AUTISTIC POKEMON GO PLAYER CRASHES INTO TREE

Do you still think people with autism shouldn't be in mental institutions? What if he crashes into another car and killed the occupants?

auburnpub.com/news/local/auburn-police-driver-crashes-into-tree-while-playing-pokemon-go/article_0a8ab3aa-94b2-5cc6-93cd-a273311818ca.html

I love Pokemon but this is starting to scare me, now that its been converted into an app for normies it seems to have people brainwashed or something. Honestly I'd probably play the app if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have Wifi so I'm just as bad.

>me running in park
>park employee riding around in ATV on the sidewalk playing it not watching where he is going

yeah, what can go wrong

My friend who does security just got a $25 gift card from his boss who noticed he was patrolling a lot more and taking his job serious in light of recent events. In reality he's just been using the go cart to go between different pokestops.

I see fat autistic fucks everywhere looking for their pokemans. I guess its good they are getting outside for once

Calling it now, if this keeps traction, there will be commercials aired akin to drunk driving commercials begging people not to drive and play Pokemon Go.

Screencap this.

Who is #TeamMystic here?

no shit dumbass, there are already commercials about using the phone and driving, this isn't new

If anything, Pokemon GO will get banned

I wonder if he crashed trying catch a ghost type pokemon.

>this isn't new
>frantically chasing a dragon behind the wheel and flicking balls at it isnt new

Dumb fuck abo.

Wtf I hate autists now!

>crashing while fiddling with your cell phone

THIS MUST BE THE FIRST TIME EVER

You fucking fruit

Well judging by that tone I assume that you're Valor?

Thats not the point i was trying to make

The fact is, you shouldn't be using your phone while driving in the first place.. not to text, not to play pokemon GO, not for any reason other than emergencies

Doesn't stop people from doing it. That's why they make commercials campaigning against it you fucking retarded bogan piece of shit.

It always seems to be oldfags in their late 40s or early 50s that have the biggest problem with this.

Like fuck 25 year olds are dumb but most of them I know are smart enough to put down the phone when driving

>He isn't the best in hist town
>he doesn't make the ladies go WOW

Yeah. There were actually a lot of yellow and blue players near where I live so I decided to take red. I figured I'd have more people to play against.

I haven't had any luck finding anything cool though

>hurrr look at me guiiis, screencap dis post, THERE WILL BE COMMERCIALS ABOUT DEM DRIVERZ PLAYING POKEMONZ
(which is EXACTLY the same shit like texting and driving but different program)

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Do you live in a lake? I never see water type.

>be me 2 years ago
>driving casually on the parkway to work in my nice holden
>some bitch drives out in front of me because she was distracted on phone
>my car gets written off, i nearly killed her
>I get enough insurance back to buy a shitbox off a car
Seeing people who use the phone when driving just triggers me

What kind of an Autist are you holy shit.

Based Nips release app allowing natural selection to run it's course

>texting, switching your attention to typing then back to the road
>catching pokemon, switching your attention to trying to focus in on said pokemon, flick balls at it, wave your phone around like a dumbfuck because the pokemon fucking move, then switching your attention back to the road
>hurr its EXACTLY the same

Lay off the petrol.

WHO /VALOR/ HERE?

OTHER TEAMS ARE FAGS

>wave your phone around like a dumbfuck because the pokemon fucking move

That part is the worst. Good news is you can turn Augmented Reality off and they stay in the same place.

Instinct is actually the least popular team.

Why are Valors such bullies?

>tfw normies that were shitting over pokemon a few years ago are now playing Pokemon Go while you're inside

Fuck you, red cunt.

Team Mystic BTFOs you.

>another pkmn go thread

Sup Forums secretly wants to play it, but at the same time they're triggered by it.

i have said this before and i will say it again.
I fear if somebody streams pokemon go .
Like on twitch someone will get mugged .
Or has it already happened?

Normies will stop playing it within a month or when they add new pokemon

I downloaded, logged in, servers were down, never opened the app again.

>blue fedoralord "with intelligence in my arsenal I'm a worthy foe" hattip idiot low-test betas
>Better than hard working alpha pro-community fit stylish and loyal VALOR agents.

Pick one

>implying it wasn't a sudowoodo

thank you nintendo for purging the stupid and allowing humans to evolve

then go outside and beat them.

Mystic is for faggots and liberals
Instinct is the true master race

No, Pokemon Go is a video game of peace.

>mfw I got to yell at someone for playing Pokemon and not paying attention while they were illegally crossing the street.

I took a guess they were playing it, but holy fuck it was hilarious when I was right. They were SO embarrassed LOL!

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Sorry, I forgot that Instinct existed.

this is just sad dude

>drive by Pulse yesterday where the shooting happened a month ago
>catch an Eevee that just happened to be there

I evolved him today. He became a Vaporeon. What a shame, I had figured Flareon would have been more appropriate.

>haha valor is so gay they're not autistic like us :^)

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did you rike it

I just spent 20$ on this game please kill me.

