YOU SHOULD JUST SMIIIIIIIILE AND BLOWWW MEEEEE!!

>YOU SHOULD JUST SMIIIIIIIILE AND BLOWWW MEEEEE!!
>IF YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS
>THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS, THEY LOOK LIKE SOME VEGAS WHORE
>WHAT? WHAT?
>YOU APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING THEN YOU'RE A DISHONEST CUNT!
>I DON'T NEED MEDICATION
>YOU'RE IN MYYYYYY HOUSE
>YOU, YOU WEAK CUNT! YOU CALL THE COPS
>SHE'D HAVE SUCKED ME IN FIVE SECONDS, SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND

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What did he mean by this?

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jesus mel

/ourguy/
so based

Based Mel

You Should Just Smile And Blow Me is the best shit anyone could say to anyone

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Based Mel gives 0 fuccs. Unironically /ourguy/.

/r9k/ and Sup Forums rejoice

YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOOOOOOOKE

who was he talking to?

god

his gold digging chick who he knew was draining him

>implying a once upon a time billionaire successful movie director and actor sex icon who owns literally tens of multi-million dollar properties including private islands is somehow equivalent to r9k virgins and internet nationalists who likely aren't even white

lmao

Nothing wrong here

agreed

>claims Winona Ryder
>claims
Why do people take this girl seriously? She's obviously mentally unstable.
Just another Jew with a victim complex

>being a millionaire
>getting married in a country with retardo separation and alimony law

You deserve everything you get.

Bonus bellend points to this twat for marrying someone obviously golddigging to boot.

You can get your dick sucked daily by three new whores for the rest of your life and you risk your fortune for marriage. It's so stupid it should be criminal.

like wow

all respect I had for mel is gone

literally all of it

gone

wow

>screams on the phone to his wife
>admits to hitting her
>yells racist shit
>gets arrested and names the jew for all to hear
>gets his film nominated for best picture

wtf is going on? how did he do it?

Literally this.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>how
pic related

she rejected a 15 mil settlement and eventually only recieved 250k due to her talking about mel on howard stern

she was a fucking moron anyway, mel probably laughed it off

I'M INSANE WITH ANGER!

he also got arrested and blamed the jews for causing all the wars in the world and asked the officer "are you a jew?"
he's probably spent millions trying to get back on the good side of hollywood jews but probably still holds his views, he just knows how hollyjew works

Patrice Oneal said it best:
>"You think, Zach Galifnakis (before he was a huge movie star), on his own, said fuck Mel Gibson?!!?! No, he had permission man!"
... and whaddya know? Zach becomes a huge star and is all of a sudden everywhere. That's how Hollywood works. It's all favours

They just weren't a match.

she looks like a cunt

see

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How does that negate her cuntyness?

who said anything about negating it, you retard?

Then what the fuck were you saying you fucking spaz?
That post wasn't even much of a confirmation of her being a cunt either.
Fucking useless post, you're just some fag looking for (You)s, even if you give it to yourself.

VEGAS WHORE

A true Muslim

Her voice is so fucking disingenuous.

She obviously baited him into this conversation while recording ahead of time for higher alimony payments.

Anyone who's been in a serious relationship has had arguments that if someone else listened it would make them uncomfortable

yeah... I'm thinking he's back

based

bit sensitive aren't you faggot?
losing 14million and change for not keeping quiet isn't equivalent to a cunt? lol okay

the winona quote always cracks me up

What a poor fuck. He fell for this obvious gold digger? He deserved and deserves everything that's coming to him, imho.
His fault if he doesn't understand that he is into whores.

>muh entrapment!
>muh context!

Shut up. If anybody ever says that, there is no defending it, unless "I'm just rehearsing for a movie" or some shit.

I'm pretty sure that "oven dodger" quote to Winona is based on the fact that Mel believed that she was neglecting her housewife duties. Not an anti-semitic remark.

Plot twist: It was just their usual role play/foreplay to do phonecalls like this.

DROPPED

>looking for (You)s
go back to re ddit you fucking queer

>you will never have a Nazi guard/Jewish prisoner sexual roleplay with your s/o

why live?

Is this what it's like to be a male feminist?

You need a FUCKING doctor!

You need your FUCKING head checked!

This. Pic related. It's my vagina when I listened to it.

Is this what it's like to be a retard?

Can't Israel the Mel

>I don't know what taking statements out of context means

What's it like being a nu-male?

what's it like to have never been in a relationship?

Can't remember tbhwy. :^)

this is unironically true
my ex girl always used to say her pussy was wet whenever i was angry and dominating over her physically and emotionally

What's it like to gloat over your "relationships" with hambeasts you met on OKCupid on a Malaysian snapping turtle appreciation board?

>Gibson climaxed with the words, "Fucking Jews... the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?"[184][185]
>The arresting Sheriff's Deputy, James Mee, was Jewish.[186]

>climaxed with the words, "Fucking Jews... the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?"

I'll have to remember that the next time I have sex.

>you should crawl back, suck my cock and say you're sorry, in that order!

best quote

Mels Jewdar always calibrated correctly even when hes drunk

i'm not gloating over anything. I met my girlfriend in real life and we've been together 8 years, those are just facts user, nothing for you to get upset about. it's clear from your posts in this thread that you've never lived with a woman who isn't a relative. is correct. people sometimes fight and both sides say things that would sound fucked up if they were read back to them later or posted in a public forum. you're just a stupid kid with no life experience and also clearly a tourist from reddit.

nice blog

thanks for reading it, I know it's a real challenge for you kids these days. i hope it helps you.

You FUCKED my day up, you care about YOURSELF

Heard the tapes so many times I have certain lines memorized

>He deserved and deserves everything that's coming to him, imho.
A revitalized acting career and directing a critically acclaimed, award winning film? I agree, honestly.

Gets me everytime.

can't quell the mel

underrated

Why did the maker of the image put /our guy/ in quotes? He's clearly our guy.

his wife set him up after being bribed with jew money

youtube.com/watch?v=PudtJhl5ipc
CAN I SUGGEST YOU
GET GASSED

Come on now

Fuck off virgin

>[laughs, stands up, bends over, points to anus]

Kek

this was pretty much Glover's reaction to what Gibson said, he was stunned

In one of the best careers Hollywood has ever seen, these calls were by far his best moments. I remember when I first heard these on Stern. Holy shit, most /ourguy/ of all time.

He made one of the most underrated films ever, so he has a pass for that