BANNED IN CHINA

Haahahahahahahah

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That's like half their market. There's no way it's going to make money now. Praise kek

There goes 80% of the revenue

China has very strict laws regarding spooky stull such as ghost and skeletons. I distictly remember they had to cover the faces of many undead dota heroes with the classic mortal combat face mask for the china servers.

Only banned because superstition of ghosts.

Oh well at least they made Chinese ghost story 1and2 years ago

Yeah. China does not like ghosts. Everyone knows that already.

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>Yeah. China does not like ghosts. Everyone knows that already.

Everyone except the Sony executive board in neighboring Japan. How could they be so stupid so as to bankroll something that wont' sell in China?

Kek. Only one chink will pay to watch then he bootlegs it to the rest of the country

China doesn't like movies with ghosts.

It implies that human beings have souls, something everyone knows chinese people don't have.

>It implies that human beings have souls, something everyone knows chinese people don't have.

kek

>Yeah. China does not like ghosts. Everyone knows that already.
W-what do they know that we don't?

they are scared of ghosts. chinese ghost stories are fucking creepy

The world doesn't revolve around your country, Chang.

Leave to Jews to find a way around it desu famalampais.

They did it with WoW, pandas and LK, they'll do it with Shitlordbusters.

Edgey

top zozzle

Its the fucking Japanese who bankrolled the movie, you Lebbo dog. The Japanese know shit tons about China. They should have seen this coming.

Paul (((Feig))) didn't.

It isn't really edgy when you actually look into China's policies and social circumstances.

As Morrissey said, accurately:" You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."

This is what happens when your government has killed so many of its own citizens that hauntings are a part of everyday life.

>Spotted wang lee su
Shouldn't you be out eating a dog right now

How can a cliche be edgy? It's a banality, a truism. That's like the least edgy thing on earth

He probably figured he could guilt westerners into seeing it. He didn't foresee the backlash against political correctness.

I work for Sony. The Japs think that the current SJW epedemic is like "the Peters again, but thousands of them" and they are doing everything they can to fucking tank it. Letting them have their trophy movie which fails utterly is part of the plan. It has to be a financial bomb in order to thoroughly make sure it never happens again.

It is probably that some elements in Sony will leak this info as a petty final tantrum. They will be fired and Sony will continue on into the glorious future.

Screenshot this post.

The Peters?

China doesn't like spooky ghosts and skeletons, they even censor games. They have gravestones where you die instead of an actual corpse.

This liberal made piece of shit should be banned EVERYWHERE!

>Implying they won't just watch it on streaming

>oondasta raping everyone

That's fucking awesome.

it doesn't have to be banned, it will be a box office flop

Is it banned in Taiwan too?

>Sony's Ghostbusters had a net production budget of $144 million (rebates and tax incentives brought it down from $154 million). Box-office observers are predicting a wide range for the film's opening performance this weekend — anywhere from $38 million to $50 million

BUT WHY?

now they dont gona fking do a cent of this xD,,,,, hahahahahahahhahaha

China smartly does not want feminism infecting China.

A BIG SPOOKY MISTAKE

In my city Imax early screenings are single digit.

You mean Chinese Taipei.

Nope, but I wish it was.Been seeing advertisement all over for at least 2 weeks.
I wish I was blind....

>Edgey

Chuckles at the retard

Entire WoW MMO was also edited to remove undead and skeletons with spooky scarecrows and the skeleton that shows up when players die was replaced with cliche headstones.

Also they were stuck in the 2nd expansion for like 4 years or some shit because of Chinese corruption between ISPs

because they are ghostphobic. we must fight against china now.
NOW!

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Reeeeeee. Commie get out.

Can any japs redpill me on the chinks?

So when you add distribution and advertising costs, this film will cost them at least $200 million. They'll never turn a profit.

Muh fleedoms.

Honestly its shit
The only one of them that would fit a ghostbusters movie is the blonde one, the rest just... Well they just don't fit it no matter how you look at it.
It would make do just with half man half woman cast or just one woman but no, they had to add a fat girl that would never be able to handle the job and a black girl that act like the biggest nigger there is all of that because STRONG INDEPENDENT WYMYN.

>Everyone is excited for the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot!

So they deliberately made a pro-SJW film that they knew would fail in order to scuttle attempts to make pro-SJW film again in the future?

What does Sony care about SJWs? They're in it to make money, and they'll sell their grandmothers to the devil if it raises Sony's value up a quarter point. I think Sony must be extremely disappointed at GBs failure

Where did you get this idea? You say you work for Sony, but did you read this in internal memos or something? Why would Sony give a shit about feminism in film in the first place?

>greedy like Jews
>lacking empathy like hood niggers
>no manners(piss/shit wherever unless they're from money or live in Hong Kong)
>think they're superior Asians

Taiwanese - brotier
Mainlanders - pic related.

