A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. One day...

A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. One day, I saw a child playing with a tangerine the size of a ruby. We burned the tangerine tree down.

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what size is the ruby?

That's not how it goes, fucking idiot!

Some men just want to watch the tangerine burn

The size of entire tangerine tree.

Master Wayne, have you ever heard about the story of Darth Tangerine the Wise?

That's very rude ,Alfred. Anyway what about pack of those digits we talked about earlier?

The size of a curry?

Why did he write that so awkward

Why didn't he just have him say 'orange'

Nobody says tangerine

Oranges don't grow in Burma.

I WAS IN BUHMA

Tangerine is a type of orange

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But an orange isn't a type of tangerine.

THE LAHMBO GHEENY THEN?

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One day, I saw, a ruby, the size of a child, playing, with a tangerine.

you were ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

>I saw a tangerine the size
>of a tangerine
Every fucking time

Head like a tangerine!

Oi do hope yu when't a membah of the foyah brigade

>the bandit... had been a tangerine