Both of my younger siblings (19yo brother and 22yo sister) came out as gay yesterday

>Both of my younger siblings (19yo brother and 22yo sister) came out as gay yesterday

well fuck

I couldn't care less for them, but my parents are depressed af right now.

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You are the sole heir to your family babe now

Your parents are depressed because you're not gay.

Go ahead and come out of the closet user.

Plot twist: I'm sterile.

Well, that sucks

reported to Putin

Now that's something to get depressed about

If you got married, would you use your brother's sperm to get your wife pregnant?

>I'm sterile

This is a good excuse to import Danish sperm and make Russia white and great again.

Okay, this is legit sad.

They don't know yet and sure as hell I'm not going to tell them now. That'd completely destroy them.

Probably. I'm not sure he'd consent to that.

I do think he would

Now you need to pump babies into a girl or else they'll be pissed.

sys's pic please.

>tfw a few less R*sski vermin polluting humanity with their spawn

No need to be so mean, user.

>shfkruwigowhdoaovfiq imafrogposter djajcoshd

Have your sister use your brothers husbands sperm, and have your brother use your sisters wifes eggs.

how much would I need to pay them to fuck?

I'm sorry. I'm sure you and your family will get over it somehow.

fug your brother as punishment :-----DDDDDDDD

But he's a fag, what of kind of a punishment is that?

just because he's gay doesnt make him a bottom.

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahhahahahahahahaa

*BREATHES IN*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

So what? Even if he's a top I doubt buttfucking me would classify as a punishment for him

thought gays were all fags. interasding

Report them but don't tell anybody. Say to your parents that everything will be alright. Remember to tell them to disown your siblings. Never communicate with them every again. Don't answer their pleas for help. Just cut off your ties with them. They will feel so much better. Trust me. But you need to either throw away all their stuff or burn it. Either is fine.

No worries women are only lesbian for a few years.

If a girl is lesbian doesn't mean she can't have babies.

Huh?

>But you need to either throw away all their stuff or burn it.

An old ak-47, and some empty vodka bottles?

do it :---DDDD
also dress him as girl before it so it doesn't make you gay :--------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You can't burn it. So, just throw those things away. Or sell that ak47 and get some money. I learn that when people betray you, you betray them back. An eye for an eye.

>that's my wife's son

Glorious

So it's okay if he's wearing a skirt?

yes :-----DDDDDD
it's not gay if you or he wears a skirt :-----DDDD

>family babe

what sort of 3rd world spellcheck are you using

fucking hell, sorry lad

It's not so bad. Now you can give your wife's kids the gift of KARA BOĞA

I thought it was illegal to be gay in Russia? Who just breaks the law like that.

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Bumpo

holy fuck, did some gypsy curse your dad or something?

It's time to clone.

Your wife just needs some Gaelic seed.

were you planning on getting your gf pregnant or how do you even know?

Fantastic post

What does the picture say?

The weight of continuing the family bloodline now is your responsibility Ivan, unless your become a disgrace like your brothers that is now your fate.
Now go, go and create more little slavs and do your upmost to keep them away of the gopnik way-i weep for your parents now.

LOLWUT

come to think of it, i've never met an old lesbian woman

>parents do everything right
>first born is sterile
>eh what can you do
>second born wants to bugger other men, Jesus Christ
>third born, a lady, wants to do God knows with other women

NOW I understand why people hate used to hate gays so much. Imagine being the parents.

Pretty pathetic. My mom and I are both sexually defective (basically no sex drive), and both of us still managed to reproduce.

It's the only objective purpose a person has.

Imagine if your sibs were gay AND antifa and your parents were stupid bluepilled sheeple boomers who support israel

It's a special kind of hell i'm living through

What the fuck is wrong with your family

What does it say in the picture?

my condolences man

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fucking hell user

>women aren't human
>women are dumb
>lass
>whore
>to the kitchen
>show tits
>chans aren't needed

>tfw no chan gf

In russian imageboard culture the word "chan" means "a girl"

still
>tfw no GIRLfriend

What's the deal with having a GF
Having a GF is the most senseless and useless thing that I ever have seen.

He doesn't need more Gaylics, thank you very much.

Good. The less Russians, the better.

jesus christ. that fucking sucksman. my condolences

wow

i imagined i was dressed up as a girl and homophobic russians making fun of me thinking i'm a legitimate woman
hot

Honorkill them for Jesus!

Yet another normie falls victim to an ultra autistic Finnish psyop