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pseudoscorpion edition

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>nearly november

oh my...

Got called a racist in Harry Gow's

Alan is my role model

if you don't work in the private sector you're essentially nothing but a sniveling little runt simple as

lads
literally know (and regularly speak to) the UK liaison to NATO

ama

Bowling

Got called Harry at the races

Fuck off actual nonce

don't work

genuinely cant apply to any decent jobs because the 500 stage interview process gives me anxiety

just move to thailand and date prostitutes then

simple as

I really think there’s a lot of good lads in Africa like the rangers who try and stop the ivory poachers

It’s such a shame that the mutts in the West destroy their image world wide

so fucking tired but i dont want to go to bed because then i have to wake up to my alarm for toil

Opened up a bakery in a jungle

It's full of gibbuns!

is he a good lad?

capitalism is a cancer

i say this as a rorke

private sector is essentially government funded though moreso after the financial crash

does she always have that vacant dull expression on her face?

pay

up

is this meme our only breakout gimmick on reddit?
would love to see their reaction to alan or poo posting

how 2 pass fast stream video interview lads?

the gf

Fucking kill yourself

JANNY

"Rape someone" should be on every man's bucket list

lads

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wouldnt mind snapping her neck

love Aisha me
she and I are moving to singapore where I'll be the next /brit/ expat personality

got the image off of Sup Forums my darling

gingers have no soul

you wanna do what my wageman neighbour does and go to bed at 9pm. Gets up nice and slowly at like 5am, has hours to chill out before work.

wish i could be a massive slag

>you work all day so i don't have to
sums up communism nicely

Moving to Australia lads

yeh he's alright
really stressed out right now dealing with both the EU and Trump at the same time though

why does london flag look like england flag when english are a minority in london

what does she need all that money for, Marfan Syndrome is treated for free on the NHS

that lad has bad gyno

Sounds horrid, would rather have loads of free time after work

i've attempted the driving theory test 14 times and failed each time

he has two fists doesn't he???

get over it

This whole "my anxiety wont let me [x]" thing is just a bunch of people giving up on anything that makes them a bit nervous instead of sacking up and doing it anyway like everyone has had to do throughout history to get out societies anywhere at all. Everyone has always felt anxiety about such matters but sometime relatively recently it became socially acceptable to be nothing because you were scared of trying. Sack up

pahhahahaha fucking rekt. stupid aussie cunt fuck off to your own general

have it on good authority rosy is a virgin.

Thanks for all the info in the previous thread about "the civil service"
I've made a few calls and called in some favours and long story short I'm starting at 08:00 today.
Thanks again lads, I couldn't of done it without you all.

Why do lefties think Malthus has been debunked? Africa exists.

Nothing in life is ever as big of a deal as you think it is

Are you mentally deficient lad, a Forrest Gump type perhaps?

>A global survey completed by more than 22,700 members of online dating site Saucy Dates has rated New Zealand men as the world's worst lovers, while Australian, South African and American men have come out on top.

>According to the Daily Mail, members were first asked to rank the last person they slept with from 0 (worst ever) to 10 (best ever), and then reveal which country their lover had hailed from.

>Those surveyed gave Kiwi guys a rating of 4 out of 10, well below men from the United Kingdom who were the next lowest with a 6/10

Jealous, boys? Kek

left sixth form and life is now incredibly dull. I am also regressing in social skills

i literally cannot fall asleep before 12:00 unless i am very, very, very, very tired

did you post earlier this year about going for a test

GOING TO BED

impossible.

literally how? all I had to do for the theory part was do two 6 hour classes over a weekend and answer a 30 question test afterwards

If you got up at 5am you'd be pretty tired by 9pm.

How are you so shit?

Well done NZ

Well done

Moving to Canada lads

really doubt this

good to know if i ever have sex ill be good at it

*punches everyone on /brit/*

'Sheed

what do you do now?

might roll a spliff

Not possible unless you are a real life spastic

People with an IQ of 80 or less do that test

stopped taking an anti-psychotic and i cannot sleep to save my life

pretty sure

This
Mental illness is a marketing tool.

Mashallah brother

drug fiend

whites only job opportunities WHEN?

Moving to New York lads

Where to get a cute jap/korean gf?

#1

come to halifax if you want a bashing

>members were first asked to rank the last person they slept with from 0 (worst ever) to 10 (best ever), and then reveal which country their lover had hailed from.
SCIENCE

Wasn't India at seven? Really makes ya think.

anti-psychotics exist to make you pay money to pass out and retain water

50 years ago in south africa

how's it foing

...

because its actually the city of London flag which in terms of immigration levels is quite different to greater London. Its also the part which prevents the entire country becoming a third world shithole like Belarus, Macedonia or cornwall

Not gay m8. Moving to Vancouver to take a stand against the Chinese.

Moving to New York CITY. Not the state but the city

life's been shite since i left secondary desu, sixth form was pointless and i've been a wageslage since 18

Really good post, well done yank

i thought posting pseudoscorpion wasn't permited

smells like updog in here

nearly spat my beer

Also

>asking women

unironically nowhere in the uk
you have to move there
and be able to speak the language vast majority of japs are shit at english

i've never heard of updog, would you mind explaining?

>LE CORNWALL IS THIRD WORLD MAYMAY

umm sorry sweetie your memes are outdated x

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what does "updog" refer to?

not much what's up with you

>Not gay m8. Moving to Vancouver
hahahaha

Someone shoop brendan frasers face into this lmao

>'Are you going to blow us up?'

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shall be departing for my exam shortly