(Not a Jap, just my experiences over here.)

So if the Chinks hate ghost and graves what do they do with their dead?

This desu desu.

They never used to

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sIDCU467dCA

>got goosebumps when the music started

Fuck I'm getting old

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You lose white men.

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You lose SJW cucks

That's pretty horrifying

>BUT WHY?

It doesn't matter why.

If you are dying from a deadly bacterial infection and are given the antibiotic that saves your life, you don't ask why the bacteria have to die so that your life can be spared.

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saved, that was a good read

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Checked, and it is. I have a boss at work who needs to wear what's basically a gas mask every time he goes to Beijing.

Only like 10 foreign films get approved to air in Chinese theaters every year so it's no surprise.

>TFW going to learn Russian instead now.

it was. last time the game felt real and somehow a challenge. hell, all of ToT was top notch compared to the rest of that xpac.

Because their spiritual traditions and superstitions are heavily woven into their culture. Even Maoist Communist couldn't get rid of it, in fact used it.

To the Chinese, the dead are meant to be off in the dead spirit ghost world doing ghost stuff. Probably resting. A ghost on earth would be restless, and a restless ghost would see all the living as a disturbance. So, it would want to harm them by killing them or giving them bad luck.

Luck is VERY important to the Chinese. They put a lot of stake in the concept of fortune and how it affects one's life playing out. That's why they're so fucking crazy about gambling. A movie like that playing in a theater in a Chinese town would give the entire town and maybe even province bad luck and ruin all their lives.

That's why this movie was NEVER going to be released in China. I hope that nobody in Sony actually said "Hey, we're gonna release in China, right?" because that would be dumb as shit. That would be a firing and blackballing move.

Hilarious and also somewhat shocking. I am glad I do not have to deal with Chinese outside of muh vidya, although one did hack my facebook once.

I was offered a job in Shanghai. I turned it down because of the pollution. I had already been working in Jakarta for years and my lungs desperately needed a break, and Shanghai seemed to be among the most polluted cities on Earth.

This movie seems to be so bad that I kinda want to watch it... has anyone even seen it? Should I download it?

>Should I download it?
Checked, and the combined weight of the main cast might break your hard drive.

How could "she" even hide? Behind a barn or something?

Think of it this way. They took the original four male characters, reimagined them as women, and then created a script of rehashed bullshit.

Jupiter might conceal it.

That dude is the best that that dude could ever do. Imagine how their parents feel.

Does chinese have souls, or are they demons who have taken human form ?

Watch a Chinese ghost story (1987) instead. Both 1 and 2 are good.

Never seen 3 or the remakes though

>The Peters?
Would you mind elaborating?

I imagine they gave up a long time ago.

We'll never know for sure.

this.

Look at it this way; giving up was probably the best thing they ever did.

If they hadn't given up, they'd have to work out and be careful what they eat and work on socializing with others.

Now, they can sit in their filthy unkempt room, browsing trap and furry porn, stuffing their faces, and secretly hating each other for being the best they can do.

True. China is what supports most of the garbage movies the US now suffers through.

"OH HO HO, FAST SPEED CAR, PAUR WAUKER, ZHOOM ZHOOM HAHAHA" ::eats a dog::

>they are doing everything they can to fucking tank it.

I want and saw a movie last weekend and every employee was wearing a Ghostbusters hat/shirt, and there posters everywhere. It even tainted the brief period when I watch ZIP! before going top work

their culture is very different

Ya they hang mirrors outside their houses to reflect ghost away cracked me up as a kid that adults could think this way

so majestic

I didn't know they made remakes of those films until went looking for a YouTube clip today

>So they deliberately made a pro-SJW film that they knew would fail in order to scuttle attempts to make pro-SJW film again in the future?
It's make sense.
They make a bad insanely cringey movie with horrible PR.
So when it fails they say 'We honestly tried to deliver, but the world is not ready yet'.

Seriously, imagine having that turd invade the waifu morning show

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I loved living in the yunnan province. The sun shone every day, and everyone waved and said "hello!" The western infection has even reached the hinterlands out there, though. In the tiny town in which I lived, there was a wallmart and kfc, as well as McDonald's.

>Truth is now edgy

Kazzak in Stormwind is much funnier.

What is a story behind this?

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You know in your heart that kid would have grown up to be the next Hitler.

Whew lads.

If you want a good Chinese film try Shennu with Ruan Lingyu or Infernal Affairs.

yeah thank god for chinks' inability to feel emotion

What was their crime?

>Everyone except the Sony executive board in neighboring Japan
Sony Pictures executive board is in the US and mostly staffed with middle aged jews.
Haven't you read the sony leaks?
It's a bunch of old kikes who are completely disconnected from reality and get their news from buzzfeed and breakfast television.

Drug runners. Still happens to this day, maybe not quite as public but they execute drug peddlers.