Official Liverpool vs Manchester City match thread 1

>Liverpool
See next post (no van dijk)

>City
Ederson, Walker, Stones, Otamendi, Delph, Fernandinho (c), De Bruyne, Gundogan, Sane, Sterling, Aguero

SUBS | Bravo, Zinchenko, Danilo, Mangala, D Silva, Bernardo, Diaz

starts in 1 bong

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland,_England
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Firmino will score a hat trick. Screencap this.

>see next post
Why do you keep doing this?

because they dont put it in text

lazy cunt

>Primetime Ox
this game is gonna be good!

yeah and he dares calls this the official thread

This is now the official Bournemouth - Arsenal match thread.

>VVD out

4-0 City thanks for playing

Allah is on our side now, City have no chance of winning

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youtube.com/watch?v=AqOZB-zEPvM

THREAD SONG

says the guy too lazy to open the thread

must be a virgin

tipping either of these teams two win or maybe a draw

He seems pretty autistic tbf

on

>Liverpool bringing the trivot again
Is this the only way to do well against City, lads? By being defensive at home?

>Mignolet benched
is this a thing now?

Apologies for being that fantasy cunt but really need a City clean sheet here. Vamos

drinking game: do a shot every time Fernandinho kicks Salah in the ankle

where the fuck is vvd?

Think he's a comedian and that's his character

h-h-heavy metal attacking f-football la

why are we never allowed to be happy, i just want to be happy

He has it in the bag

>mfw a fat stinky brown man shitty plastic was near me

>when you've become such an abm that you're cheering on the pool

>mfw an american looked in the mirror and described what he saw near me

Yes hello, where's van Dyke?

twitter.com/The12thManLpool/status/952545117864329216

Still hurts lads

injured

nice

His career would be over if he played today. He would be exposed that bad. Smart move not playing him to keep his confidence up.

More like every time a player gets away with an attempted leg break on a city player, dinho a good boy he dindu nuffin

>no Van Dyke
>no King Klavan

4-0 to City easy

Can't wait to spend all game switching streams

>yfw sterling scores at anfield and celebrates like a madman

why?

>the fab free

>Mingoshit confirmed for done

T H A N K G O D.

This show sucked

how much money should i bet on a firmino hat trick

fuck off

that's great except karius is literally worse

even better if it's a late as fuck jammy as fuck winner

wow calm down

City way to small a club to have American fans, mate.

Markus is just as bad

>klopp didn't call his new defender to not he embarrassed by real strikers
Fucking kek

>Karius
>better than Mignolet
um, sweetie

all your money

Oh boy oh boy first we get to see absolute comedy involving arsecucks and now either an exposing or a slip. What a lovely Sunday chaps.

ok sorry

I know he's worse but I don't even care anymore. At least Klopp finally fucking admitted Mingolet is done. Maybe he'll finally move to get a new one in the Summer.

Why would you do this. Strange behaviour

Klopp out!

Chinese isn't open for another hour.

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What’s the latest on Leon Goretzka to Liverpool situation?

Lee Dixon with the tough love.

Dubs and poop gets expoopsed

Atleast he looks like a 10/10 compared to mingolel

Pep got his players' JUICES flowing

Why isn't that Ibe fella starting? I thought he was better than Sterling.

do yaself a sundee roast yer paki nob

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It will be a boring game and max 2 threads will be closed.

He's going to Bayern

he was busy defeating Arsenal today

>Buy the best defensive player in the world
>Not letting him play
What does Kloppo mean by this?

this match will end 4-4, mark my words

Is Liverpool the Cleveland of England? Or is the stadium just located in a poor part of town?

lads

Why do pundits pretend this is a close game? Liverpool will demolish city

anfield is quite run down, partly the clubs fault

Too hungover to shop and then cook.

Odds on Ederson getting boo'd cause he got kicked in the face?

This la

dont really know that much about cleveland or other american cities
people often say its like detroit becus of the dericlit buildings

>don't play best players in big game

Poor part of town

Cleveland is sort of like Detroit only with fewer murders and the river occasionally catches on fire

Reason we call Scousers Bin Dippers

kloppo just said karius is the no1 now

What's the most historically significant city in America that has become an absoluty unimportant shithole now? Detroit? St. Louis?

> thanks for buying me this tight jeans user.

Doesn't look that bad

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England is the Cleveland of Europe

Philly

Who are United fans supporting in this? Surely City having an invincible season is far worse than Liverpool loosing.

Alice is a 10/10 and still a virgin

>Jurgen, no Van Dijk in the starting lineup?
>no, he has a slight injury

IT BEGINS

You're not Japanese.

that's bullshit but I believe you

Cleveland is the Cleveland of England

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland,_England

name a club with brighter teeth than liverpool

pro tip you cant

He's called JÜrgen, what's so difficult about this?

It is in a way, good rock n roll history.

>LOVREN
Cheeky 3-1, salah equalizes at some point it goes downhill at 2nd half