"I was cured alright."

>"I was cured alright."
Shut the movie off right there.

This is a dumb joke but you actually gave me a chuckle

>"The horror...the horror..."

Turned it off after that.

well the good news is you almost made it to the end, just missed a few closing shots and the credits...

>Frankly my dear, I just don't fucking care
That's where I turned it off.

So, right at the end? Good job, OP. You watched a movie in full. Well done.

Yep, turned it off then turned 360 degrees and walked away from the tv

THEY WERE HOT. WANKED LOTS OF TIMES TO THIS SCENE

This fuck is this? A movie for ants?

>He doesn't watch his kino in 480p

>Well done.

Stopped reading right there.

>"Whats is that, some type of ALIEN?"

You should have seen how hard i through the VHS back into the Redbox kiosk.

>not watching your kino at 2p

>"don't stop-"
dropped this fugazi show right there

Clockwork Orange definitely wasn't the film I thought it would be. My first impression was that it was going to be post apocalyptic British gang-tribal wars between the survivors Robin hood them, but I was severely disappointed on how it came about when it continued...

It was just trash, pure trash. The main character was glorious and I loved how he acted, but the overarching plot was atrocious in my opinion. It focused too much on institutions and bureaucracy of the Main Character's condition excessively. This film is definitely an acquired taste.

>It Ain't Me starts playing

Turned it off then and there, I'm so tired of this shit

>not watching kino projected on to the moon through a telescope

the greatest ending shot?

trash/10 critique m8 lad to be brutally honest with you

>the credits

me too. I couldn't give it a second chance

>how hard i through the VHS
did you meant threw, you ignorant bastard?

Someone post the drawing

You can't project through a telescope, idiot

>watching movie in theater
>watching end credits
>no post credits scene

Walked out the theater at that point.

You watch the projection through the telescope, ya dick

>You know what you are? Just a dirty son of a AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Turned it off right there. Couldnt stand it anymore.

Me and my brothers always burst out laughing at this, it's ridiculous

You can't watch movies through your dick, mucus brain

>He missed the mid-trailer scene that plays before the next movie

>Watching JOI
>"alright, now I want you to lick up all your cu-"
>close video

Every goddamn time.

I don't get it, it was a joke?

Well, you just haven't tried hard enough, buckaroo

I'm not your buckaroo, kemosabe

>he doesn't consume his own jizzm
Faggot.

At that point you just recycling proteins, you're not gaining anything. Eating someone else's jizz on the other hand…