/Heem/ UFC Fight Night: Stephens vs. Choi - Thread #3

>top control edition

Previous thread >Main Card

Featherweight
Jeremy Stephens vs. Doo Ho Choi

Women's Flyweight
Paige VanZant vs. Jessica-Rose Clark

Welterweight
Kamaru Usman vs. Emil Meek

Featherweight
Darren Elkins vs. Michael Johnson

>Prelims

Lightweight
James Krause Def Alex White - U-DEC

Lightweight
Marco Polo Reyes Def Matt Frevola - KO

Women's Bantamweight
Irene Aldana Def Talita Bernardo - U-DEC

Bantamweight
Def Kyung Ho Kang Def Guido Cannetti - Submission-Triangle Choke

>Early Fight Pass Prelims

Women's Flyweight
Jessica Eye Def Kalindra Faria - S-DEC

Women's Strawweight
JJ Aldrich Def Danielle Taylor - U-DEC

Featherweight
Mike Santiago Def Mads Burnell - U-DEC

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BiSchaub Bless All

Bisping is god

Choi
Clark
Usman
Johnson

Schaubisping bless

literal choi boy

Raging Al Iaquinta bless

Strimm pls

>wrong order
>no picture
Apply yourself my man.

FUCK ANIME

Bless buddehs don't let the H8rs win

is this the equivalent of half time fap time in the ufc?

>Go to Bellator!
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11th for Joe Rogan

Vanzant*
otherwise correct

>the CTE of Michpiss Pissbong

>All these people bitching about wrestling are the same ones dickriding Khabib
>MFW

post the ortega and thug rose webm

ufc.tv

no those are wmma or manlet fights

>nigerian warrior vs norweigan viking

theyre trying to incite a race war

Stop making new threads spergs

>Sunday night card
>drinking like it's a Saturday night card
This is almost certainly a bad call.

>darren elkins beats some glass chinned muslim hypejob and suddenly people think he's a good fighter


ahahhahahaha

lmao @ that close up shot of reem's KO face

this promo got me all tingly

the fuck is this lisping meme rap on the miocic/ngannou promo?

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Did you miss the Bermudez fight

Can somebody please post the rich piana 5 scoops gif?

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>There are “””people””” ITT who believe flinging your hand towards someone and hitting them with a bit of luck is more impressive than physically dominating their entire body.

Why are all the aussie fighting girls always so ugly? We have the hottest girls in the world per capita.

Jeremy "forearm smash them when they're already out to ensure maximum brain damage" Stephens

is johnson the favourite i think elkins could be a tough match up for him

fuck james krause!

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>attractive girls don't want or need to get punched in the face for a living
Shocking development.

>Khabib and James Krause fight the same way

this to be quite honest. Though michael johnson is mediocre enough to lose to him tonight.

nice

I have inside information that Choi is going to walk out to "man's not hot" by big shaq

>these levels of delusion

i have no idea who these commentators are

they should have let goldy commentate these smaller events

wow....really makes my brain expand (like the universe)..........................

jessy jess is beautiful, the problem is her teeth

nice platitudes mr celeb nigger

Aus Social Media poster I think you've got the wrong account

IDGAF if he wrestled I would lock up a Peruvian and submit him

No you don't, Estonia does.

Felder looks like the joker t.b.h.

BiBros unite! BispSchau 4 Ev
THank YOU

Who's this chael sonnen/stephan bonnar hybrid announcer?

Reminder Michael Johnson SLEPT Peahead

>Khabib
>154 strikes
>Barboza
>25 strikes

Do people actually think he's some great intellectual? He was pretty much a fucking tour guide for a planetarium until kikes realized they could put him in science shows as the Le black science man.

Girls in your country walk around barefoot and only shower every other day.

I kind of think on paper MJ smashes him, the only obstacle is his 145 cut that could have drained him.

I think Elkins grinds him out like Bermudez, no doubt he's lost a lot in the cut

>you can speak english to either and get by fine
>the only reason to try to speak their language is to slightly up your game when trying to pull local girls
Is the cosmos going to bang me when I'm on vacation? Because if not, then I'm not seeing Niggy Stardust's point.

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He also WOBBLED Khabib and HAD HIM ON QUEER STREET

MJ was way too small for LW anyway

i think this is going to be a just bleed fight

MJ should be a beast if he can make 145 comfortably

look at this bird chest nigga darren elkins

probably cant even bench the bar

>mfw this sets up the logical conclusion: "if you want to speak to an American, you learn English"

What’s the “Missouri has not adopted the United rules of MMA” thing about

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stream?

>Niggy Stardust
holy shit kino insult.

TH DAMAGE

THE DAMAGE FUCKING CRINGE

who here /teamdamage/?

oh speaking of grils from australia

australia are there attractive abbo girls in uni or around?

are they easy? Do they go with any group?

I have never seen an aboo that didn't look like a n earlier step in the evolutionary chain

>doesn't mention he beat Barboza
But why

>that no fun couple at the end of the gif

That broad int he pink shirt probably has henpecked her husband to death by now.

me but johnson is my boy as well

MJ coming for that FW strap

this should be a gimme for MJ

biggest knock on him is his fight IQ is fucking awful

THE DAMAAAAAGE
LET'S GOOOOO

imagine being so privileged that you have multiple avenues of making money for doing nothing, but you still end up eating punches for a living
99% of girls who go into fighting are scraping the bottom of the genetic barrel

I think we can all agree this is the final nail in drunpf's coffin

reporting in

t h e d a m a g e

>muh podcasts

right here

Johnson finna KO Holloway

Mark my words

There are some abo girls who go to uni, not for real courses though, it's usually some program to help the abos. They're usual very tribal and stick to their own, the only barely decent ones would be half abo.

who is that guy in the main event with choi

cringe

Elkins by split decision.

Some atheist

ABSOLUTE WOORRIER

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when does the main card start?

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Ask Conors mom

Anyone seen Henry?