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>see this
>what do?

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No worries korea.

Squint my eyes, put on my cheesiest, most stereotypical asian accent and walk in.

Enter

say I am Canadian, eh.

Any American could just say their Canadian, no one would fucking know for sure, their indistinguishable to foreigners.

i would assume there is a reason for it and ask why exactly.

glue my eyelids and get one of those retarded bowlcuts you hivemind gooks all have

I'm Canadian. I fucked my dog just before coming to your store as proof.

...

Go somewhere else, the service there is sure to suck.

Walk right the fuck in... fuck those slopes, they'd all be Chinese labor now if it wasn't for us

Don't go in if you're american. Not everything needs to be taken personal you pussy

>oh sorry I'm Canadian, I understand the confusion
>take upperdecker in toilet

laugh at it and take a picture

I'm a guest in their country, I would respect their request and go somewhere else. If you would act any differently than I then you are an animal and shouldn't be left out of your cage.

Enter and shit talk with people in the shop about all of the niggers America keeps sending them.

I found the weeby cuck, what else do you recommend Jimbo WEEB, why not bend over and let them fuck your wife while you're at it

Faggots that should kill themselves

kekd

Patronize a different establishment.

Good thing im from the united states then

Don't go in. I'm not gonna go to places where I'm not welcomed

Tell them I identify as a gook

buggery is still illegal, a peanut butter on your dick quip would be more authentic canadian.

If it's the US? Then i'd be pissed off by such a sign, otherwise it's fine.

I would go inside anyway, because businesses discriminating against their customers is illegal.

Ask them for their Iphones, western clothes, western medicine back. Make fun of their plastic surgery rates to look as white and "american" as possible then tell them to go have fun dealing with best Korea when we decide to back up and go back to Okinawa and fun being a dictatorship.

fuck em

Pretend I'm Canadian.

>AMERICAN

This probably translates as "no blacks", but they aren't allowed to say it outright.

You fuckers actually do this for real, yknow.

cnn.com/2013/07/01/travel/fake-canadians-canada-day-travel/

I'm not a whiny nigger, homo, or jew, so I don't make it a federal case when I am refused service.

As a foreigner in another country I should respect the wishes of the native people unless I'm at war/conquering them.

I would obviously go in that place, even if its somewhere I would normally have no interest in.

> enter business
> patronize business and tip generously
> inform them kindly that there is a typo on the sign out front that might confuse Americans like myself
> compliment them on their hospitality and service
> 너무감사합니다!

Doesn't take much to be Canadian, just look Asian and prep the bull and boom, canadian

>be american
>refuse service to faggot
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>be american
>be refused service
>act like a spiteful liberal teenager

Racism hurts, I might pretend to not care and play it macho but in my inner soul I feel reduced to someone whom I'm not. Like I didn't even had a chance to meet you, and you hate me solely because of my passport entry, eh..... Any blacks, irish, jews share this feeling?

Leave. Who gives a shit? Money is green. Their loss.

SK is literally a protectorate of the US.

Pretty much this

>respecting Asians
>Asians don't respect us whether in Asia or living in the US.
>Asians side with other shitskins to "bring whitey down"
USA is the only reason South Korea even exists.

Pedophile here, I know the feeling.

Just walk in. No sissy nonconfrontational jap is going to do or even say anything about it.

>be american
>everyone hates you

>be Australian
>everyone loves you

Damn it feels good to be white Australian, the true master race.

Walk in and shit on their tables. Then walk out.

>traveling to Asian countries
I can eat dog here in the states, thanks.

Well Pawel, it's like the God Emperor said. They're good people, but they're sending their worst. I've seen Polish anons brag often about how they got rid of their criminal and unproductive population by dumping them in UK, Germany, Sweden, etc.. And of course not having to take in rapeugees on top of it doesn't win you friends either.

This

Underrated.

>being where you're not wanted
Nigger tier.

Enter

I've traveled alot, people don't actually hate you to your face.
Most are nice until they get on the internet.

>having abo blood in your veins
>master race
kek

I want to start a business for the sole reason of discriminating against patrons from all Muslim countries...... And Europeans. Except England they cool.

Oh and no Canadians or Mexicans

I'm Canadian, eh.

So many buttblasted burgers ITT.
This is what happens when your entire population acts like niggers.
Commonwealth war against America when?

I've been to Japan, and I've seen this shit. Just go to another store where they'll take your money.

Or really any South American or Central American country

Shoot up the place like any other proud American.

Typical niggers.

say i'm mexican (which is the same thing now)

Or Aussies

Why would South Korea dislike burgers? They truly are your greatest ally.

>i-it's ok guys they only hate us behind our backs!!
Top kek nigger.
How does it feel to be the nigger of the world?

No business that would refuse me service based off of nationality would get me to enter. I simply wouldn't buy from them.

Australian tourists are pretty awful, have you ever actually met them?
Only the British tourists are worse.

>entire population
weak bait.

Ugh... no they're not. Japs are better than they are.

Why do they not want yanks?

Kek

ok. go ahead, be a little pussy faggot for all I care.

Say Canadian, British, Swedish, Danish, Croatian.

If you're white you'll pass for any Euro country, Australia and North America.

This. Japs also don't eat dogs.

>n-no you are!!
Top kek American pigshit

if you can't speak english they trash the place.

Go there and give a thumbs up to the manager.

What's the diffrence you can hear and other nationalitys don't without practice

This

>Enter
>Unzips dick
Sup BITCHES

It's true we do that and it's the only correct thing to do if you don't speak English in the current year.

Pretend to be a Canadian as usual.

pretty good actually, my dollar goes much farther than yours does and I have a real culture to share and talk about.
People may "hate" me because of our brilliant success in a short time frame, but I feel no shame in that.

Meanwhile you just borrow culture from us and the UK.
The only cultural identity you have is that Australian "travelers" are all party boy dudebros only traveling to try to get laid.
Talk about nigger mentality.

Exactly how a nigger would act.
Rly mks u thnk

Go in, what are the slant eyed little gooks going to do, bow at you furiously?

Nothing because I'm not American

People from Minnesota talk just like Canadians to be honest.
They are most certainly not Canadians though.

Just say a lot of "eh", and "Don't you know" at the end of your sentences.

>canada isn't in america
Wow, you people really are this stupid.

the only correct answer

Bring it on, Kangaroo-fucker.

put on my best aussie accent

gooks wouldnt be able to tell

anyway the sign is because of nigger servicemen raping everyone. not whitey

We fought for your freedom? Maybe You'd rather Chinese control

I'd shop there anyway if it was convenient for me. I've got a pretty strong stomach for social opprobrium and it'd be hilarious to watch them either have to explain to me, in English, that I have to leave while I act like its a joke or give up their values.

You want to see the ugly American? I'm right here.

Thanks god I'm not american

But why would they bar Canadians.

This store is probably near a milatary base desu

why would you identify as a dog eating gook though? literally subhuman.

Its mainly so we dont get attacked in Europe.

Don't want any gooks in my neighborhood, either.

just say you're european problem solved

I can hardly even tell the difference between Canadian and Standard American. Southern or New England accents are fucked though.
I guess Canadians sound slightly slower, and of course there is the occasional "eh."
It's sort of a blend of British and American but closer to American.

All that damage control.
Thank you for admitting people hate you but find us Australians loveable chaps who don't find a little bit of fun.

>American culture - bix nood mofugga