You should look at my face

You should look at my face

She is literally hideous.

yeesh! no thanks, ill keep staring at your tits tho

Holy shit no. Depending on what you prefer in women tho, if you want sharper facial features than Mammario is not your girl.

But her body is next to none.

Heh *smiles and shakes head, sipping a martini*

What a concept...what a concept...

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honestly i'm too ugly to have a chance with her so i'd just continue to stare
it's not like it would make a difference

webm, now.

fags

I have a huge cool webm I can loop in slow motion on my ipad fämäläm

cant post on ipad thou

she's pretty when emotionless but her smile is terrible.

>he thinks I manipulated that image

That's a fake smile, not her real smile.

>slightly tan alexandra daddario

Just when I thought she couldn't get hotter

>ignore the hideous face she's doing in the OP
>look at this face!!

If i met daddario, i wouldnt waste the opportunity by looking at her face.

I just can't get over how sexy she is

>goes by a single and obviously cherry picked frame of a movie to make this kind of judgement

literally perfect woman

*blocks your path*

She is too pretty. Way too pretty. Like some kind of uncanny valley shit.

Nobody thinks that. We can tell by the filename that you saved it from chans.

why the fuck didnt they give her a real bikini to wear? what is this horseshit

reminder that all the nudity in the movie will be the fat joke character

>broward county

DROPPED

you know the funny thing about my tits is that they are located on my face

She's the prude character.

>titcow hags

Baka

Weird thing about Broward beaches: age is a bimodal distribution. It's 15-19 and 65+. Miami-Dade is 23-30.

>types random numbers to save image

>cow

thats for fat people

daddario is too skinny now

>puts tits on display like they're fucking deli meat
>"did you just look at my boobs"
yes bitch I looked at your giant boobs fuck off

Slut on the left needs a cumshot down her throat post haste

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>hahaha look at this freeze-frame while she's in the middle of enunciating! What a hag!
lmao

>Hopelessly in love with Mammario
>Excited she's on Baywatch

And they put on her the most hideous blue stripped top non bikini.

Why isn't she rocking a two piece bikini? She already showed her titties.

How much weight did she lose?

I'll have to stand there until either she or I make the first move.

>please don't look at my giant tits as I bounce them around in your face

literally /ourgirl/

So, I'm guessing there is no reason for her to wear a bathing suit right?
It doesn't seem like she went swimming nor does she seem to have been training.
Could it be that she wore that outfit in class?

cum where?

Any pics of her in her biological prime, i.e., 16-24?

its a comedy, thats the joke. son

honestly this is a pretty good shoop

>1409015929157.jpg
>Assuming that this timestamp is in milliseconds: GMT: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 01:18:49.157 GMT
looks legit

you can see the ocean in the background retard

I can see palm trees, but no ocean...

You're a woman. You're tits are the only thing worth a shit. Be grateful that I'm even looking in your direction you whore.

what a forward young man you are, my goodness

She is also quite humorous on twitter

Hi, /fit/ here. I got lost leaving the gym and ended up here.

Pisses me off girls at the gym. They walk in and immediately strip down to their slutty gym outfit and start rolling around on the floor doing some dumb 'core' routine, usually somewhere inconvenient like in front of the dumb bell rack that people who want to actually exercise need access to.

I have challenged a few girls as to why they dress like such massive slags if they don't want men to look at them. Most have defended it saying they get too hot exercising otherwise which is a bit rich considering men there who are actually exerting themselves, not just going through the motions, wear much more clothing than these slappers and seem to be fine. It would also serve that if girls are allow to strip down to next to nothing then why can't men, e.g. train topless.

Well of course it is, she only shows her real smile right before she swallows your soul.

>stare at tits lose control of your body
>stare at eyes lose your soul

lose/lose

OH IT SHOWS, DADDARIO, IT SHOWS

The fact that that face is possible shows that she is ugly. It should not be possible under any circumstances.

>still no proper webm

no?

where is the video of this scene?

Here's a slightly better version thanks to some kind user in a previous thread.

I train at home. I train topless. It is undoubtedly the best way to train.

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Every fucking time, in 6 months at the new gym i've seen only 1 girl that doesn't go complete whore skin-tight outfit.
Not that i'm a fag or anything but that shit is distracting when you're there to train and gets blood flowing in the wrong places.

Why would getting a boner from a girl make you a fag user?

>ywn get a boner when she asks what your blood type is

is that swimsuit white and gold?

What's up with the blue? It looks so odd.

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He's not a fag for complaining, not for getting a boner

Is this symbolism for a big fat erection?

It's just big tits dude.

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blue tiger stripes to hide in the ocean at night.

>maybe if you werent such a big-titted whore i'd be able to look up from them

this kind of backhanded compliment negging works 10/10 times on women, as long as the delivery is with a devilish smirk that makes her wet.

Only Chads can getbaway with this of course, If youre not a Chas, you'll just come across as a creep

>just b a chad

th-thanks, The Rock

I live on a military base so there's rules and regulations concerning civilian attire. Females can't dress like slags.
lol I don't go to the gym anyway.

it looks just as bad in motion

bitch only looks great with a resting face

Might wanna tone down the language but other than that spot on.

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>Chads ALWAYS win

>ywn be this alpha

>Might wanna tone down the language
the fuck?

No

Fucking cringe cancer

A little bit more and you will get the jok cmon

I agree. You should leave

what he's saying is if you see a girl you want to fuck, with your dick, you should call her a whore and tell her she has big titties and lick your lips and flash her a grin

thats literally all it takes.

if you get a special case that doesnt go for it right away, try taking your dick out and jacking it off in front of her and then look up an ask if you gotta do all the work around here

metaphorically speaking, this. Dont LITERALLY call her a "whore", but you have to immediately frame your way of describing her as a sexual object. If you havent somehow alluded directly or indirectly that you want to fuck her within the first half hour of the first convo, you will never fuck the woman. Within an hour (and sometimes a few minutes) of meeting a guy, a woman knows if shes gonna eventually fuck him

also be sure to tell her that you make big cums to your penis within the first two minutes of interacting with her or else you're fucked

it's hypnotizing

I dont think youve ever fucked a woman. Women are ruthless, they immediately separate men into potential mates and non-mates by the first meeting.

>Chads
>Chas

Which is it smartass?

women are ruthless, sexual objects, and will stop at nothing to fuck their potential mates, and cuck their non-mates

they're like animals

Chaz

Youre definitely a virgin

That post bounce after she stopped, goddam

DID THOU JUST GAZE UPON MY BREASTS MANLET?

>"user, why aren't you looking into my eyes when speaking to me?"