I see the semen rations have been running low

I see the semen rations have been running low

Holy ancient 2011 Sup Forums memes, Batman!

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kek

zozzle

max par

Don't forget the stink lines and the flies.

>getting stoned and putting lipstick on makes your hair and skin get darker
gentlemen, we've reached a scientific breakthrough

not bald enough

>it's largely butthurt thirdies and a few muzzies

>I AM NOT UPSET

the more you fight the meme the worse it'll get lad

I'd actually like some cute ameriboy goo for me :3

pls hurry I'm hungry

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Go away, homo

fixed

make me homophobic faggot

stay mad niggers

done

I'm not homophobic, by the way. It's just that there are better boards to be an attention-whoring, NSFW-posting fag. would be perfect.

jokes on you I'm still here, HA!

Can I get the american version?

two pics on the middle right are hot as fuck

You're already gone. You just don't know it yet.

WYPIPO?

bit gay, m8

what? they're clearly girls, just with penises.

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Why are American boys such sluts?

so filthy spics are not done yet? they keep their mouths open for more?

i want sauce

>wh*Toids

It felt so good to know that we have a new macaco friend.

hello fren. gib sopa

white boys are cute, CUUUUUUTE, and you fucking kara boga faggots should leave them alone!

Cute

I'm okay with being seen as boy sluts, but this faggot cuck shit like turns my stomach.
And it's because Canada is always sitting on a America's head. It's causing mental problems.

>And it's because Canada is always sitting on a America's head.
Wtf no we don't. We love American boys, slut or not.

This looks like some pretty intense facesitting to me.
Ameri-kun's love you too, Leaf-sama!

It looks more like pic related to me desu. You American boys always have sex on your mind. So lewd.

It's just escapism I swear...
I still think we should annex Mexico so America would look like it had a huge dick. No one would call us boysluts then.

Nah let's annex one of those Scandi countries. They're really thirsty for cock.

>Canada and America unite and become a massive super power
>Trudeau is sent back to Cuba
>Mass deportations begin, filling the empty spaces left with Scandinavians
>Americanada becomes stocked with Scandinavian cuteboys
>Almost every house has a sauna
>"tfw no" become "tfw he does X"
pls

Sounds like a plan.

Adding Canada to america doesn't really level up our power.

And I don't see how bringing in a bunch of Canadians and Scandinavians will make it easier for us to work out mass deportations, as both of those groups will bring more resistance than support for that policy.

Importing Finnbois would be second after mass deportation of muds.
I wonder why Finns are so submissive. There was a Dutch in another thread who wanted to be beaten and fugged.

Canadians would still support deportation to a lower % than Americans. Adding them would still make it harder.

They don't have a choice. The world is going to be ruled by cute boys.
Are you ready for the cute boy century, anons?

Can someone do a virgin american mutt versus chad white argentinian?

It's the water there I think. And it's an icy hellhole with low human contact there so they're probably starved for attention/affection.

I'd rather have it ruled by men.

They just want to press into the warmest parts of the body.

Ugh so many qt boys on Sup Forums I want to date you all.

I'm gonna get a new phone in about 3 months, then I'm gonna make a kik, so I can finally see what the other Sup Forums posters look like. I hope you fags at least shave your legs.

Why would I when I squat 405?

O-oh, you're a big guy.

Yep. I realized early on that I couldn't be cute and small like some of the boys out there so I went for the other extreme.

I'm a 5'7 manlet, so that was never an option. I made a little progress with weight lifting, but I really didn't see the point if I didn't actually want to be the dominant person romantically. Now I just do glutes and thighs, and cardio.

That's qt af senpai. Only ever been with otters and other bears but a qt twink might be nice too.

The next step for me is to get a cuter haircut. I've got it like Conan's but longer in the front because my hair is really thick, but I want to get sort of like a Caesar cut but not as thin on the sides.
Why otters? Because they fight back a little?

My last ex is an otter. I don't usually go for hookups so body type doesn't really matter to me.

Rude

cant do it yourself? kinda sad

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What is the % of whiteness of this man?

No chads innit

not orkoid enough

Sauce me

Nice