See this

[Kayden Ward]

>see this
>what do?

[Josiah Ramirez]

No worries korea.

[Easton Brooks]

Squint my eyes, put on my cheesiest, most stereotypical asian accent and walk in.

[Jordan Thompson]

Enter

[Asher Davis]

say I am Canadian, eh.

[Blake Clark]

Any American could just say their Canadian, no one would fucking know for sure, their indistinguishable to foreigners.

[Carter Kelly]

i would assume there is a reason for it and ask why exactly.

[Adam Jackson]

glue my eyelids and get one of those retarded bowlcuts you hivemind gooks all have

[David Robinson]

I'm Canadian. I fucked my dog just before coming to your store as proof.

[Jackson Torres]

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