Who would play YOU in the inevitable biopic?

Who would play YOU in the inevitable biopic?

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That guy from Spaceballs and honey I shrunk the kids

Motherfucker i wasn't quick enough

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Chink kino

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This faggot. I've been told I look like him several times. I'm less fat though.

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Irish Rugby Union hooker Shane "Munch" Byrne

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This guy

My grandmother always said I looked like a taller Tom cruise

I,m receding too but why when i shave my head do i end up looking like a chemo patient

>Everybody ITT

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>literally everybody itt

Fat josh peck

the arab dude from the star wars spin off or the indian from slumdog millionaire

Literally the same person

>mfw hairlets actually think they can pull off being bald like statham

he is a rare exclusion

Jesse Eisenberg
I'm not even Jewish

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do you have facial hair?

Young Jack Bauer

I literally asked for a statham and look like i got only weeks to live. Now i know why the hair lady was smirking

If you're bald you need muscle and low body fat. Otherwise all that's notable on your head is chubby cheeks or a chemo look.

Main actor: Michael Cera
Directed by: Zack Snyder
Studio: Sony

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but he killed himself

Literally looks exactly like me

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