Guess the Player

Been a while since we had one of these. Guess who.

Roberto Carlos

Remember me?

Correct!

freddy "vacuum salesman" adu

Of course I remember you, LAtapy! And I also remember Adu

Yep

>you now remember freddy adu feel threads

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manneh

lel, forgot that manneh had gone to pachuca
no idea what they think they're going to get from him, decent player but hideously unreliable

Cocaine Kezman

Aquilani?

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le 2

Ding ding ding

Based Frenchman

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Arse shaving

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Andrei "The GOAT" Arshavin

arse shavin

Yessir.

ludovic guilly

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Fabinho

Yep

Easy. As an Australian living in America, that player is Mark Viduka.

>Fabinho
yeah, nice

(?)

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Correct.

koller?

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Yeah.

Jan Koller

I always post this one, but it's my favorite.

Casey?

Drenthe?

yes

>this fucking chrome dome scored a goal for Dortmund
Gets me every time.

Nsereko

Yeah

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based stern john

right. didn't really think anyone would get that, just posted it because of the funny loan spells. nice

kek based Stern John. His international goal tally is insane for such a shit player.

arne friedrich

afellay? honestly didn't think he was still at stoke

affelay. you can guess where everything went wrong.

Well done, lads.

Lalas?

jan vennegor of hesselink. took me a while to figure out.

was my first thought too, but I have no recollection of him being at hull so thought it couldn't be right

Yes. Sticking with the theme of great names, here's another.

>tf

N-noooooooo...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*loses a war against rice farmers armed with chopsticks*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*eats burger*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gets cucked by DaQuan"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gets shot*
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no, he never played for real

I have no idea about south african players but I guess tshabalala.
I'm not sure about this one.

excellent walaza?

right

Nah Lalas plaied in Italy

Wrong image, fml.

At first I thought it was this guy, but the caps were all wrong.

fuck I remember that guy from Hull. Fucked arsenal very hard back in the time.

This one is easy. Elano. It was also in my mind.

Yes.

nicky butt

cropped out the caps as I felt that made it too easy. I guess that's a clue on its own

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Correct.

had to look it up. rangers, really. had no idea

GOATtuso

guess this.

steffen iversen?

yes

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lel. marin

can i?

yes
i know right? I had no idea this guy plaied for Everton too

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>that fucking formatting
I know it's on mobile but still, what fucking browser are you using?

this one was the TANK

le i was only pretending to be retarded to get headbutted man

Diego Tardelli

yes

Jan Call Her

Hleb

Materazzi
Alex Hleb

correct
and it's Hleb

Mr. Romania get banned for using coke 2 years guy.

Mutu

hleb

Yep

it was the webpage that the google search widget opens.

Yep

capdevila

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correct
I should know this but I don't.

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correct

saviola

colin "kazim kazim" "kazim" kazim-richards?

>o time chama Steve Biko

pep