I'm your mother's husband

>I got for square!

>Luke, you're my wife's son

>muhh HUHHHh the frnench….
>shcamPAGne…

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It appears that the our friends whom are also Hobbits are been transferred from this current location to another location we are all currently aware of know as Isengard by name

>I'll make a bid he can't turn down

IT WOULD SEEM BEEF IS ONCE AGAIN ON THE À LA CARTE GUYS

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

>Good morning, Dave

KEK

Go, Go Ninja Turtles!

We'll have a dancing competition, you and I, comrade.

You missed a golden opportunity, literally
>like piss, in rain

>unknowingly posted FX's censored version of this scene

>Sayonara, infant.

>I CAN ESCAPE!

I am the Central Intelligence Agency

>HAHAHAHAHAHAA FRY YOU UGLY NIGGER

>Are you, by any chance, referring to me?

Wrong, I am your progenitor

And end to their lives is what they have earned. Further more, I yearn for them to sear in the eternal flames of Perdition.

>James. Bond, James.

The name's Plisovski.

Me too. How do I turn it off?

YOU CANT. FECKING MENGO IS IN YOUR HEAD NOW

>Didn't attach an image of Caine and didn't spell it like it needs to be spelled for the effect
Weak.

best one

FECKING MENGO

>Man it was close

>YOU WANT THE FACTS?
>YOU CAN'T COPE WITH THE FACTS

We must return to the island, Katherine

>IT'S GETTING COLD

>This evening we have supper in the abyss

>I DID NOT PARTAKE IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE DAMNED MACHINE

CAREFUL CHRISTOPHER

>Yabba dabba do, cocksucker!

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You are informing me that you constructed a date device out of said drug car?

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>Are you in for a brawl?

I'm letting you go

>I'm a green guy

Are you informing that we are part of a... martyr team?

That's not what the quote is.

>Johnny's up in this bitch

>I am prevoked

>I am not young enough for this crap

I am the assembly or council of citizens having the highest deliberative functions in a government, especially a legislative assembly of a state or nation.

>Albie Beck
Who the hell is that and why did he say his name?

>The dark night

are you supposed to read these imagining a generic, monotone voice? cause that's what I'm doing

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>Go have sex with yourself, butt-tunnel.

>You cannot escape.

Wenches depart

>I've seen things... Sup Forums wouldn't believe...
>trolls on fire of the shoulder of Orion...
>faggots glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gates...
>all these... shitposts... will be lost in time... like... piss in rain...
>time... to post...

Best one right here

So close

Not many people know what their life's worth. I do. One hundred thirty grand.

>You are an herculean individual

>it's round! Round!

>Go right ahead there
>Do my do there for it

In what way am I considered whimsical?