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When the revolution comes edition.

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this time 100 years ago we were heeming german runts to fuck for the first time lads

Little bit early, but I'll let it slide this time. Just don't let it happen again okay?

>first time
wew lad. Kicking in German teeth is a European tradition dating over a thousand years. Respect your elders.

tfw you upset the entire general by saying the ottomans were good

Going to have a child in about 8 months
Feels surreal

What was the Chrimea war about?

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but nobody replied to you

haha glad im not you, fuck

still time to grab the coathanger kid

good news, my girlfriends also having a child

late to the party but partied hard

Delete this, mate

might be stillborn/SIDS/miscarriage still
plenty of time

its not about the money
its about the message

literally have no clue how to meet women.

how does it happen?

did you have to tip your gf when you found out?

RIP you desu lad

everything is about the money

actually its customary for the woman to tip the man when she finds out

imagine a world populated only by Muslims. Literally paradise.

As the other user said, she had to tip me for fertilizing her egg

Imagine having a retarded child. You thought you were gunna raise a little you, teach it the ways of the world and life and you just sit their caring for an animated vegetable until you die.

⭐⭐⭐

hate work I HATE IT

Will try to convince the gf to get an abortion if the kid has a deformity. Don't want to deal with having a retarded kid.

haha good thing im a permavirgin

There's countries like that.

Imagine having a chonposting child. You thought you were gunna raise a little you, teach it the ways of the world and life and you just sit their caring for a basement dwelling neckbeard until you die.

>walk outside
>look for a girl
>follow her until you encounter a non-white (best ones are blacks and pakis)
>wait for him to approach the girl
>grab pout your katana and teleport behind him
>kill him with one lethal cut
>tip your hat to the girl and say it was your honour to defend such a pretty lady

Congratulations lad. Wish you the best with it. Fingers crossed it's not retarded haha.

>tfw the gf came to me a month ago concerned she may be pregnant

honestly had a heart attack and was ready to organise the abortion pill desu hahaha

Britain as a rule has been far too merciful to the German

/qa/ is a shit board

yeah but not worlds

funny how a christian board like Sup Forums is so in favour of abortion

Parents didn't let me have friends over and didn't let me hang out with my friends after school, so I had no choice

itll be over soon
stiff upper lip, right?

>animated vegetable

racist

*slips willy out of his fly and lets it flop on your shoulder*
Howdy!

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ah yes

>didn't let me hang out with my friends after school

for what reason?

Fully support all efforts in Germany to take in more Muslims. NOT the biggest fan of Muslims, but I HATE Germans.

>funny how a christian board like Sup Forums is so in favour of abortion

good lad xxx

If the universe is infinite and there's also infinite parallel universes then there almost certainly are. Yet none of them are paradise because that's a contradiction in terms.

Reminiscing about my old gaming friends, lads. I miss them, they felt more like real friends than a lot of my real friends

yes but the whitey and the jew keep fucking it up for Muslim nations. When nobody else exists but the Muslim there will be peace on Earth.

gentle reminder yanks pronounce moscow as moss cow

what game lad

Because my brother who's 6 years older than me smoked the devil's lettuce and had premarital sex when he was in high school and they wanted me to be a good Christian boy.

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Unless you're gay, like a beer, a woman, etc. etc.

until the more radical sects start exterminating the ones not honoring the koran the way they see fit

i used to think it was strange that we learned about gender roles and multiculturalism in german class in high school but it makes sense now

Thoughts on Americans who fancy themselves vikings, anglo-saxons, or any other manly European historical faction?

Australia seems like the UK but with banter turned up to 11. Mad place haha.

adriana chechik desu

inshallah brother. durka durka, muhummad jihad

30s: Mosley and fascism
40s: Nazi bombing the country
50s: Racist imperialism
60s: Racist Enoch Powell and his Rivers of Blood
70s: The National Front on the march
80s: Far-right Thatcher destroying the country
90s: Skinheads
00s: The BNP on the rise
10s: UKIP, Brexit, xenophobia and austerity

All kinds. We all met on a HL2 mod. We were pretty big into GMOD and Killing Floor for a while

people that defend keeping retarded babies and not aborting them, automatically have their opinions discarded

how do you say it? Moose cow? Moe's cow?

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howling at the the air force and their Anime swords desu

20s: holograph gfs for everyone, world peace achieved

moss-co

Unironically this desu
I think my girlfriend feels the same way but I don't really want to imply that the fetus growing inside of her could be retarded by asking what we'd do if it was

misogynist

haha is this real

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meme magic

(+_+)O:-)
lads haha

oh. that makes sense

100% Yank autism

>his military doesn't give out anime swords
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Thank you for your service Sgt Hernandez, God bless

LOVE having a fat face and skinny neck

haha god I wish it weren't

Why is the sword SO BIG?!

theorum: most of us could become normies if we just started lifting

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/fit/ disproves said theorem

you JUST know

have you tried killing a dragon with a small sword

i would have to eat an almost legendary amount of food to put on any weight

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not motivated at all

would rather rot into nothing

Oh no nonononononono... HAHA!

so they can slay the enemies of America. It really looks like the sort of thing North korea hands out desu

point taken.

Congratulations, man.

Might have to pay when holding it, or does your health insurance cover it

chair force has plenty of time on their hands to do this meme shit

Yeah but then these guys have little shrimp dick swords. Are they not in the order yet?