Ask a Mexican anything

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Why won't you go back?

Im here. why dont you go back to UK?

Smallpox? A curse from God on sinners like AIDS is today or just a fortunate stowaway on Spanish ships?

orrrrale. Best cerveza from a paisa's opinion?

For me, my order:

1) Pacifico
2) Indio
3) Bohemia
4) Dos Equis
5) Modelo

I dunno.

Pacifico
Bohemia
2 equis.

Are you from Mexico?

yes I am

Are you white or muzzie?

can you sauce me that picture Paco?

no.

What is your opinion on Cubans?

darn

best place to vacation in Mexico?

Why is your flag not the Stars and Bars?!
You were supposed to take part in the invasion, I am telling Soros

How's that wall going?

What % European are you and anything other than Spanish?

Dime cuál es tu anime favorito, maricón.

cancun and puerto vallarta

White

Tacos or burritos?

bad

I think more than 90%

Yuyuhakusho and hellsing

burritos.

Is Theresa May a cuck?

do mexican women really do all they can to make their man happy?

they are happy like us.

In My granddads times the man only had to eat in the table before the woman and woman was a slave, today woman have more rights.

Ok, well be sure to finish it. Now on a serious not: ho popular is Lucha Libre in Mexico?

*note
My bad

popular for the retarded people.

Does your mom cook menudo on the weekends?

sometimes and pozole.

Ask a spaniard who's family conquered the natives in Mexico anything

we have history classes.

WERE S' MUH GOLD U TAN ASS PAELLA!!!!

My boyfriend is Mexican, why are Mexican guys so protective?

White Hispanic here

>not a Mexicant
>dont speak spanish
>Irish / Spanish / French / German
>9/10 fit
>5'10

How hard would it be for me to score some filthy 10/10 Mexicunt snatch, eh juanito?

Family values.

how many people have you raped and stabbed in your life

if you have irish, french and german blood you are not hispanic.

It is cultural, protect is a responsibility and some kind of honor, so if you want to make a responsable mexical feel bad just kill him with impotence, it feels horrible not being able to do anything.

0 because im a white mexican. we dont steal, we work.

Interesting.

Would you like to make mexico spain again?

bullshit

I have a more spanish name than you, all the rest of my european blood comes from 1 parent. I just don't have any featherhead blood in me.

sometimes.

inb4 mods delete this thread again

t. mostly european

How do you feel about getting whited?

Well guatamala is pretty much your portugal, innit?

Whats the best mexican food, and why is it fajitas?

Does your sister like white guys?

.......I'm s-single.

i think that kind of thought exist all through latin america too, not just mexico.

Yeah, it is all fun and games until something happens and then Juan turns into a mexican mom. I have come so far as to state that I will protect my partner even if it ruins our relationship. Kinda cucky, I realize, but it is seen as mature here; putting the pleasure from a relationship after your partner. So the protection aspect can turn into a problem easily

pretty good.

WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL?

>Is Theresa May a cuck?

Its looking that way sadly

What's that drinking song called? Something about "leave me alone I can wipe my own ass"

What makes the Mexican food so delicious

all latinas love white cock.

Why are Mexican guys uncut?

mole and pastor tacos.

True, but we (unfortunately) are the gateway to Latinamerica since we are the neighbors of the country that makes almost all media, so many Latino trades will be seeing as Mexican.

how come mexican women can never seem to pull of the high waist look but wear it so much?

the pre hispanic and spanish mix.

spaniards broguht nice food and it mixed with local native food.

cilantro

Chicken, Steak, or Beef taquitos?

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Hi Jacinta Gonzalez (((Goodman))), so I guess this thread makes it official that Soros is paying for Sup Forums shills...

Wow a kebab taco, science truly has gone wild.

steak from Chihuahua and Sonora
pastor tacos from Mexico city
shrimp and fish tacos from Baja
fish from Sinaloa
Mole from Puebla.

Are you opposed to a NAU?

>North American Union

between Cucknada, the U.S. and Mexico?

No. I want it badly.

>steak from Chihuahua

Can't be much of a steak. Them dogs are tiny

I fucking knew it.

You can take the proxy off, Moshe.

Will a communist guerrilla form in your country in the next years?
That happened in my country after the cartels gained too much power

de que parte eres?

makes everything taste like toothpaste

You just need to get a bushel of them.

It's been official for a long time.
I'd analize her though, goddamn jewesses.
Someone post the pasta about jewesses and their anal cochlea and the eggs they lay.

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haahahah Chihuahua is a mexican state.

do u like smash mouth

FALSE

Cilantro, lemon or lime and bell peppers make everything fan-fucking-tastic.

Dos cerveza manuel!

You just need to use less, everyone overdoes the fucking cilantro.

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I dont know. we had EZNL in 1994

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spain serves you and we serve Americans.

dude

Doesn't matter what your name is. What matters is the blood in your veins. And most of it isn't Spanish.

Where can I find a girl like the one on the left?

Some people have a gene that makes it taste like toothpaste. No joke.

Mexico.

Ask george soros.

>Implying I don't visit both countries.
Must be hard for you to imaging what people with money do eh Manuel. Here have a dollar for your trouble, thank me later I'll be the one at the other side of the pool bar, and thank your mom for those lovely towel animals she makes, the Polish here don't try that hard.

in Sweden.

vas a votar por Pedro Ferriz de Con?

I cant see the difference between you and americans, both are tall, blond and sunburn in our beaches. Did you visited me?

fuck no.

AMLO 2018 or Corral 2018

>AMLO
god help us if that moron wins, venezuela all over again

What were you taught in school about The Alamo?

Here in San Antonio it's basically taught like early America's version of 300.

Dad Spain call you guiris

We call you gringos

LMAO

>'White Hispanic'
Where's your Indian blood? Fuck off you plastic paco