This performance is like heroin to me

This performance is like heroin to me.

I can't stop watching. I have masturbated to this performance over 1,000 times.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

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you just reminded me that i've probably masturbated well over 1000 times in my life

holy fuck what a disease

>1,000 times
That girl is hot af but I don't think I could masturbate to this once even with the sound off

Your mind is corrupted by porn. I last 30+ minutes in bed ever since I stopped watching porn. When I masturbate I jerk off to clothed attractive women

She's perfectly proportioned (ignoring the slightly large forehead), has a cute face, a tight body with big breasts, perfect olive skin with probably perfect brownish red nipples and moves as fluid as a water fountain. She's wearing something tight and revealing that also doesn't show much skin. Also speaks French.

I can't comprehend any red-blooded male being turned off by it.

i want to piss on it

dripdripdrip

>that butt wiggle

Holy FUGGGG she would be fucking incredible riding a dick. I've never seen a more perfect woman in my life. Holy fuck.

It's a shame the camera man had to have a fucking spasm

does she like her pusy licked?

isnt she like 40 years old by now

32

You've also eaten thousands of pounds of food you slob

>Hey it`s me Nikky Blonsky from the movie HAIRSPRAY

no wonder the guitarists have baggy pants on

Iv been masturbating almost daily for 15.5 years, some days 3-4 times.

I think ive masturbated over 5000 times

Women love it when you suck the pussy

How many potential children do you lose each time you cum? Can someone do the math and work it out for this guy

holy fuck that forehead

Im having an existential crisis. Iv fapped my lofe away and Im only 26 years old

youtube.com/watch?v=P3uhPQZpjFg&list=LLO18lKXFOSj30KGV_vd7zaQ&index=8
>not masturbating to the vid for her song "Moi Lolita" where she's 14 dancing in a lil sundress in a club flirting with 30 year old men

She has fivehead

perfect for all my cummies

howeh is that you ???

>that fucking fivehead

dropped

Finding the version where her ass ISNT obscured on the close up was a nightmare.

But yes. She (was) perfect and now I'm going to jerk off all day to this video. Thanks op.

wow go on

Have fucking sex pinheads. Jesus.

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>wanting a brainlet

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>At around 6 seconds when you see her nip silhouette

Alizee could crush you like a paper cup with her psychokinesis

>youtube.com/watch?v=P3uhPQZpjFg&list=LLO18lKXFOSj30KGV_vd7zaQ&index=8

She was 16/17 in that vid as it came out in 2000 and was born in 84

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God I was in high school playing counter strike 1.5 when I first found out about this chick. Good to see the legend lives on.

youtu.be/aRU86izWA_M

Reminder that this is technically televised

youtu.be/zfXBNQMj2SE

She was on the French Dancing with the Stars a few years back and totally rekt the opposition

This chick is Hypnotic

lol i can't stop looking at that dude in the background

RUINED

>I have masturbated to this performance over 1,000 times.
lmao. I forgot about Alizee. Maybe it's time for a nostalgic fap.

>my face as the chair

wut? wouldn't quitting porn make you last shorter because it'd make you hornier on average?

Those fucking legs.

i need french pusy
who have french pusy?

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My dick doesn't know any better.

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I have some bad news for you user

>ITT: It's 2005

LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY

mmmmmmJEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS

Time's up let's do disss

>Kids won't know what you're talking about

youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4

bullshit, you're prob a 2 pump slut now.

2005 WAS 20 YEARS AGO

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

GUYS I CAN'T MOVE
AM I LAGGING?
I CAN'T MOVE

>I've been memeing and shitposting for almost 12 years

Feels fucking bad man

This was stupid, fake and unfunny even when it came out.

t. nigel no friends

Honestly the best orgasm of my life was in the midst of seismic existential crisis

she was so perfect back then,
she ruined herself with those shitty tattoos.

i want to slap my cock on her smooth forehead

Oh god no.

how do you play guitar while looking at that

I'd still fuck her without a moment's hestiation

He's not actually playing, he's just using it so she can't see his boner

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Took this long to mention the tattoos? She's ruined. Has been for a long time

>those unironic tats
WHAT THE FUCK?!

sailor moon?
that stupid alien with the dildo on its head?
HON HON HON

The thing is, there's like a 99% chance she fucked some dude the night after that performance. Do you think he knows the value of what he had? Do you think he still reminisces about it? It's not even cool he had sex with her. It's a historical fact, or something. A significant event.

wait

wasn't DWTS supposed to be that show where ""celebrities"" who can't dance for shit get trained by pros until they become decent?

anal?

>wasn't DWTS supposed to be that show where ""celebrities"" who can't dance for shit get trained by pros until they become decent?
Yes, which made it all the more amusing when she totally rekt everyone's shit
The other bitches didn't stand a chance
She had some awesome chemistry with her partner, apparently every night after the show they'd leave as quickly as possible to go home together and fuck each other unconscious

>goes from opening legs wide to dipping down to show cleavage then is lifted up for an ass shot
>all in one fluid motion

how old was she back then?

imagine she was underage and he's in court for banging a minor. you're the judge and his defense is just showing you the tape of her performance.
what do you do?

MUH DICK.

> Tinkerbell, Sailor Moon, Snorks, Arale, Snow White.

Tattoos were a mistake.

Moi Lolita live:
youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE

J'en Ai Marre live (the cute sailor suit):
youtube.com/watch?v=xzTG_1Xun54

J'en Ai Marre video (Alizee getting soaked in a giant fish tank):
youtube.com/watch?v=mi4ncdWdSv8

my legs!

is this dancekino?

Doe Snot? haven't seen that since Usenet 15-20 years back.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Never gonna have your dick sucked by Alizee or a Night Elf
Should I just helium tank myself?

I would fucking murder the tattoo artist that tainted perfection.

>She had some awesome chemistry with her partner, apparently every night after the show they'd leave as quickly as possible to go home together and fuck each other unconscious

Dance instructors get laid like crazy, this is not news. If a woman takes dance lessons without her husband there is a 100% chance she is throwing her pussy at her instructor.

a man, somewhere has:
>made out with Alizee
>hugged Alizee
>sniffed Alizee
>cuddled with Alizee
>cried with Alizee
>slid his penis into either of Alizees holes
>gotten his dick sucked by Alizee and looked into her sparkling big eyes
>came in Alizee and orgasmed as she squirms in pleasure


How do you even get to this point? I don't understand how some men are capable of fucking women like her. She was literal perfection.

But that guy was gay as fuck, it's obvious

>ywn make her this wet

This is her fiance/boyfriend when she did that recording.

Let it sink in lads. This is who fucked the Alizee in OP's video.

Tattoos and pregnancy, the two things that ruin women more than anything else.

i only know who this bitch is because i used to be super into Coldplay and looked into those plagiarism allegations

fine af tho desu

>what do you do?
Hope that there is a tissue box near the gavel

Ironically, it was most likely because he was able to look past her appearance and call her out on all her bullshit and treat her like a man despite the fact that she's a multi-millionare singer best known for her sex appeal.

She's a fucking tryhard. I've known girls like her, all surface no feeling.

I don't feel disgusted because it's not an old jew. Some women are still dumb enough to marry for love and that gives me hope.

I wouldn't fuck her to make HER feel good mate.

Obviously, because look at the fucker.

>Implying I need anything from her but feeling her surface

Just make her laugh

>*gets up from toilet*
>*wipes sludge away from anus*
>*puts on her little sexy costume*
>"hey user? sniff and lick my asshole right now or you never get to fuck me"

What would you do?