Sunday, 21:58 edition
/brit/
learn to use apostrophes, mong
NEVER youed a trip
NEVER youed a yank
willies
my sense of time is absolutely fucked
how was 2014 so close yet so far?
2011 seems so far away, yet the 2010-2013 period being the same length of empirical time as the 2014-2017 period somehow feels as though there's plenty of time left
i'm not sure if i feel like i'm about to step out of a time void into the world as a better person, or if i'm trapped in a nightmare from which the only escape will be suicide.
>1 letter assignment due in a decade
>haven't even started yet
we're quickly approaching the '8 hours until alarm' mark
>not stating the seconds and milliseconds too
now it's time i go to bed
i've got a day of toil ahead
shekelstein will be quite irate
if i sleep in and turn up late
for 8 whole hours i will be a slave
a fate i'll endure until the grave
so i bid thee farewell, goodbye my good friends
i'll see you all once more when tomorrow's toil ends
' or `
powerful stuff
>youed
retard
it's you'd
>slave
>get paid
We all agree that tomboys are the patrician mads preference, right?
got labour day off lads
LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe what’s happened to me
Lads..
Listen right
No toil on the morrow ;)
know i did something wrong at work without telling anyone
should have invoiced some shit but never did and i kept it a secret for ages
get anxiety whenever boss is in because i know one day ill have to answer for it
anime
sleep tight wagies
bet brendan fraser is a nice guy irl
i dont get the purpose of one, and yes google is broken
is the point that it puts more moisture into the air?
Why are so many American schools so disturbingly underfunded? Arent they a first world country?
fixed her for you
depressing but accurate post
i'm still convince everything ended in 2012 and we're just an imprint of the last thing that happened
yes
just passed it haha
will almost certainly be your age, time begins to speed up at a certain point, around 22 I felt
nene a shit
wtf
holy shit that is a big cock up dude quickly invoice it and pretend u already did it and just pray that they pay bc if they dont and claim late invoice u are fucked
>CIA with guns for hire,
>Montagnards around a fire,
>Napalm makes the fire go higher,
>Napalm sticks to kids
What did they mean by this ?
they aren't underfunded, the funding is misused in horrific ways
>around 22 I felt
im 19 and already feel it 2bh
might crash my car on purpose on the way to toil so I don't have to go
like what
even slaves need food
Yes, it raises indoor humidity by either release cool mist, or by heating up water and letting out steam. There's a third variant which you install directly into your air/heating system which increases moisture.
In winter, without a humidifier, I often wake up with a nosebleed, lots of flakes of dried skin on my arms and face, and my hearing is unpopped.
then you'd have to deal with a fucked up car
I turned 22 in 2008, time has flown by since then, doesn't feel like long ago at all
might drive off a cliff so i dont have to toil
Close your eyes lad, one day your gonna open them and your going to struggle breathing, your body will ache and this entire decade will be a distant blur. Enjoy it while you can
that's an average for the whole country. USA is massively unequal in between
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What is really disturbing is common core standards. There's a reason Bill Gates is spending billions on pushing this.
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere…
wouldn't even mind toil if I got a decent wage
Instead I'm paid just enough to feed myself and run a car, hmmmm
anything's better than toil
Pick 1 (one) and only 1 to gas:
- the Weebs
- the Irish
Toiling
Toiling
Toiling in the morning
Toiling in the noontime
Toiling
Toiling
Toiling till the sun goes down
the weeb irish
>In winter, without a humidifier, I often wake up with a nosebleed, lots of flakes of dried skin on my arms and face, and my hearing is unpopped.
humongous bloated bureaucracy
sports teams (big one)
letting parent teacher associations control money
the list goes on
shitting myself silly
cant you just do it tomorrow and pretend an email or a bit of paper got lost, leading to the delay.
does this help with a stuffy nose
see you next Friday lads
Woes kino
gassing the Irish would remove /eire/ which is 90% anime
sounds terrible
never knew humidity was an issue 2bh
off to the land of nod I go
ready to let Noseberg reap what I sow
Their Department of Education is a house of horrors.
It's one of those government organisations that has so much money they just started hiring people to make it look like they were doing something. Most of the jobs are there to keep the department running, not to actually do it's duty to the educational system. Layers and layers of bureaucracy and jobs for jobs sake.
America is one of the richest countries in the world yet most of its populace are poor
WTF????
252 Working Days in a Year (all data for 2017).
105 Weekend Days.
8 Public Holidays.
21 Days of Self Administered Holiday.
________________________________
231 out of 365 days this year are TOIL.
63% of your yearly daily life is at work, at your desk, pure uncompromised TOIL.
MONDAY is tomorrow. 71% of this upcoming week will be TOIL.
Basically - US counties each have to pay for their own school districts and poor counties take in less taxes. They receive more federal funding but they squander it from what I've heard. Not to mention a lot of schools in these "lower income" areas have to pay for things like security teams because theres so much gang violence and shit
staying up late so toil seems further away
>Canada
>The First World
Pick only one
overthrow toilstein when?
theatlantic.com
good article if you want to know more
>63% of your yearly daily life is at work, at your desk, pure uncompromised TOIL.
>your
Speak for yourself mate, I'm toil free since '93
he says it here
*big brain expands*
drinking all fucking day despite toil at dawn, but only drinking weak pisswater just to keep me buzzed as opposed to actually drunk
will help me go to sleep too when I do go to bed, whereas I'd probably be up til about 2-3am shitposting/thinking about stupid shit were I to stay sober
do this every sunday night and never had a problem getting up and driving to work on monday
I wouldn't know what to do with myself, I'd be like a dog without a master
truly stockholm syndome has taken a hold of me
the truth that nobody on /brit/ wants to admit is that you would be lost with us Irish. Make fun of us if you will but deep down you need us and we don't need you
It might. Also, higher humidity decreases the risk of getting a cold/flu in general.
I wonder what the longest book ever written is
ate some chocolate brownie ice cream lads still very hungry
I CAN'T TOIL ANYMORE
I NEED TO CEASE BREATHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO GO
>Never gave a shit about my appearance but literally LITERALLY heard a girl on a bench in a park gasp and say to her friend and say "Emily" as if to grab her attention for me.
>I'm not 100% sure if it was for me but it felt good as fuck.
>MONDAY is tomorrow. 71% of this upcoming week will be TOIL
not quite sweaty, i'm only in 3 days this week
I can’t remember anything
Can’t tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel the scream
This terrible silence stops me
Now that the weekend is through with me
I’m waking up, I cannot see
That there’s not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, don't wake me
cuckolds paradise
a story on fanfiction.net
not joking
...
>we don't need you
Anyone who does an online IQ test and gets a 145 and then uses the fact he did an online IQ test to defend the fact that he has a 145 IQ does not have a 145 IQ.
just remembered that time i was a brony for a few months back in 2011
any cuckold man in
very good post
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what needs are you thinking of
WISH i was nobility in the 1700's and it was still allowed to beat people worked for you
would beat the shit out of you all, daily
still better than going for the minus offer on the chase
>you go to toil
>meanwhile tarquin flies first class to mauritius to spend winter at a 5* resort in mauritius
>this system is somehow """""""""fair"""""""""
ahhhh yes
need abusive nigger gf
>Inbox (34)
>Emails marked as 'urgent' (22)
imagine how much people stank back then
my life is slipping away
>Skype Conference Call at 10AM