Brit/pol/ - England Expects Edition

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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first for farage

Le Wife

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First For Nicola.

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>David Davis in the cabinet
>Liam Fox in the cabinet

Delicious

KAREN

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NELSON

You brits have the most idiotic and retarded government in the whole world

Theresa May - Sociopathic orwellian dictator

Boris johnson - shaved orangutang, idiot and bigot

Philip Hammond - an idiot chancellor who will be worse than osborne

David davis - narrowminded idiot on the eu

Liam fox - knows nothing about trade

Amber rudd - A fucking anti-white bigot who will import more muslims instead of whtes

Mark carney - Great man and is trying to keep the uk afloat

Good fucking luck britain you need it and also the pound will drop 4.5 cents today, hell you might as well elect mickey mouse as prime minister and donald duck as chancellor

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>When you see the tenacity of Remaincucks

>tfw no gf
>tfw NEET (until October but still)
>tfw no money
>tfw nothing to do

Important
>poll
Important
>poll

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REMINDER; OUR COUNTRY IS NOW AN INTERNATIONAL LAUGHING STOCK

Last nights haggis

Roger Scruton is on Radio 4 RIGHT NOW talking abotu Brexit

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ldrbk

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ldrbk

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ldrbk

Better luck next time.

>Davis is actually principled and consistent
>always been staunchly against 'muh security' mass-surveillance kikery

will he balance out Big Sister May?

>just calling everyone an idiot with zero explanation

Boring bait to be honest

Ok so we know the following will also join the cabinet because of muh womyn:

Leadsom - Energy Sec
Morgan - Education Sec
Greening - International Dev.

Who else do we think are givens?

MODS

That bro is my MP. He isn't great in terms of looking out for us, though, but he's one of my favourite Tories by far.

>mark carney
>great man

Why are you Swedes and Leafaggots so similar?

Why are you shitposting on Sup Forums, Sven? Shouldn't you be cooking those Halal meatballs for Ja'far after he's done impregnating your wife?

People who say their country is a laughing stock are so fucking stupid and cucked.

so will feminists FINALLY shut up about the glass ceiling now?

Priti Patel will be elevated to something more important than employment minister

HAGGIS for breakfast, Lunch and Dinner all day every day.

youtube.com/watch?v=xv7Jd94bnOI

His appointment just makes me sad about what could have been back in 2005.

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I want her to impose far-right policies on my dick.

>will he balance out Big Sister May?

No he'll just end up resigning after about 2 weeks

Greening should be Secretary of Sweaty Rug Munching

thanks for this link. roger is based

>You brits have the most idiotic and retarded government in the whole world
>Swede

YOU ALMOST GOT ME WITH THAT BAIT, user. HOLY SHIT.

No. I've already seen several articles shared on social media saying 'Britain finally has another female PM but here's 10 reasons why women shouldn't be happy about it...'

You don't win with them. You never win until all white men are executed.

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AMBER FUCKING RUDD
was she the shouty one from the debate I saw with eagle, sturgeon, based boris, leadsom and that german bird?

Wait, she's a dyke?

>HaAHAAH i said KEK HAHAHAHA
Our country is on the path of destruction, thanks to blind hate and baseless anger directed at the EU, BUT ATLEAST YOUR NOT KEKED AMIRYT BRO??.?/?> AMIRYT????

>I want her to impose far-right policies on my dick.

that would be missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation user.

Nah, they'll find a way around it, like that she's rich or an elitist or something. Feminists always find their excuse...

Both Justine Greening and Angela Eagle are massive lezzers

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Amber Rudd's the first woman I've ever contemplated about punching in the face.

Good lord she is vile.

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Kek

Heaven

I knew about Eagle already, along with Ruth Davidson.

That image will forever haunt my nightmares

does no one remember thatcher?

Plymouth's naval history has pretty much been brushed aside, I mean we're the only major naval town that doesn't have a fucking museum ship.

If they are all idiots, what does that make you?

