/brit/

the saxons will rise again edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2vbs6yZTGmc
youtu.be/zN_E2CxI31Q
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

anime

any 'ck and 'ty man in?

>we wuz saxons and SHIEEEEEEET

Get on the pingers lads

hate myself
hate my life
simple as

fuck off

seems he could only afford to make his cuckshed out of straw

sue

>Weed
>'ddit and Morty
>Cereal
The state

Who wants to hear a good joke?

ex bf wont fuck off

they literally were though

can't get any runtier

what's he listening too?

want all swedes and mexicans shot at dawn for crimes against /brit/

Did you know that cereal is a protestant conspiracy?

rude behaviour, delete right now

i do

youtube.com/watch?v=2vbs6yZTGmc

how tall are you muh lady?

Imperialism IS the enemy
*occupies the entirety of eastern europe*
OOPS aha

it's my birthday today lads, I got 25 dollars to my name, what do I do

me

Keyword: Were

5' 6"

buy some rope to hang yourself with

yes

TELL US

cute girl?

use it all on cryptocurrency investment and be a guaranteed billionaire within six weeks

sorry, don't date womanlets

don't even joke about things like that

we didn't just stop being genetically saxon you mong

>minister for international trade having a go at a kebab shop

howling

fucking HATE driving lads, literally need to be telekenetic when there's some mong parked on a blind corner

NEED wider roads in the UK

I always joke about it to try and hint to people that I am suffering

...

nißßa

I bet the butcher £50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said: "No, the steaks are too high."

its ok matey I would actually do that if I didn't want to die in combat not initiated by myself

just stop, if anyone find out you'll be put on suicide watch, which ironically ruins your life because nobody wants to burden themselves with someone who might kill themselves

All anglos should be raped and murdered on sight

I aint leaving this world till I have anglo blood on my hands

Horrid

i'm 5'9.5"

You arrive in Juba, South Sudan

had to drive to sydney last week after spending most of my life in canberra and it really is such a dire little runt nest, the lanes are literally wide enough for horse-drawn carts and that's about it

fucking mental that six million people live in such a colossal shithole

terrible innit

wew

...

racist

genius

youtu.be/zN_E2CxI31Q

sometimes it pays off, sometimes it doesn't. thank you for the joke

strongly agree

there's a lad on telly who got 'depressed' after taking 12 pay day loans out so he could gamble with it at a casino.

5'11" and built like a brick shithouse

or a shit brickhouse

5'8 and built like a scouse call centre worked

Slippary slop innit

Poles already have anglo blood on their hands after all these terror attacks. Coming over here and working for muslims for an absolute pittance has funded their mosques and subsequent terror attacks.

There are so many beautiful women in the world, and then there's us.

The lads

5' 8 and built like a lumberjack on methamphetamine

that sounds like something a depressed person would do

5'9" and gay

white males commit terror attacks just by existing

5'9.5" and built like an assistant pastry chef

I've always liked this one and I needed a laugh this morning

*exists in your general direction*

4'7

Nigger

5ft 11
Am I the tallest person ITT

saxons are gaylords
t. angle

6'2 and built like a Gaelic clan chief

5'6 and built like a missing icelander

Im a Chechan with family in Afghanistan you perfidious dumb ignorant swine

tru sis. operative word here: TERRORism. as in terrify. white man terrorizes people of colour every day. yet news only speaks about muslims n shit. its racist af

How does it feel to be a Russian puppet state? Honest question.

praise whitey

6'8" with a little willy

5'11 and built like a fridge

Thanks, lads.

Grouping ethnicities based on their skin color is a racist practice tbqhwy m8

...

paki

ethnicities group together by themselves

the government should have absolutely no say in the daily lives of the citizenry because it undermines the agency of personhood and critical thought, the only thing separating us from the rest of animalia

making choices (for good or bad) is a critical element in the human experience and led to our current supremacy as a species, if governments were around when the cavemen discovered fire they'd issue a council ordinance banning the use of anything hotter than grugette's minge

squared up to 7 australians today on my morning commute. out of the 7, 4 of the confrontations turned in to fights. i won them all with ease.

6'1 and built like a didgeridoo

i'm hotter than grugette's minge

A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba
Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on
Ding ding
Lets do the crazy froogg
Ding ding
A Brem Brem
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee
BREAK DOWN!
Ding ding
Br-Br-Break It
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
Brem daem
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
weeeeeeee
A ram da am da am da am da weeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wh-Whats Going On?
ding ding
Bem De Dem
ding ding
da da
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba..
ding ding
Br-Br-Break It
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
Brem daem
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
ding ding
Bem De Dem!

reminder britain has always been a nation of immigrants

>animalia
it's the little touches that make this industrial-grade pasta

sucker punched an australian on the way to work this morning
he was just talking to someone on his phone and I whacked him right in the ear lmao

>36 years old (3 years older than Harry)
>A divorcee
>Mixed race mutt
>Yank
>(((Hollywood))) actress
>Doesn't plan on quitting acting
>SJW, feminist
>Has filmed sex scenes for TV
>Attention whore

it's like Harry picked the WORST possible choice holy fuck
how the fuck are we meant to expect her to be married into British royalty?

>can buy a house in the countryside of japan for £20,000 because literally nobody lives there

sounds pretty comfy tbf

friend just bailed on me to the other side of the word
did NOT expect that development

Who is puppet state?

So long as kremlin Ivan pays off the correct people things dont blow up in russia, but their money is dwindling and if they dont start coughing up more soon Ivan is going to have to fuck off back to moscow.

Might need a loan of Goldbergstein to see this one through lads

the only political movement i support is the abo ethnostate