I need a fucking boyfriend

I need a fucking boyfriend.

If I build a sauna will it attract finnish boys?

me too
i need warm smooth bf to gently hug him at cold nights
>tfw ywn wake up from blowjob

Good bfs should also kneel under their boyfriends's desk and deepthroat his cock while he talks to he shitposts.

Is there a form I can fill out to apply for the position?

So go get one.

Numale faggot.

...

I don't need one anymore.

I need a Russian gf.

I NEED blonde russian twink bf in my life

don't be a fag

Who here would like a
/tallpalehairybigdickedguy/?

t. baldie

Is that a yes?

too much of an age gap, gramps

>tfw just turned 27
Posting from my coffin

>blonde russian twink
rare af

might as well admit yourself to the local old people home

>tfw no green eyed blonde haired peruvian astronaut twink qt

how old r u?

Come on now, you have like billion people :3

I'm natural blond, but my eyes are about the same as yours.

old enough to drive a car

Does anyone want to be my bf?

reminder that you fags will never achieve happiness

...

No, you're too high.

Boyfriend?

i wish i was blonde like when i was 7 but im dirty brown

Implying you're happy
Ooh me

>tfw no assertive, dominating, shit-testing, emotionally distant Russian gf

>Ooh me
Yes, it looks fucked.

I'm 168cm :0

>Dutch manlet
Wtf?

you're lying to me

b-but at least there is still some hope left for me

it's on the bottom of this box I swear

>tfw no psychopathic blood fetish violent dominant dickgirl that only lets you live because you keep her boipucci seeded

I'm half SEA half Dutch :0

>tfw no joy

Let me smash the bottom of your box we can be happy together

5'7 and 200lbs
though the fat's all in the butt and face

heh

Want to go to the gym?
I can help you shape up the butt and thighs so you can be my personal fucktoy that I can use after gym sessions.

you should learn to cherish the simple things in life

>Mfw no plush bottom
My genes have cursed me with the flattest of asses
I have a negative ass.

hello Dennis Vermijn

Homosexuals using anime avatars on Sup Forums? Not a fan.

172 / 51 fatman here AMA

>tfw no bald head bf

...

...

Sure.

I have a home gym but it's not complete. My anatomy's pretty weird, like I'm that fat but my thighs are pro cyclist-tier and my legs look chiseled

...perhaps compensated by a big *member*?

nah not a fan

He's as light as a feather, you could probably pick him up with one hand.

i can't i'm not strong desu

Really he weighs like 45 kg or something. Let's ask him.

Hey Dennis, how much do you weigh nowadays?

Only if he has superior Flemish blood.

>dsl
yup, indonesian genes coming through

Naah, he's from above the Moerdijk a.k.a. H*lland

>Mfw no massive dick to compensate for my lack of ass

I dont fugg girls that's gay

I feel like a bit of an asshole now tbqh

sorry Dennis I'll leave you alone

i weight 51 and it's mostly fat so prolly no

...

hot

I think you are too addicted to anime. If you let go of it, you will return back to normal

I need skinny Russian dick asap!

Who comfy post jacuzzi post right now?

reminder

don't be a Birry, bin that anime

I need a fucking girlfriend.
Preferably one without a load of emotional problems.

>girl
>no terrifying mountain of skeletons and emotional problems in her closet
You can only choose one lad

I want a friend even though I'm perfectly fine being alone.