Brit/pol/ - Gideon BTFO Edition

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

youtube.com/watch?v=_gHdWBK1724
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>hating on based David Davis

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I need a French wife tbqh

Anyone else think the salt BoJo causes is completely undeserved? He's cucked as it comes, being angry about him is like being angry that Jeb Bush gets elected.

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CRASHING THIS COLUNM

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Proof that krauts ruin everything

I'll crash ur column m8

Whenever I hear about Osborne's "punishment budget" I always get the unfortunate image of Osborne welding a leather whip, dressed in black thigh-high boots

PUTIN SENPAI MAKE RUSSIA OUR STRONGEST ALLY

The man represents the left losing the culture war, of course they are going to be upset about it

Sacked In The Evening
Sacked In The Eeeeeeeevening

>gap
>gap
>power gap

Can we just let him correctly erect the fucking column next time?

should I join the army lads? I don't know what else to do

you tried your best lad

>Osborne's cheek muscles flaring as he bites back the tears from camerons emotional speech

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36781565

>Ken ashcorp has been in Brit/pol/

I KNOW YOUR HERE

i am greek

I don't get the anger. At heart he's a socially liberal Cameronite

Has anyone else been described as 'a grower not a shower'?

it's full of wogs apparently

>mfw this Liverpudlian gets BTFO in every thread

better luck next time!

Yeh

I think its a sign of intelligence

PLz don't bully user

I will endure m8

>mfw "stop it user it hurts"

M E
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What do you want/expect out of it. If you feel the army will meet those expectations then join.


I had an expectation when choosing careers not to get shot at in the work place so I logically deduced not to join the army.

Will it meet your expectations?

>Penis data mining

>tfw never been described as anything

Did the queen abdicate already? When is the next coronation?

regards

Me, small when soft, but a solid 6 when hard tbqh

He looks like a rah tbqh

size? (no homo)

Fucking hell lads I am 100% convinced we live in the thick of it now

This is too perfect

amp.twimg.com/v/cb7cf4ab-5a04-4941-b7dc-e59869efa8a6

brit/pol/ lads
I need a clip of Theresa May laughing, for science. I can't find one anywhere. It's driving me nuts.
Does anyone know of any?

just above average, sub 3 inches

6"

GF is easy to please.

HAHAHAHA WTF?

Some say, she has never laughed

She only laughs when hell freezes over

girth? (definitely no homo)

>better luck next time!

There WILL be a next time, don't you worry about that.

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>"""""""""""solid"""""""""""

Theresa May doesn't really laugh, she does that old lady thing where she grins really loudly while keeping her teeth together.

God damnit lads

The labour party is better than fiction desu

DATA

MINING

In some ways I'm starting to miss dish-face.

Partially just because May genuinely terrifies me from a civil liberties perspective. The anti-terror laws Blair brought in are half the reason I want him ruined.

Would you rather have May or Harper as your PM?

>not being at least a 7

One day lad, keep your chin up.

Is there a JUST hair edit of her yet?

shut up goy im not GCHQ or Theresa May

Just spat ovaltine out my nose

So fucking good

Sacrafice a virgin to her and she might laugh

It's thicc m80

I had a sex dream about George Osbourne and he made me cum irl.

I can't look at him without getting turned on now.

>he's a young idiot
>he doesn't know porn actresses use drugs to endure the pain
>he just rams his "tiny cock" in
10/10

Being bigger is not better for having sex with guys desu

for you

Art imitates life, life imitates art.

Life is sweet again

>Think today will be a good day to remember because of the based new cabinet
>Just found out my sister has Bulimia
Shit, lads.

force her to eat ur cok m8

It is a meaningless mechanism to give a false air of democracy.

Think of it this way;
>The European Parliament has 751 seats
>The UK has 73 (9.7%)
>This is the joint third highest representation for any country
>The Uk seats are split between;
UKIP; 24
Labour; 20
Cons; 19
Green; 3
SNP; 2
Lib Dems;1
DUP;1
UUP;1
Plaid Cymru;1
Sinn Fein;1
>No imagine how hard it would be to get all these parties to agree on something
>After all that you are less then 1/7th of the way to meeting the requirements

>>Just found out my sister has Bulimia
Sorry m8

>Bulimia

pics?

>tfw genuinely have never measured my knob

I've always just said average

Good thing I'm not a fucking homo then.

this

Call her a fat slag while eating a piece of cake.

thanks for making me laugh mate

>No...no

The women near the camera ruins it abit, but the jesus christ. Her literally pulling out the 'Leavers ran away' meme JUST as Boris is named Foreign secretary is a near perfect act of BTFO I'm surprised this wasn't all elaborately managed

Don't worry user, Theresa May heard and has a treat lined up for Mogg later today!

That image is terrifying.

>Can't afford a spectator subscription

Kill me, lads

thanks for that rare marion
>you will never be her fingers

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3.5 to 7.

Feels fantastic, man.

See when fucking my wife it feels tiny because after 2 kids it gets loose as fuck really quickly and I don't feel much.

but this 18yo I fucked for a while was sooo tight that when I pushed too hard she squealed and it actually hurt her.

>family has a Economist subscription, with digital access
>hates the Spectator
>can't afford a subscription

Spectator is a comfy rag.

>posting bullshit
If this was true you wouldn't be on fucking Sup Forums right now

>you will never be her fingers

iktf

Have another rare

>Lauches leadership bid
>media fucks off because Leadsom gave up
>does event
>Media focused on Boris being FM
kek

Do you mean rag as an affectionate or pejorative term?

>5 minutes into civil liberties bonfire 'n' chill when she give u this look

>tfw life is now the thick of it.
It kinda makes up for the show being finished.
Would still love to see some kind of special where Tucker and Olly deal with a Corbyn-esque leader who we never see just up and firing fucking everyone.

Cheers for the (You)'s, lads. At least, whatever the weather, I'll always have you lot.

She laughed earlier when the cameron said he was the future once