>tfw this will help us get the white race back in shape before the race war

I love how people go out of their way to jerk themselves off with how concerned they are for the lives of strangers that could have been hurt every time someone does something foolish in a car. You know it's not "someone" getting hurt you're afraid of, it's you, you neurotic fuckstick.

Who gives a fuck? If they had actually died in an actual terrorist attack you would not care one bit.

Why is child porn abbreviated in front of all those numbers?

you gotta risk it all to catch em all

>Lapras
>electrode
>magneton

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS RARE SHIT SENPAI

Pokemon was always a normie game, user.

At least the first two-three generations were.

I just think it's weird that this highly autistic game is being played by normal people. I don't see the interest.

I think it's a fun game. Most people in their early twenties grew up playing the earlier Pokemon games or watching the cartoons so I think that it's just a sense of nostalgia and the fact that everybody else is playing it too.

Pretty much.

I hadn't played a Pokemon game since ruby came out when I was ~10 years old, but Go is pretty fun. Me and a few friends will drink a few beers and go hunting the neighborhood for a half hour a couple nights a week after work, it's more fun that it would seem.

I've never seen so many nerds irl outside of an anime convention or the dragon ball super movie release. I just got back from the river side normie hang out and it's over run by nerds.

>not showing the one with her ass
Shame

Sup Forums is triggered by it because this game promotes going outside. They like to brag about being "redpilled" yet barely interact with anyone besides their mothers. I used to go to restaurants maybe like once a month or shit but usually I just relaxed around. Now because of Pokemon Go I've been to several new restaurants, found some war memorials to respect, and even went to a park for the first time in ages. This game is getting people to go out and about and Sup Forums is disgusted by that.

>exposing yourself to the radiant jew

>Pokemon Go
>Wifi

Silly goyim! Pay for the data

How was it spending real money on the game to win nothing substantial at all fag?

fuck this gay ass pokemon go normies busting my dick about pokemon now theyre cock jockin it like it will cure their faggotry and i cant even fucking enjoy the game because i look like a fucking assburgers sperg walking around like a grown ass person playing fucking pokemon and they KNOW IT yes they fuckin do they look at you and go wow look at that loser while im pacing around back and forth around some kids playground holding up my phone like im taking pics reeeeeeeeeeeeee and its all fuckin generation 1 too im twenty fucking eight years old i cant just mingle with these normies anymore and talk about pokemon are you memeing me i fucking hate you so fucking much you dick bags why cant you let us have anything

>he doesn't have a grandfathered unlimited data plan from t-mobile

>install pokemon GO
>realise I am 24
>realise it is not the same thing and the childhood feeling will never come back
>uninstall the app
>go on with my life

>being under the solar jew

nice try moshe

good on you brother, you show everyone you're way above having fun. great stuff what else is new with your life? Want to let us know because I love hearing about your life and how you're dealing with other people enjoying things around you.

You cant spend money for pokemon lol but nice try

My coworker offered me to install this game today when we met during walking to work. What is it? New sort of autism or what?

To be honest being autistic had little to do with it. The average room temperature local is just too goddamned stupid to be allowed to man a half ton hunk of steel at 60 mph. But we do because big oil lobbied to remove public transit and force cars on everyone.

Car ownership should be a privilege for the few, not a right. These fucking morons have no business. 30,000 burgers die a year of motor vehicle crashes. Cars were a mistake.

Are you dumb?

We are basically seeing the formation of gangs about pokemon.

This is how Team Rocket probably got started.

What do you mean?

It will spy on you and report any dissent to your superiors, comrade.

Just used an exp egg, time for that delicious evolution exp.

>taskbar on top

>tfw Pokemon Go still isnt out in Japan

Oh but when it is, I`m going to be on the hunt.

But not for pokemons for the lolis hunting them ;)

I haven't played pokemon in damn near 20 years, but I still know your wasting your time if you level up a Pidgey

I haven't cared about pokemon in about a decade, but I'd still give it a try if I could.
My phone's too old to run it though.

did anyone save the article about the chick not liking guys approaching her while playing? I didn't save it.

You get character experience from evolving any pokemon, the cheapest pokemon to evolve is pidgey. You stock up on pidgeys, then use an exp egg to double the amount of experience you gain as a trainer, then mass evolve for massive levels.

For example, catching 1 pokemon is only worth 100exp, evolving a pokemon is worth 500exp, use the exp egg and you get 1000exp per evolve.

I have 200 candies (need 12 candies per pidgey evolve), you can see I got a lot of trainer exp incoming.

I've collected like 50 pokemon and I have never left my apartment complex.

No one gives a shit, fucking loser.

Who is she?
That is a girl, right?

>girl

Dude come on

>she

;) you absolute devil

How to spoof location on Pokemon Go?

Can you run it on a PC?

>Who

it's a boy :^)

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>realise it is not the same thing and the childhood feeling will never come back

Why even live anymore

I don't hate them for going outside, I hate the social hypocracy. First they said it was for kids, now they're attracted to it like a fucking drunkard to alcohol. It's like an insult to the people who stayed loyal for so many years...

>3DPD

Shamefur deespray, jap.

BETA UPRISING NOW

Honestly I'm just playing it to transfer some good mons to Sun and Moon.