How do I know I can trust you?

>how do I know I can trust you?
>you don't

Why is Pepe dressed in the holocaust pajamas.

retards got sent to the camps too

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>We're quite different, you and I

>see you soon
>not if i see you first

What does that even mean?
You won't see me soon because I'm stalking you?
Wtf is with this phrase?

>Person is beat up
>Oh my god are you ok?
>You should see the other guy

>"see you soon"
>characters are still looking at each other

>I need a week to do this.
>You have 48 hours.
>B-But that's not nearly eno-
>24 hours.

>I'm hacking into the system now
>smashes random keys on the keyboard at highspeed
>OK I'm in

>I need a week to do this.
>You've got 3

>I need at least 10 lives to do this!
>You've got 6 million

>picks up the phone
>Hello?

>phone rings
>doesn't desperately try to recognise the number to see who's calling
>doesn't panic about having a conversation with a stranger
>picks up the phone immediately
>doesn't let it ring for a little bit so the person on the other end doesn't think he's a weirdo who sits by the phone

>protagonist in cuffs
>character with unclear motives walks up to them
>slight pause
>snaps cuffs off

>nerd character explains something
>useless chick responds, "uhhh, English please!"

>nerd character explains it even simpler
>UGH DONT BOTHER

>>Sup Forums
>reddit

>I hate you
>that makes two of us

>Give it to me straight, Doc
no homo

Dumb frogposter

>reply with "not that user"
>actually am that user

>"Now that the dust has settled.. "
>The dust hasn't actually settled

(you)

>see two anons arguing in a thread
>take over for one user
>eventually take over for the other
>end up arguing with myself while other anons take sides

@80918984
Thanks for the (You)s

I've done this so many times I don't actually have a stance on anything any more and just simply exist

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i find that only redditors say "not that guy"

Yeah well you're stupid. Different user here btw.

>Extra falls from height during action scene
>Wilhelm scream plays