New Risk Thread

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Roll to take back old lands

So im hosting this, right?

Fill Kansas

Defend, if attacked.
Fill up North Dakota, spill into South Dakota

Go witj New Mexico, give colorado lands to the Jappy

take more tenn, then spill AK
moving to mobile
Jimmy is being useless, virginia declare ware and invade

Jimmy, cede me South Carolina
roll for fill pensylvania

Spills to Texas

wtf? why

Fill wyoming, then move into colorado
We are gratefur, very honouraburo arrie

Because your leaving soon arent?
I dont plan on attacking you if you deal with this peacefully.

this chick is the best

can i cede u all my land when i leave

Jappy make top quality anime, that is the least I can do senpai

Why?

Use my roll to defend against this and take New mexico

Im gonna cede but can jimmy carter be the lord of your landds

On mobile

No, no quit cedes, thats why im saying cede me south carolina while you still can

Im giving you my shit I just want you to recognize Jimmy Carter as the Lord

are you ceding me everything or just SC?

Everything Is Jimmy Carter your Eternal President

Jimmy is the new constitutional monarch of bama with now real power except to look good

Yeah whatever

you dont seem enthusiastic?

SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT

Good by my fellow members of the south, i hope our lessons of human rights and freedoms will shall for ever be taught to the world. May the guidence of peace and good will be with every man woman and child of this land. Know that I have never lied to you or your families. Know that we will be forever by your side

MUPDATE

Go to ur date, you will have another chance of being a king, now go out and be the king of the date, oh, and GTFO

Fill Pensylvania spills new york

Now that jimmy is gone... Resegregate the south?

no one recgonzies my post :'(

Take New mexico and attack Texas
Calling out the San Alliance for h4lp

ill take a roll

defend against SoV, these nazis dont stand a chance against a proud liberal

thanks man

By my southern friends

Finish off colardo and take that weed shogunate faggot with it

taking over for BLM (afk), fill Minnesota, spills take North Dakota

Defend against Kalifornis and Invade New Mexico, taking the southern Areas in the State

Defend against BLM, try taking Minnesota

Use spills to take whatever state is below south dakota

M8s,need h4lp against the Gringos

oh wow sorry, didn't realize you were here, next roll I won't attack you guys

I will help from the north

BLM attacked me. I'll strengthen your back as soon as I can end my own war.

For real? That's nice to hear.

How are the citizens of the south doing?

Ths m8s, you are de real MVP, now aux armes against the stinky Tejanos

yeah, for real, keep North Dakota and take South

Tenn then ak

Do you want to ally with me, these three Westerners are going to decimate you once they are done with me

(((They))) are all allied and they just all donate rolls to the one person who is attacking

Hello its the president

Hey after the western alliance kills me they will come for you and your allies, please give assistance to me next turn so that I have a fighting chance

wats ur bonus?

>San American Alliance's combined landmass makes us the strongest faction in the US
Feels good

Go to ur fuckin' date

11

Jimmy never leaves

And we will grow stronger, Texas is waiting for me

Feels really good

SEND HELP NEXT TURN, THE WESTERNERS ARE COMING I NEED AID TO DEFEND YOU FROM THEM

MUPDATE
Jimmy you can still go you know your still on the map

tfw hes on the date now, staring at his phone, watching the risk thread while his date just sits there.

Ill help ya friend

she aint getting here till 7 friend

New plan; Invade Oklahoma

Keep forgetting, my new bonuses

rolling to fill Pensylvania spills new york

what time is it for you now?

Yeah m8,there is a lady in front of you, give her your attention

Fuck the Texans, conquer like a berebere

Defend Texas, take land in New Mexico

Defend, if BLM breaks his word and attacks me (just in case)
If not, cede him Minnesota back, fill South Dakota and donate my bonus to my friend Kalifornis

Send this roll to texas

3d straight, nice

take back Minnesota, spills to Iowa
sorry, but I'd rather not start a war with them, Alaska just respectfully handled my mishap
thanks friend

does anyone know if there's a risk map of America with landmarks/resources/cities as bonuses instead of states?

MUPDATE

Would be really nice, but I haven't seen such a map yet.

Sending my entire roll to texas

Crush Texans with the help of my alliance

Send my roll to Kalifornis

That's kansas. Roll to finish off kansas, if spill then invade oklahoma

fill Iowa, spills Missouri
it's a shame, filling the entire states for bonuses is really a drag, I rather be able to fill a city and reinforce like the Euro maps

No, actually that's Oklahoma. Kansas is the state above :'D

My bad. I don't know US states very well

i am back on a pc
let me read the thread and see how its going

Yeah, I really like the America setting but it takes an eternity to fill a state. You don't feel like having a big progress or something like that compared to the Europe map

send entire roll to texas

im assuming u have this mupdate?... or are taking over?

Retake Texas, Spill to Oklahoma

No problem. Invading Oklahoma was strategically the better thing due to stealing Texas' bonus.

Please update your bonus. It's not 11 anymore

Ill give this mupdate you take over the next one

>be me
>hosting a good risk thread
>leave thread in worthy hands
>driving and trying to roll
>phone dies
>put on charge
>stop at KFC to get soul food
>nogs inside dont even know how to place the order or fix anything right
>ask them whats the problem
>look at me with dead eyes
>want to stop the shit out of them for making me miss precious thread posts
>get back to truck
>phone wasnt charging the whole time
>scream so everyone hears
>at least virginia is doing a good job oping

cool

MUPDATE

RoA is taking over now I believe.

Give my entire roll to Texas.

9/11 post
Did you enjoy the KFC?

entire roll for texas

You didn't update?
Fuck Texas
Thank you a lot, best alliance ever, you are heroes