Brit/pol/ - Theresa May Hard House Edition

>Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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>unelected head of state
>unelected upper house
>unelected PM with no mandate
>FPTP """elected""" upper house
>majority party only got 37% of the vote

Glad to be out of the "undemocratic" EU, brit/pol/?

haha yes I made the thread again :D

Hi and bye, bedtime for me.

You're sitting on the train as per your daily morning commute, minding your own business when this guy starts angrily demanding you put aside the rhetoric. You politely ask "What rhetoric sir?". He stands upright, shaking with fury and shouts, "That's it, lets take this to the negotiating table!"

What do?

Not sure how I feel about Liam fox 2bh

Surely there was some other brexiter to put in trade

>unless you use some EU mandated PR shitfest electoral system, you're not democractic

Come on padraig you can do better than that

Lads what do you think about my Theresa may hard house tune? inb4 gay.

Tell me why Philip mohammond is good?
He's literally a fucking yes man who will regulate the banks and stock markets,
Which will destroy the uk economy and make us stock traders less rich.

Thanks a lot breixteers hope you are happy now

You won't be happy when britain is poorer than spain.

youtu.be/xwD5LyQ6ZDo

Enjoyed this a lot desu

how much would i have to pay you to bottle some tears and send them to me

This could be you, Brits.

Don't let it happen.

Why does it seem like nobody gives a fuck that UK has a woman prime minister?

I mean...wtf? Just by virtue of the UK getting a new leader, you'd think there'd be a big hubub. remember all the hubub of Canada getting Justin Trudeau?

Red pill me on why the UK's transition of new PM is silent bros

Dirty Dozen/Suicide Squad thing.
He is sneaky as fuck in international deals.
That is basically the rap against him after all.
May is offering redemption if he uses his skills for good "one last time".
Its every other cowboy film script.

slap his gf's ass, then arrange his retirement in 43 days

People just think you're not tough enough

She's a conservative women.

Because she's at least nominally right wing

She's not on the left wing officially.

>mfw france and germany forced through tobin tax
>just before they got a chance to recover financials from ldn.
>outwitted themselves a bit there.

Let me tell you, right ... r-right....

>George Osborne sacked

>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

She's not the first and she's not maggie

He left a big deficit.

Am I tuss enough?

For Phil

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Notice how the mong media are trying to divert attention by wanking on about all the "sistas" that May is going to promote.

I don't give a shit about that, what I will notice is how many fucking remain cunts she is bringing in. Every single one needs deselecting I'm not fucking joke, fuck all of them

You remain fucks LOST the vote, I hope at least some Tories have the balls left to bring her to her bony knees

Thatcher was best PM,
Hoping May will follow in her footsteps somewhat

>the memes he spawned
>re-opening the rift in the labour party they buried decades ago

Was milimemes a Tory plant?

Fucking kek this is gold

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZkPf7ogDc

>tfw you will never be tuff enuss to get around the negotiating table

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-36791068

Poor Ed. Tries to look tough, gets laughed at then stumbles over his words.

>15ft fall after ice cream attack

What does britpol think of Hugh Gaitskell?

What a fag lol.

Isn't the Obongo administration preparing to stage military ops in public civilian areas?

Will May become Iron Lady 2.0 or another Merkel?

who's this cutie?

they are so scared

but it is too late

What's this hairstyle called?

Somewhere in between, I'd wager

people on r/europe are so fucking bigoted towards brits.
They really want to see the uk collapase.
They also think they know everything about uk politics.
They also get triggered by a joke that david davi said and they all hate boris johnsob due to "le british trump" meme

Fuck r/europe and I hope if the uk and the eu don't do a fra they will get hit the hardest

that skin

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2092071/Stacey-Irvine-17-collapses-eating-McDonalds-chicken-nuggets-age-2.html

Have we started the fire brother?

*Scottish eurosceptics tie self to rope*
England and Wales: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

Yes, the fire rises

What was davis's joke, out of interest?

It's called the "fitting-in attempt" haircut. Unpopular and shit.

>you can be arrested for posting "hate speech" online

When did it get so bad?

People now prefer license to liberty

Here you go
Germany - cars

France - wine

Italy - statues of dead child molesters

Hungary - porn

And then they went into being armchair diplomants by saing you can't have fta eithlut services and if you do london will be dead due to lees gibsmedat slavs.

We have the same laws they do so it's only a matter of time

My experience is that Europeans have hated the British for as long as I can remember. Germans, Dutch, Swedish - any European I encounter is hostile to Britain. There are irreconcilable differences of mentality. We should never have entered any kind of union with such a humourless bunch of cunts, and the final straw should've came when Bonnie Tyler didn't win Eurovision.

I'm very amused by all this doomsaying. It's not like we have had centuries of parliamentary self-government or anything.

How is sweden these days?

>>you can be arrested for posting "hate speech" online
>When did it get so bad?
You just need to find a good satirical outlet for that stuff so people won't actually take it seriously. As it should be.
For instance in this video Corbyn denies the six million and calls for the death of Jewish people.
youtube.com/watch?v=PjHMYNM46Fw

>How is sweden these days?

