Brit/pol/-Nostalgia Edition

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880 (embed)

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632 (embed)

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First for May's Britain.

Not today buddy

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AHHHH

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labour are cutting themselves to pieces

Delete this TRAITORS!

PERFECT POLITICAL MOVE ALREADY

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

>we leave the EU
>it doesn't even matter because antarctic/space Nazis are going to fly their UFOs over and disintegrate us all as revenge for Dresden

tfw

Nice try.

Not going to slip your column past me sunshine.

got closer this time

>that pic
The GE seems like a century away, rip david clegg you were the best lord protector we've ever had

NO SINGLE MARKET FOR BASED DAVIS

FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT IS FINISHED

Does anybody have the wakey wakey Nigel picture from twitter. Much appreciated if someone had it.

>>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON

Oh no, ruined it (again). RIP.

Daily reminder Karen is a hapa
Daily reminder Karen is a side character
Daily reminder that Karen would rightfully be deported
Daily reminder Karen is not allowed in the United Kingdom

kek

>M A D M A N

sad fucker.

There is a timeline where we had an Ed Milliband SNP coalition

He really is a clever lad.

SO. FUCKING. BASED

What?

should have been hong kong

What the fuck do they classify as misogyny?

I know thank Kek he saved us from that.

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Whistles, nasty words, generally being rude.

>kek saved us from it

PRAISE HIM!

Am I the only one who takes 'Perfidious Albion' and 'Eternal Anglo' as compliments? It's pretty cool to be a wily nation of shopkeepers that, although small, outwits its rivals through clever diplomacy and mountains of cash

So what does everyone think about May sounding like a Labour leader?

Are you hoping it is all lies?

actually, it was probably meant for this sad cunt

Karen has dual citizenship.

I pity them, for they are far away from Steins Gate

>MFW it's been nearly a year and a half since any quality Milliband-Cameron banter in the house of commons.

YOU'LL NEVER VOTE TO LEAVE
YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY LEAVE
YOU'LL KEEP FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT

8)

>two more shadow cabinet positions for Corbyn to fill

kek

Not close enough shipmate, I will do my duty, Nelson expects it.

>generally being rude
Fucking really? Looks like they're going to have to arrest most of fucking nottingham then

who /cripplinganxiety/ here

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

h-hi

What you talking about soft lad.

>David Davis is in cabinet

Almost worth a May victory tbqh

>tfw you are in the better universe

HOW CAN THIS BE

We will have good trading relations with all of the Commonwealth, I imagine.

A very bright, good future awaits these isles indeed!

I wonder what happens to him when we actually achieve Brexit.

me
sometimes I can't even stick around on Sup Forums after posting because of it and have to close it

it has completely ruined my life 2bh

based Davis

Are you ready for May-Corbyn banter?

Battersea's on fire lads

Feel better since Brexit 2bh

What a racist coment is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=EXsjOG5a7jI

BEHOLD MY STAND

[B R E X I T C A B I N E T]

brexit is an entity which we have already manifested.

He's knighted and made a lord

I can post fine anonymously at least but when it comes to steam or anything like that, can't do it

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4sorch/bbc_boris_johnson_is_foreign_secretary/

Tuturuuuuxit means tuturuuuuxit

He wants people allowed over on work visas, not free movement of people.

This is the same setup Austrailia has, if you aren't even prepared to let people into the country to work then your economy will collapse.

Oh well.

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>So what does everyone think about May sounding like a Labour leader?
It's called political positioning, the most left wing sentence Thatcher ever uttered was when the entered No.10.

All May has to do to annihilate Labour for a generation or more is to steal the few remaining centrist Labour supporting swing voters. There's nothing wrong with trying to create equality of opportunity, it's state enforced equality of outcome that's pure cancer. I wouldn't worry.

>wily nation of shopkeepers that, although small, outwits its rivals through clever diplomacy and mountains of cash

Welcome to the club.

>libcucks not blaming themselves for failing to vote, thereby passively taking alpha white male dick like the sissy betas they are

Me

I would like a better job and progress in life but I'm too scared and crippled by anxiety to even try

maybe merged into Fox's office to maintain and expand trade

maybe become the minister for EU matters or something, even after we leave we're going to have near constant interaction and political navigation.

who's that?
Please be a girl, i cant go through more disapointment

The doggos alright?

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>Taking it literally

Keep up lad. It was a dig at Obama. Singapore etc will be at the front

happy a euro sceptic has been appointed our negotiator for leaving

sleep comfy tonight boys

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how much Nazi gold do you guys actually have

Lana Rain

haven't left the house in weeks desu

I am the same
It took me months to initiate my first actual conversation with someone at work

Don't know, it's near Clapham Junction, but I'm not a Londoner so I have no idea where that is.

ARISE SIR DAVID DAVIS, AND TAKE THE HOME SECRETARY BRIEF YOU WERE BORN FOR.

ANIME
ANIME
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>Be me
>Brexit happens
>Girl I've liked for a year admits she likes me
>We're now going out
>Based Conservative government being formed
>Labour is destroying itself

Why is life so good at the moment, is this a gift from Kek?

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All of it but it's not just limited to Nazi gold, we don't discriminate when it comes to precious metals, just like you don't discriminate when it comes to rocket scientists.

Lads, went to my bird's graduation ceremony other day.

There was speeches by guests and people receiving honorary degrees.

One was the founder of the 30% club - whose aim is to try and get at least 30% of board members in FTSE 100 companies to be women.

She said she has already achieved that since 2010, and now she is changing her goals from gender to other issues such as race.

I nearly puked.

She also brought Brexit up.

Kek rewards those who are loyal user

>Girl I've liked for a year admits she likes me

g-good for you

and don't we all feel sorry for george osborne

So we've became so cucked we've elected our first female prime minister. Who fucking supports miss imagination and wants sharia law. Well fucking done.

well user, sorry to disappoint

Truly we are living in the meme timeline.

KEK rewards all his followers user

whats gonna happen to the scotcuts now?

> Vote to leave UK and join EU
> Can't use £, has to use €
> Oil worth fuck all
> we build wall as Nikola floods scotland with migrants.
> ???

Congrats m8