21 year old virgin

>21 year old virgin
>friends invite me out to party

Do nothing and say you forgot.

C'mon man it will be funny

tell them you have work

Go and drink

>22 year old virgin
>weaseled out of that party when I was 21
I don't regret it.

>Giving up chance to befriend a Wizard.

>18 year old
>only leave my dorm to eat, do laundry, and go to class

>23 year old virgin
>people given up on inviting me to parties

>no one has invited me to a party because ive never had actual friends

The party starts when you crack open the beer in your fridge. Alone.

>27 year old virgin
>go to literally every part people invite me to
>still a virgin

You can all stop complaining

I bet you're just ugly
Post feet

>I bet you're just ugly
You are correct

>Post feet
No

are you a qt though?

why are norwegians so pathetic? all the young men there make me depressed

there genuinely doesn't feel like there is a single Norwegian chad, I bet all the chads are Danish and imported

Quite the opposite tbqh

are you a nice person then?

I like to think I am at least. I'm not autistic or a creep, I think I'd make a pretty good gf if I got the chance. Alas, I never will.

maybe broaden your horizon a bit. nice boys deserves to should find nice girls

>Pretty good gf
Y-you can be my gf

FUCK, I meant bf. I'm drunk, excuse me, I*m just so used to writing "no gf" etc.

I've made a move on pretty much every girl within my range. Anything below and I'd have to go for some fat gender neutral feminazi or whatnot. I know I sound like a loser, but some guys are just too ugly to get a gf.

There goes my chance at a qt Nordic gf

My roommates in college would throw house parties so when they did that I just closed the door to my room and played video games

9 years to wizardhood, keep at it.

don't be afraid of being middle aged kissless virgin.

Go and get drunk. There's nothing wrong with being the guy who gets drunk in the corner.

>knowing people that like you enough to invite you out to hang with them
M-must be nice, heh

tinder, app up! there is a fella for every bella. keep at it my dear Oslo

I was you. Was expecting to find people I'd like there, turned out to just be more normies, and it seemed like a huge waste of money because I wasn't interested in law, STEM, medical or anything. I left college after a semester. Went home and fucked around playing videogames for a while. Eventually decided I wanted to travel around the US, have some actual experiences, so I worked as a construction laborer for a year and a half, saved almost all my pay and blew it on an almost-year-long trip around the US on trains and buses. It was fucking awesome dude, blew my little world right open. Helped me decide what I want to do with my life (photography/film.) Currently back home for a few months while I wait to ship out in the Navy. Catching up in classic movies and literature to keep developing artistically. Going to pursue my interests while in the Navy, while also getting tons more travel in, food and lodging and all that, along with steady pay, and a shitload of benefits when I get out. At that point the world will be my oyster, only sacrifice I make is a few years of freedom. My life is looking pretty great.

Follow your instincts. Don't get memed into a miserable life. You have time to decide who you're going to be. You have options, viable ones. Lean on your family if you have to, if they have any sense they should know their generosity (in every sense) will pay off down the road.

When you sort yourself out and have a good outlook people (girls) will naturally be drawn to you. I was actively avoiding romantic entanglements on my trip and still fell into them accidentally a couple times just by leting the wall down briefly. (Hated it desu, being beholden to someone else's feelings cramped my style even though it was likely good for me all in all.)

Anyway good luck man, rooting for you.

Maybe they fucked all the Chad genes into Scottish hot sluts on raids?

>tfw 10% Nordic dna probably from ancestors being Viking rapebabies
Feels ok desu

it's weird to think about japanese normies, i always imagine a salaryman coming home after a long day of work and going to sleep after fucking his anime pillow

...

>100% euro genes
>cream of the crop because all the hard working dreamers struck out for the New World and successfully made something great out of it
>not white
I'm a European Greatest Hits album buddy

Just go lad. You won't make anything you like anyway, just killing some time with anime or whatever the fuck you'd do. Might as well get drunk and laugh a bit with your mates.

Are you going somewhere like this?

>lost virginity to qt highschool gf at 18
I don't understand how this can be difficult, i was even a loner with 3 (now 0) friends and no social life

Onahole don't count

I lost it at 23, started talking to a girl on an online community. She came to my city to visit another friend and we met. She followed me home and we fucked. She was a 4/10 and a bit fat but she moved in with me after a few months and we stayed together for two years. I moved away to study and she didn't want a LDR so we split up but i met a blonde, big breasted 7/10 that later became the mother of my children. I am now a bit over 30 and have wife, two kids a car, a small farm and a nice future ahead of me. Just 8 years ago I thought I would die alone.

Still hate going to parties though.

Of course it doesn't, that why i got a girlfriend ;^)

Yeah same, ugly as fuck and absolutely zero social skills.

For most of my teens and my 20s up until around 25 I didn't give a fuck about my virginity or loneliness, I felt completely happy and content with life. Then around 25 it all crashed down, I feel so fucking alone and broken.

I imagine if I had friends, I'd probably sudoku by now with them all likely being married/serious relationship or having kids by now. Luckily zero friends as well.

>more than 15
>still virgin

>tfw 26 year old virgin.

>and a nice future ahead of me
>Sweden

I'm so sorry...

This lol

how did you get a gf?

It's a typical pseudo-chad bullshit story.

>I was just such a loser, man. Total fuckin' outcast bro. I had only 3 friends and like no life at all. Then I railed some chick at a party. Just be yourself bruh

I live in the middle of nowhere, close to the Norwegian border and are set up to grow my own food etc. I am well aware where my country is headed and are taking precautions.

>19 and don't care about losing my virginity, having a gf or become anything in life
ah

;^(

>tfw used to be really chad
>get accepted into uni
>turned into a nerd
>tfw i usually drink alone and smoke weed watching movies
>tfw no sex since ex left me 3 years ago

I miss my glorious days.

>friends
fuck off normie scum

Actually she was a nerdy czech exchange student and we dated throughout the year. We were never invited to any parties though

Not him and don’t really have a comment but you deserve a (You) since you have pretty good advice.

You’re both paranoid autistic faggots that need to kill themselves immedietly.

>build decent life with the ability to travel
>blow it all to literally live in a ship's hull
Why does this site attract so many retards?

>decent life
Normie work blows when you're not suited for it, and I wasn't. College is an indentured servitude meme (loans.) Armed services (Navy especially) have far better travel opportunities than almost any low-level job you can get in the civilian sector (i.e. what I'm qualified for.) I like the ocean and boats. I've picked a job that should be interesting and have long-term benefits. And when I get out I'll have built the foundation of a very nice life. I've spent my entire short adult life so far living according to my own whims. I know very well what I'm giving up, and for what, and it's worth it.

I often wonder why this site attracts so many people who are triggered by the idea of military service. Every time it comes up there's at least one guy like you. It's good for men, I think, near-universally. Certainly helps turn a lot of potential dead weight into contributing members of society.

I hope he sees it, if someone had told me some of that stuff back then it might have spared me a nontrivial amount of anxiety. Then again maybe we each have to make our own way, or not. Who's to say

Sounds like a nice life, but doing STEM in college and continuing into academia is fucking DOPE if that's what anyone else is interested in. Feels amazing being on the forefront of science and human discovery.

I would imagine so, if that's what that guy's into he should absolutely stick it out. Just wasn't for me, and if it's not for him either, he has options. If he really asks himself the question and answers it honestly, he'll know what to do.

>23 year old virgin
>no friends left to invite me out to party