Who would play YOU in the inevitable biopic?
Who would play YOU in the inevitable biopic?
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That guy from Spaceballs and honey I shrunk the kids
Motherfucker i wasn't quick enough
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Chink kino
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This faggot. I've been told I look like him several times. I'm less fat though.
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Irish Rugby Union hooker Shane "Munch" Byrne
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This guy
My grandmother always said I looked like a taller Tom cruise
I,m receding too but why when i shave my head do i end up looking like a chemo patient
>Everybody ITT
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>literally everybody itt
Fat josh peck
the arab dude from the star wars spin off or the indian from slumdog millionaire
Literally the same person
>mfw hairlets actually think they can pull off being bald like statham
he is a rare exclusion
Jesse Eisenberg
I'm not even Jewish
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do you have facial hair?
Young Jack Bauer
I literally asked for a statham and look like i got only weeks to live. Now i know why the hair lady was smirking
If you're bald you need muscle and low body fat. Otherwise all that's notable on your head is chubby cheeks or a chemo look.
Main actor: Michael Cera
Directed by: Zack Snyder
Studio: Sony
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but he killed himself
Literally looks exactly like me
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