LET THE PARSNIP SEE THE STEWPOT

>unelected head of state
>unelected upper house
>unelected prime minister
>FPTP """elected""" lower house
>majority party got only 37% of the vote

Good thing you left that "undemocratic" EU, eh brit/pol/?

Don't worry, she has the shittiest important job in Britain. She'll probably fuck it up.

shut the fuck up stupid autist

>US State Department spokesman Mark Toner says the US is looking forward to engaging with Boris Johnson, the new foreign secretary.
>He said that the bond between Britain and the US “is frankly a relationship that goes beyond personalities”, adding: “We’re always going to be able to work with the British no matter who is occupying the role of foreign sec because of our deep abiding special relationship with the United Kingdom.”

explain

if only. he'll probably have his hands full with brexit.

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everyone here is 12. i am. you are. they is

Hammond is one lucky guy, he was a nobody that only got promoted to the MoD because Fox fucked up and now he's Chancellor

You've got a load of janners and gin though and that ugly as fuck shopping centre

she doesn't count
because, the north

>420
THERESA LEGALISING THE GANJ CONFIRMED

>that would be missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation user.

Perfect

err lad Home Secretary is in charge of immigration

>le wide jawed warty faced cunt chewer

me in mummy's arms

start escorting on the cheap and hope you find a sugar honey pot

My current wallpaper :)

Lads we're only *just* winning in this poll... do what you have to

twitter.com/NighSide/status/753363940634161152

Our parliamentary democracy, our rules. Fuck off, and take your EUseless superstate with you.

your government system is shit why is nige not pm

The unelected elements are nowhere near as strong as the elected elements. Since 1689 we have had 'mixed government' (elected and unelected parts). The EU commission, on the other hand, is an all-powerful class of mandarins who are accountable to no parliament or electorate

>Queen stays out of politics
>house of Lords can't stop laws, house of commons can also propose them
>always been like that
>not an argument
>more than any other party

OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ LIST OF WORST MPS
>David Lammy
>Diane Abbot
>Jess Phillips
>Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh
>Anna Soubry
>Emily Thornberry
(DIS)HONOURABLE MENTIONS
>Angus Robertson
>Angela Eagle
>Mhairi Black

Hammond is the ultimate grey-man, John Major tier boring.

Why did May use blacks as the example minority and not Muslims, Pakistanis, or Indians, which are far larger groups?

oh for god sake
he's not a member of the party currently in power

People have compared recent British politics to House of Cards, but it's far closer to Yes, Minister with shit like this.

Yes but Home Secretary is also the biggest poisoned chalice in British politics. The Home Office has chewed up and spat out so many Secretaries of State. She won't be there for long, she doesn't have the balls to keep the department under control.

lucky little lamb

Considering a bunch of old english people voted to economically ruin their own country, I'd say I understand why people are laughing at the UK.

So much for being uncucked.

That's about right

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As long as Theresa doesn't turn us into sweden in terms of immigration i dont mind her.

Let her push her SJW shit it's going to get pushed one way or another.

I'm ready for May May-Mays

Where is Jacob Rees-Mogg?

He'll probably end up as PM desu

boris johnson actually held american citizenship for most of his life, since he was born there. he indicated he was giving it up in preparation for his PM run, but in the circumstances he may as well not have bothered.

why is ukip not in power? why is your country shit?

>Anna Soubry

PLS DELETE
THIS IS A DEFAMATORY POST

Brillo pad

add this to the OP

>Four days after a deadly 2005 suicide bombing at the HaSharon Mall in Netanya, Israel, Johnson shared his thoughts about the Koran and "the problem of Islamic terror" in a column for The Spectator magazine:
>"To any non-Muslim reader of the Koran, Islamophobia — fear of Islam — seems a natural reaction, and, indeed, exactly what that text is intended to provoke. Judged purely on its scripture — to say nothing of what is preached in the mosques — it is the most viciously sectarian of all religions in its heartlessness towards unbelievers."
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