*knocks on door*

*knocks on door*

>"Hello."

>he we doing today
>I need you to lose 50 pound

>I don't know why I can't lose weight!
>I am doing everything right
>I mean I reward myself for eating well with some chips or soda here or there, but that's all!
>also it was my son's birthday last week so of course I am going to have some cake!
>I just don't understand why I am not losing weight!!

>'gains 150lbs on you'

>The wiper fluid ran out in our car, so we had to get delivery a few times
>My skin definitely feels looser though. I'm making progress on this diet

fuck, just why man...

>GIMME SOME FRIED WICE AND SOMMA DEM EGG WOLES

>honey the dr said you cant eat rice

>BUT ITS FWIED!!!!!!!111111111

>ORDER ME CHINESE, FRIED RICE
>I don't know about the rice though
>THAT'S WHAT I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>But rice is on that paper that we're not suppos...
>IT'S FRIED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>THAT'S WHAT I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MY HEAD HURTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what ep?

James K, season 5.

It's a recent one, don't know the exact episode number.

Probably the best episode, Based Dr. Now.

REALLY big guy

He's a piece of human filth but so are his enablers

He was so excited when she came back

>FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

>but its fried

what in the name of christ did he fucking mean by this?

thanks

Some people are under the impression that fried and deep fat fried foods are healthy

HOW YOU GON GIV ME ONE ITTY BITTY EGGROLL

>supposed to be on diet
>eats 50 cheeseburgers
>2 whole cakes
>and 137 cookies
>"I only cheated a little."
>gained 200 pounds

>Still has a gf who gives him Blowjobs and delivers him food.

umad weightlets

it probably said "rice" on his paper, and didn't specify "fried rice"
because we all know adding an adjective changes the nature of the noun

Not possible. You couldn't fit a piece of paper between those thighs

Kek did he really say that

>blowjobs
>implying she would wade through sheets of yellow-crusted fat to find his micropenis

>this is allowed on day time tv
>some titty is not
what the fuck is wrong with the world

All those fat people shows really make me appreciate having feet t b h.

Is this real life? Or is it some meme born from these threads?

Can you imagine being this guy and having to deal with these mentally ill and/or retarded and absolutely abhorrent in every way people on a daily basis? I wonder how well paid he is, must be a good gig or how the fuck could you muster it - unless you have some sort of slightly twisted scientific fascination with these landwhales

He literally said this in the show.

I don't know if the belief is widespread, or only among fat retards

How the fuck does someone gain 150 pounds in a few months. It's fucking insane.

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This has got to be fake.

You can't sell food you cooked on craigslist

Gets me every time

calories are decreased by bring burnt down in the body
fried rice has been burnt a little more than regular so it will have less calories
it's basic science, take biology retard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>I will delete comments suggesting diet or exercise.
America in a nutshell.

Am I the only one that feels like they could really enjoy denying these retards everything they ask for?

I want to feed them healthy meals only and watch them cry over it

>metabolically disprivileged

This is what the SJW movement has wrought upon us

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>boil all the calories out

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Watching the episode right now

>"You can't lie your way out of a heart attack"

is the jew trying to get too fat for the oven?

I'm almost ashamed to say I enjoyed MoR as much as I did knowing this is the guy behind it. For someone that believes in rationality so much you'd think he would at least try eating less.

2/10

KANEDA HELP MEEEEEEEEE

o-o-ok

This literally sounds like some shit James K would say if he actually went to college.

Instead we got:

>I put you on a diet and you gained 150 more lbs. How the fuck is this possible? You have to be cheating.

>I HAVE TO RE-TRAIN MY BODY!!!!!!!!

Yes. I want to do this for a living.
Call yourself a "personal trainer" or something, and all you do is sit in their house and when they cry for food you say "fuck you"

and if you're training hard you have to eat more. It all makes sense

>Writes a book called Methods of Rationality
>HEY GUYS HOW DO I KILL MY FAT CELLS WITHOUT EATING LESS OR EXERCISING SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE.

He sounds very rational.

AAAAAAAAAH
MAH LEG
CAREFUL WITH MAH LEG

If you're going on walks every day and eating at a deficit you will lose weight and not die.

I hope this fat fuck falls through the floor into a bottomless pit

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>he's not eating lard fried in lard
Keep slurping that corn syrup

>he's not eating lard fried in lard
I'm eating pork rinds.

Keto as fuck.

s/world/USA/

He said he had to start eating Chinese food because his girlfriend had a tire blow-out

lel

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ooooooooo muh leg!

help me! im gunna fall! i'm gunna fall!

>you're not going to fall, let go so we can move you

uhh ahhh ooo! i'm slippin i'm slippin

>tfw even if he lost the weight he'd probably lose his legs anyway

Okay, take a deep breath

>NO!