Would you date an American boy

Would you date an American boy..

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yes!

nah I prefer white boys

hey babe

I prefer boys who aren't rude

Gaysex...

hey babs :) how was your day?

I got a higher score on my exam than I thought I would. I was really happy

How was yours? Has gayrista done anything else?

Depends. Are you cute?

I think I am!

Then yes I would touch your bum.

this morning commute was great. ended up sitting next or near all four of my cuties on the train. it was magical! and had to walk a lot in the sun today. felt lightheaded a lot and had to had a few breaks

>Has gayrista done anything else?
i saw him three times today. we small talked a bit and he was like you always order something different each time and laugh :D

>I got a higher score on my exam
yeys! smart Conway!

Yes, yes I would!

>Faggots always talking about how much they like boys
>all posting pictures of girls
Bros, what the fuck are you doing? Trying to convince yourself that you're gay to flirt with other fags online as a replacement for real human contact?

>my cuties
What did he mean by this?

ooh, i didn't know about the qts on the train

>i saw him three times today. we small talked a bit and he was like you always order something different each time and laugh :D
he wants the D

:3

The pics I have of boys are too lewd tho

Yeah, and you make them as girly as possible. Why? Probably:
>Trying to convince yourself that you're gay to flirt with other fags online as a replacement for real human contact?

i have cuties. tahts what i meant

Dude chill we're just having fun here.

A-are they just girls you stalk? Or do you have a real life h-harem?

That's because being feminized is my fetish...
I don't like regular girls! Only boys who look like girls, and girls who act like boys!

>I don't like regular girls!
You're just telling yourself that. You like regular girls.

Specifically, I only like ultra-tomboys who are into military weaponry and would be willing to peg me with a strap-on.
Is that regular?

did your outfit every arrived yet? :o

>ooh, i didn't know about the qts on the train
just eye candy mainly. only talked to one of them before unfortunately ;__;

>he wants the D
it was very hot today and he was in shorts

>girls

yeah, I've already used it. He really liked it

>it was very hot today and he was in shorts
hot

I think it's starting to get cold here. It was around 70 earlier

T-true... b-but when people talk like that, they are usually referring to r-roasties... and cute boys are rare in real life...

Bro.

how many times did you used it already :o

it was 104 over here and everyone giving one last hurrah. are you ready for the snow?

n-not in my real life

You're lucky, user! How cute are they?

>implying I get snow
I used it for the first time on Friday, that was it really

I get really sore if we do it too often

they all look and act like nice boys. two are my height, other two are talller. kind looking faces.

you'll see snow when you see Paha during winter break?

>I used it for the first time on Friday
weekly friday routine commences

No, dating is scary. But would befriend maybe.

>you'll see snow when you see Paha during winter break?
oh, I was joking about that lol

>weekly friday routine commences
It's usually on a Saturday so we can make sure that we annoy the neighbors. I had Fall Break on Thursday and Friday

>befriend
Maybe if you'd stop being mean to me

Do American boys care about smoking?

tobacco is for degenerates

i was tricked ;___;

>we annoy the neighbors
how annoyed do they get

I'll take my business elsewhere then.

>how annoyed do they get
idk, I don't talk to them

I meant in general, not like I was referring to you or anything.

they are very annoyed then!

rude...

I hope so

Sorry I'm not good at social interactions.

I still like you

>tfw no backwoods Louisiana bf

Y-you too

I live in Arkansas...

I fucking love cigars, and only at my waifu's request would I ever give them up.

This is my waifu. Say something nice about her.

Smug af

Thanks, Brunei-chan!

No, because I don't like FAT boys.

Too bad since you don't have a say in it, you cock hungry fag

Don't call me that.

homo-posters are girls larping as boys

t. butt slut

Why did Sup Forums ended up being a board full of gay anime ERP users?

My peepee gets hard because you post cute anime girls and write cute but then my peepee becomes soft because you are a boy :)

Cos of 'them'

The only thing fat are our cocks, finnslut.

Stop! You're making me feel weird!

Don't talk about cocks! I can't control myself if you do!

A veiny, throbbing cock! Oozing with pre all thanks to you

You want a 145lb American boy to shove his 8 inch cock down your Finnish throat don't you, cumslut?

as always post lips

Stop!

What if all the boys in this thread started grinding against you in the sauna while spanking your ass with that weird leaf thing, would the smell of our cocks and boyish musk overload your fragile little brain?
I bet your breath smells like a mix of finlandia and hot, sticky cum.

A fat cock right in front of you, just above your face! You can practically feel the heat and smell the musk of it. It's twitching and a little drop of pre is forming on the tip

Too lewd! I repeat, too lewd!

Imagine he makes you press your tongue right under the head of his cock, and stroke it with both hands while looking up into his eyes. Knowing that eventually his big warm balls are going to shoot 5 thick ropes of hot cum right into you girly mouth.

...

Cease and desist from anime posting at once!
Or I'll smack your bottom

Just wrote that cock thing as a joke, haha!

My fortress palisades are impregnable, knave.
Write more jokes, haha!

What should I joke about though? Give me an idea!

We could make more jokes about how all finnposters want to lap up cum from a dog bowl?

My well of jokes has run dry plus I cannot into boy jokes.

Finboys just want to flirt and tease

W-what? No!

>faggots gay roleplaying
kys

Just admit you want to spend the night with another boy in a zipped up sleeping bag, with the tips of your noses rubbing together, and your lips so close you can almost feel his touching yours

>no American boi on vacation to the UAE so I could do blasphemy with

>literally trying to get someone stoned to death

It's not like I'm going to do it in public

Besides, they don't stone or do similar stuff because that would harm their tourist industries

Do sissies in UAE wear hijabs?

Yeah until they get dragged across the boarder and made and example of.

Don't you touch my countrymen.

Don't know

No, I will get an American to fuck my boipussy

Will you really? What are the chances?

what do you look like

0%

Since I'm a neet in a wealthy family

> I've already used it
Hurry up and give me pictures!
You promised you would!

Yes, if they're cute and don't post Aqua

how wealthy?

>ugly lankey men roleplaying with anime pictures
To believe that your parents wasted time and effort to birth and raise you degenerates.

Fug me frog-kun.
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>lankey
>not obese

They bought me a gaming laptop

Have 4 cars

2 of them are Mercedes 1 is a range rover and 1 is a GMC

Have a house near dubai mall
Houses there are expensive

If they're not too loud then sure.

Are you cute?
Would you be willing to fly to New Zealand and marry to become a citizen and live in luxury with your husband?
Asking for a friend...

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>inb4 fag gold diggers get stoned to death