Kick Off: 20:00 GMT
>De Gea, Smalling, Jones, Valencia, Shaw, Matic, Pogba, Mata, Lingard, Lukaku, Martial.
Subs: Pereira, Lindelof, Rojo, Rashford, Herrera, McTominay, Fellaini.
>Butland, Bauer, Zouma, Martins-Indi, Tymon, Ireland, Allen, Shaqiri, Fletcher, Crouch, Choupo-Moting.
Subs: Grant, Wimmer, Afellay, Adam, Diouf, Sobhi, Edwards.
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>yuo know de gey
>de gay
why isn't sanchez starting
Lads..
LADS..
No Mkhi in the squad.
*dabs assistingly*
>two dullest teams in the prem
so excited for this match... not
>Stephen Ireland still exists
>Stevie Ireland is still alive
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Fuck off mate.
*dabs*
>inb4 "exciting" 0-0 draw
It's not fair. Stoke have a new manager so their players will be trying extra hard tonight. Why is the league so ABU now?
*dabs suggestively*
absolute squid
Valencia is back boys!
Lads, what are you going to do instead of watching this shitfest?
Seriously don't waste your time. Read a book or something.
>Lambert
Doubt it.
This. They should stop being fedora edgelords and just let the greatest team ever win instead of that tryhard shit.
Let's be honest lads, this is gonna be a 1-0 Lukaku tap in in the 82nd minute.
not going to watch the match but still going to post here about it and green text all the same things as everyone else
there can only be one MOTM
Lads help me settle this argument. Who's more shit:
Pookaku or Moorata?
Mocaca
Moorata and it's not even close
Pookaku, at least Morata has the movement to create chances before he fluffs them, Pookaku just stands and waits for his team to do shit and then chokes
Hopefully United score early so Stoke have to try and actually score. Otherwise this might not be the most exciting match...
Right now.
Morata
>tf
>tp
It's actually completely the other way around, Jeff.
You clearly haven't been watching United for the last month
Based GOALposter
oh wow a septic tank who knows absolutely fuck all about what he's talking about but still speaks about it with 100% confidence
Can Mouyes do it ion a cold windy night against Stoke?
Yes. Stoke are unbelieveably shit.
And they just hired Paul Lambert, of all people.
Tbh I never watch United so I'm talking out of my ass about Lukaku but you can't deny Morata has good movement
Kys
I don't know man. I've got a feeling that the newly-appointed-manager meme is going to play a part tonight
what's so bad about Paul Lambert?
has never been relegated. saved Wolves and Blackburn from relegation in short time spans.
seems a decent appointment in all honesty
The problem is that Morata is better off the ball than on the ball. Spanish Dele Alli minus the leg-breakers.
He only never got relegated because Villa sacked him the last time he managed in the Premier League.
Up until that point, his team (with Benteke and Delph still in it) scored only like 13 goals in 25 games.
Maybe he's still good enough to do the job but I'd take Flores over him any day of the week.
was probably going to relegate villa before being sacked, though
i don't think he's an absolutely terrible manager, better than pardew for example
Is Alexis Sanchez even better than Jesse Lingard?
Because he has been pretty shit, Arsenal can have him for Sanchez
He has had one good job (Norwich)
Outside of that his career record is pretty bad
nah
>better than Lingard
Does such a thing exist?
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What r/gonewild slut is this?
Where's the phallus?
>No penis
Fuck off with this cis bullshit
Time for the next stop in Mourinho's living hell
> MATCHDAY'S MY FAVOURITE DAY
Love this commercial - don't even know what gamble site they do it for.
>McTominay
Why does Mourinho keep trying to play this shitter. He will never amount to anything. Worse than Tom Cleverly.
how is it bad?
done well at wycombe, done well at colchester, done well norwich
brought in at blackburn to save them from relegation, achieved. brought in at wolves to save them from relegation, done it.
you cant possibly describe that as pretty bad, thats just nonsense
It's always Paddy Power that does annoying "top lad banter" adverts.
Hey guys make sure you remember to send some abuse to Di Maria today
It's ok though because McTominay is used as a squad player but Cleverly started in Manc derbies
Why is sp so heterophobic?
WHO /LIVERPOOL/ HERE?
he's tall
IT WAS HIS TURN!!!! REEEEEE, THIS IS MOURINHO'S SPECIAL SECOND SEASON!!
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Because /fit/.
The Total Eclipse of The Heart one was alright, but yeah most of them are shit. The annoying thing is they're always on so they end up even more grating
Who /ABU Alliance/ here?
Report in lads
>Pogba playing on the right of a 2 rather than the left of a 3
Smfh
Stupid monkey
/Spurs/ here la'
Implying I made the thread, retarded paki
>cold rainy monday night in manchester
can stoke do it lads?
Oh lawd
remember when man u was the best team of europe??
you now remember Peter Crunch
>empty seats at old toilet
so this is the magic of mourinho?
Manure Shitball Cunt.
>linking a thread that was made AFTER this thread
Dumb fucking chimp.
Here for my man Valencia, la.
>linking another man's thread
C U C K
pure eloquence
>all those empty seats
wew
When?
I never forgot him
cast aside by england too soon
>Ireland
>Mata
Is this /ynr elite CAMs/ - the game?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MY BET'S GONNA COME IN AN AWL
I'm on a bicycle.
Why are United fans observing a 90 minute silence?
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Right here, la.
STREAM WHERE!?
you now remeber Saido Berahino
Martial should be banned for diving, he falls down about 2 seconds after contact ends
Me as well. I love cycling.
Clear penalty. Definitely won't make the end of season ABU collage.
here croatbro
>diving already
disgusting desu
Post-Fergie ABU refs continue. Glorious
watchu eating
>Last night Liverpool vs City was an amazing, exciting match between 2 quality teams
>Tonight we're stuck with Mouyes vs Stoke
Kill me