Hate it, everyone is a liberal and we literally have a liblabcon as a government due to being worries about sd a party,
which is equally as right wing as theresa may's cabinent.
And if you critisice Islam you're a racist

Move here while you can!

>t. Perfidious Albion

NEVER EVER SHALL BE SLAVES

EMPIRE WHEN?

>Davis
>Johnson
>Fox

Brexit superteam?

How i suspect Theresa may actually became PM
>Theresa offers Borris a promsing position where he has upward mobility to the pm spot if he gives her the PM position now.
>Borris tells some of his supporters to tell Gove that they would prefer him as PM and they were only supporting Borris because he was in on the ticket
>Gove backstabs Borris as predicted, allowing Borris to gracefully bow out of the race.
>theresa may is defacto winner
>theresa essentially puts borris in a dangerous postiion where he can absorb any brexit shit as he is in charge of foreign affairs.
>Labor party is fucked with some dyke blairite trying to usurp power from Corbyn while EU loyalists move to Lib dems and the blairites are forced to serve elderly voters who support less immigration and brexit.


I suspect May to be a master manipulator and probably a good leader, and i don't think the tories will be seriously contested for leadership for another 3 general elections.

I also think May secretly supported brexit but decided to support remain as a political choice.

>Move here while you can!

I am thinking about it, at least your economy and wages are growing, but our economy is growing due to immigration and we need it according to the liberals due to "muh birth rate", hell we have negative interest rates here in Sweden

Let's not kid ourselves that we're miraculously uncucked. The Conservatives are economically conservative, but they're as socially progressive as the Labour party, and Theresa May's precedent is to be hard on any kind of perceived hate speech.

Anyone else sad that George is unemployed now?

Perhaps, but why would Boris accept May's offer if he had a good chance anyway?

Why did Remainers do power stances all the time?

>you will never rise the pan british-african railway

imagine all these memes we would of missed out on if red ed had won in 2015

I got overexcited in the flurry of happenings and, like the Jacobites in Derby, celebrated before the war was won

Dunno senpai, I was watching American news (nbc) and they didn't even mention the new PM

>Theresa May's precedent is to be hard on any kind of perceived hate speech

But the thing that suprised me the most about her speech is that she addressed that white british working class were treated unfairly(here in Sweden she would be hitler 2.0 for saying that) and she said nothing about muslima being treated unfairly. And that to me seems like a good sign

We're on the neutral good timeline

ride*

Many swedes love britain trust me only edgy socialist swedes hate britain.
Many want to study in the uk and many of us support premier league teams

Tell me about David Davis, is he a good choice for Brexit minister?

Two buttons:

(1) Empire restored
or
(2) All muslims in the UK become classical liberals alla Maajid Nawaz

what do they edgy socialists say about us?

Because he thought being PM was a poison chalice, Boris wants to wait out the brexit and swoop in when everything is nice and easy. They might of also made some deals involving money. Theresa gets a couple of years in power but hands it over to Boris come election time, Boris gets a full cycle as prime minister and doesn't take the hit of being the one who made the UK leave the EU.

(1)

and with our replenished disdain for nonwhites the purge can begin

Is this even a question? Obviously empire restored, who the fuck would choose 2?

With a restoration of the empire the political class would have the balls to remove kebab.

I know it's early, but I'm kind of feeling May. She may be a Remainer, but so was Cameron, and just comparing her early days to Dodgy Dave's she seems a lot better than him so far. She seems a lot smarter, in particular.

>classical liberals
>good

Muh egalitarianism

There's a very real chance she'll ban Sup Forums.

Look on r/europe "muh britain should be an example" and falklands belong to argentina due colonialism and argentina being closer.
And that the uk should stop being anti-eu and should just fuck off.
They usually also go on about genetics, but when it's about somalis it's raycist

We don't, there's are a lot worse from what I hear.

>she isn't real

Look on r/europe "muh britain should be an example" and falklands belong to argentina due colonialism and argentina being closer.
And that the uk should stop being anti-eu and should just fuck off.
They usually also go on about genetics, but when it's about somalis it's raycist.
And alao they seem to think scotland is oppressed by the evil english

I think its premature. Many said that Cameron would someday throw off his Blairite cocoon and emerge a genuine right winger...

We've had people go to prison and have fines for shit they've said on shit like facebook and twitter, how is that any different?

citation?

THOUGH COWARDS FLINCH AND TRAITORS SNEER

WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE

Can anyone tell me about Davis and Fox? Good choices for brexiteering or are they cucks?

Both are long-time euro sceptics and to the right of the party, and Farage said he was happy with their appointment

theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/04/theresa-may-surveillance-measures-edward-snowden

Because they have to have at least a semblance of a threat to them.

The German ones are apparently full on heresy laws against right wing sentiment.

Thanks dad, I try to stay as current as I can with your politics but it's hard w/o the bbc and all the coverage.

25 to laifu for waifu. She hates anime.

Given how things have gone, this seems quite likely. Cameron left knowing full well that whoever took over from him would be the one having to deal with everything and trigger Article 50 and face the backlash. Boris wants PM but didn't want to face the music so bowed out, but is now in a more advantageous position where he can make brexit decisions but without potentially commiting political suicide and will still get his shot further down the line. Quite clever, really.