Christianity General

I will politely refrain from making Catholics produce copious amounts of salt this time. At least for the OP.

How do I get into Christianity? I was raised atheist and it all seems like bs to me, but Christianity seems to be vital to anti Degeneracy of which I am a strong supporter. I believe in God, but I don't buy the whole Jesus thing.

Perhaps your faith will grow. If your not anti social the best place to start would to be to go to a church service. The exact type doesn't really matter if your just starting. You also can talk to a pastor at your local church if you have questions Sup Forums isn't qualified to answer.

>trip and spilled the holy water
>tfw everyone tries to pick me up and tell me its ok
>tfw almost not embarrassed
I cringe every time i think of that

Even if you don't believe theres alot of messages to be gained from reading the bible user

My friend once walk the wrong way and all around the Church when bringing up the gifts (bread and wine)
its really not as bad as you think

Tfw my great grandpa was a minister and I'm probably a huge disappointment to him. Tfw he had a stroke before I was born so I could never properly talk to him about important stuff. I've been thinking about going to a church, but I really can't stand sitting still for that long. And besides I'd be embarrassed for my parents to find out. It's a sticky situation.
I definitely agree with that. I need to start reading it.

Don't seem like very good parents desu

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>liberals
>not so good
Go figure. They did very well in lots of aspects and I know they did the best they could, but they're not perfect. I'm trying to fill in the missing pieces.

>TFW some has the same filename as yours
I feel famous.

Start by reading the bible. If you study it thoroughly you will find that it is has alternative answers to whatever prevailing theory the left wing scientist are currently circle jerking about.

good
now post more christ chan

Okay I'll dumb my whole folder.

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Is this one supposed to be sexual?

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That's all of them.