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the so-called girlfriend edition

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anime

How does she sit in chairs?

unironically my gf

thicc

Remember when black people tried to do their own "The Inbetweeners"

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Yes it's been one of the best holidays of my life

by conforming to its shape

'f

need a job

met a cute wheelchair girl at a conference this weekend

good lad, nowt better than a good holiday

Do NOT under ANY circumstances reply to this post

Looks great! Me and my wife's son are definitely going to enjoy this

if you reply to this post you will die in your sleep tonight

Great show, good story arc and colourful characterisation

Yeah I am dickhead

All my vape juice just fucking spilled everywhere now I’m fucked no nicotine and it’s 1:36 might do the old cide

WAHEYYYYYY

i'm replying to the post super ironically you guys
hahaha REPLYING haha

i win

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she is the chair

or you could quit

FUCKING HELL.

watched about 2 minutes of this and it's fucking hilarious

>15 days a year
:X

why is there a black man

Might try the kray twins cigarette trick on the next wog I see

"Cmere woggie woggieee got a ciggie for ya wogboi"
*WHAM*
*SMACK*
*HEEM*

Heh...

sounds like an interesting journey. probably not a thing in Britain
guessing you make decent money, quite jelly

>17yo
>all look like their in their early 30s

lmao fucking niggers

>8*365/24 = 121.7 days a year
hahahaha

who /pastyskinnyfatvirgin/ here?

Jelly pubeless white bois don't hit puberty at 10 like us nubian warrior kangz

basically me

They're actors mate. It's not real.

Climbing the fucking walls

Need nicotine I’m gonna rummage through my garden for old fag ends

alri, nigger

most actors that play teenagers are in their 20s or sometimes early 30s

Chew some wood ya wee scamp

is that why I see homeless people picking up cigs
you smokers are fucked

found this portrait of god
what a runt lmao

bit sad how all the rorkes got assblasted about it

are there no shops open at all

Nicotine addiction is no joke

Going to ask to a girl in Tinder to eat my kosher baguette

HVAC is actually a pretty good field to work in 2bh

Solid pay, room to grow up to your own company, your coworkers are usually pretty cool, your bosses are mostly oldschool and easy to get along with, power tools, cranes, trucks, lots of controlled fire stuff, get to go places other people arent allowed to

So why don't they get ones that actually look in the age range they'r playing

Substitute it for another addictive behaviour right now

Make yourself 20 cups of tea lad and start chugging

because you touch yourself at night

Will never meet a girl like her ever again simple as

this isn't a thing here
wages in Britain are also 3x lower than in the US

britain is shit and I wouldn't want to do any manual labour in it. bad reputation and stigma

Why is it sad? There's probably a very good reason it's not been picked up by any TV network, you insidious paki cunt

Been wanking so often and with such ferocity that ive got a few scabs on the ol' knob now

I'm in

on the 'n

I was joking when I said it was hilarious mate.

Not sure how big the market for that kinda stuff is in the UK desu, I mean I suppose office buildings and places like that have air con so maybe some demand

so.... what you lads vaping tonight?

its funnier than the inbetweeners for a start, its got that peng urban mandem humour instead of just awkward gimmicks like the inbetweeners had

Greater London

>britain is shit

fuck off to europe then runt

...

when i was about 10 or 11 i'd wank with my knob out through the zip of my trousers, and got a nasty scab on me knob from repeated rubbing against it. one day mam walked in on me having one off the wrist and i said i was just looking at the scab and wondering what was up with it. wound up with a doctor looking at my knob. reckon he had an idea what was going on.

WTF??

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poundlands finest

In the virgin single seat lads

>macedonia is UK
Lol

This is the luxemburgian century

I for one accept our flemish overlords

opposite day

>its funnier than the inbetweeners for a start
Based off an eight minute clip?

That guy is built like a brick shithole and looks like a caveman

how do I achieve this look?

DIRE STATE of affairs

its skilled labor, you go to school for it

I figured you guys would have lots of demand for heating equipment at least

Today I showed up at 8, drove a truck around listening to elliot in the morning, picked up equipment for a job we were starting, talked some shit with the guys at the supply house for a bit, hung around the shop and talked to the guys there for a while, drove the truck to the job, did the rigging for the crane and gave crane commands for a while we put the new equipment on the roof of the job site, installed the equipment in a couple hours and got off before rush hour traffic to smoke a bit and drink a few beers. Made a bunch of money, got off in time to relax before the gf gets home, I'm lovin it.

TFW NO BEAUTIFUL INDIAN WIFE WITH WHICH TO MAKE HALF-INDIAN CHILDREN

Cannæ vape that pound world shite unless I'm stuck, gives nasty mouth ulcers

Luxembourg, Russia and Macedonia of all places

business idea: nicotine but not addictive

the inbetweeners isnt funny its shit, its only slightly better than friends and the big bang theory which are both shit

>no tweets since april

Dead

...

America is nice to work in
Britain is just shitty grotty flats, chav deano colleagues with their feet up in the van, ugly grim streets

is this you?

listening to Cocteau Twins

real nigga hours
fake niggas gtfo

Ship runs aground and says
"have I hit something?"
a small voice from below says
"Yes I'm shore!"

Thanks for the good image. No wonder the Dutch are all 6 feet tall+. Life is good.

Good lad

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Weird how tradie culture is so different in the US

All tradesmen in Ireland an the UK are violent Neanderthals

Yes, and?

Stay away from my land you grimy limey

Yes, The Inbetweeners was a bit shit and is vastly overrated, but that still doesn't really answer the question seeing as you've only seen an 8 minute clip of this nigger version

This cunt with the pass is a paki, so no

North America is just pleasant to live in. Nice place

Britain is grim, grotty. Its had its time. Needs to be nuked now.

i went to naoshima
how many days did you know the girl

I'm coming to brisbane, and I'm gonna fuck up EVERYTHING in brisbane

Watch out lads, poster below me is a CERTIFIED YANK

just binge-watched two episodes of the latest netflix show lads

love binge-watching things me

We went out twice

>This cunt with the pass is a paki,

you keep telling yourself that

don't compare friends and big bang theory. friends was quality, overrated, but still good

Rick and morty yank consumerist brain drain

YAAAS QWEEN