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21st Porg Consumer Division of the SS Yankderbeg edition

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interesting edition

responsibility's cool but there's more things in life

will this summon machine-jew?

posted a picture where you could see the outside of a girl's bumhole
I've mentioned it before on here but I'm still pissed off that I got banned for it

need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

reached the famed equilibrium point

dont want to sleep as toil seems closer, but too tired to stay awake

will fight for 5 more minutes

graduated from the university of life

Emma Watson's minge.

Checking out of the toil one day.

ALL power and authority stems from physical power, which belongs overwhelmingly to men. Women's "power" is always, in some way, shape, or form, actually just the physical or financial power of men leveraged in their favor, in the same way that the value of money is (or rather, was) based on the value of gold.

like getting 10 hours
of sleep every night

Dont see why she is so shy about nudes

vile little slug

Love God and his son Jesus me

work is honestly grim

What did he mean by this

anime

>my codeine addiction

Bit absurd how the biggest national infrastructure project in the country is beind held up by a group who calls themselves the Skwxwu7mesh Uxwumixw

have a soft spot for historical figures who treated others poorly

like to rationalise it in my mind as 'their inner turmoil' and therefore acceptable

...

legitimately boggles the mind how much leftists hate white people

i'm a yank
my bum stanks
having a wank
doing a poo
all over you

Sucks to be you!
Just compare yourself to disabled people and be thankful.
The world doesn't owe you a thing.

her friend looks quite cute

Should manchester be nuked?

He's a standard Jew in his beliefs but he just doesn't lie about it like most of them

Bloke on the radio is freaking out about a bunch of 10 year olds riding scooters into traffic

...

Hope there's a war and we all get drafted so I can die with some meaning.

simply expressing what is written in the talmud innit

You sound like a cunt.

Someone once told me that i was a cross between David Brent and Stephen Fry.
Not sure what to think about that.

Rate my tea

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how odd

disabled people get free money, you retard

Hope he dies

fascinating stuff. keep me updated if the bloke on the radio expresses any other opinions

OMG PORG! SO CUTE!

>All 5 of Englands teams in the Champions league is top of their respective groups
holy shit the prems finally back

chill out you utter cretin

I'd call you a cunt but I'm eating a naked noodle pot right now and I'm a bit jealous

not sure if you're still around lad, but im in a similar situation in the "wanting my own life" thing.

been wageslaving for a while now and can move out sometime next year. my thinking is that if i have my own place i can get a gf and mates, but in reality i'll likely end up being the same sadcase but in a slightly different location.

grim life

too much pepper

did the man put the ball in the net?

why not go to war with the mindset of winning?
Fuck you.

desu having autism when i compare myself to some disabled people i just think "at least people can see that they're broken"
i'm still held to ordinary standards while starting miles behind and being thick as fuck

looks peng
never ate a meal that good in my life if i'm honest

Got a spot of the ol' tinnitus lads, sounds a little like

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

liverpool fan and already stopped watching this season can't fucking take it anymore lads just the same nonsense year after year

wish i was a girl and could just get dick pics off guys all day. Love dick pics.

Bloke on the radio is speaking about a boat that sank and its single survivor. Speaking about some charity now

any raw tomato and steak lads in

hes saying you're a non self-aware egotistical gay pedophile

any genius man in?

Feel like something has gone wrong somewhere in the past few years.

Try and find some alright people to live with, it's better than being alone.

>I have money so now I am happy
Go die you retard.

wish my life had the aesthetics of a david fincher film

looks more and more like a channel 4 production each day

...

It is I, the God and his son Jesus loving genius

just eating a fully clothed pot noodle

just join the army now

but don't try to join any elite units because they have a much lower death rate than regular infantry

u just want ur life to be filled with washed out colours?

lol you disabled?

Giving Cowboy Beebop a shot lads

It's 'erbs

Britain couldn't even beat a bunch of ragheads in the desert.

We're fucked if something actually happens.

watching old episodes of mock the week and its not as funny as I remember it being

Ok softie.

guy on the right looks much happier with life

me, off camera to the right, unimaginably grotesque

>tfw my life has the film production quality of an employee training video

We didn't use nukes on those ragheads in the desert though.

Wrong

No.
I break my legs and somtimes my back regularly just to test my healing abilities.

suck your mum

GOOD lad

screeching

These were twins but the one on the right went vegan

sue

arse

my life has a bit of a Terrence Malick look to it

Ah yes, the gf.

i am disabled

enjoy your ban

brap

having a bit of an apathy problem
none of my stash is doing it for me and there's nothing I really like online
is keeping from wanking for a week or so likely to help

Lmao mong

Calm down you utter softie.

Quite smart, but probably just short of genius

Anything particular you were after?

for me it's nolanesque

I speak in rick and morty references

*removes a wheel from your wheelchair and attaches it to my bike to make it a big trike*
psh, nothing personnel... unicyclo

lol

>be really really short as a kid, ubermanlet
>understand the world through my lack of height
>enjoy being the underdog, bit of a napoleon complex
>shot up as a late teen
>now a 6'5 BEHEMOTH and feel like im in the wrong body

its werid like, i look at people and sometimes a little intimidated but when i stand next to them i tower over their puny skeletal frame

got told i have a troublesome outdated view of the world on reddit

Did they beat the drum slowly, did they play the fife lowly?
Did they sound the death march as they lowered you down?
Did the band play The Last Post in chorus?
And did the pipes play the Flowers of the Forest?

fucking disgusting wretched little cunt
would love to stomp her fucking head into gory bits of skull and brain matter

hate hate hate HATE how even if this raf application goes successfully itll probably take a year before i start training and hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE how if it doesnt go successfully and i then apply for a non-officer role itll take maybe as long as 2 years before i start training
just want to get going reeeeeeeeEEEEEE