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>The MMA Hour - 01/15/18
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>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/15/18
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>Josh Barnett doesn't trust USADA and won't settle, expects four-year suspension
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>Georges St-Pierre coach: 'Truth is no one knows' if he'll fight again, stomach disease big concern
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/coach-john-danaher-no-one-knows-georges-st-pierre-next-fight-ufc

>Kyra Gracie Announces Women-Only Jiu-Jitsu Tournament
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>Scott Askham set for debut against Michal Materla at KSW 42
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Have a great day everyone. Fight week hype!

This is the thread

THIS IS """DE""""""" THREAD BUDDEH
THERES /OURGIRL/

I choose this thread

>mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-josh-barnett-usada-settlement-four-year-suspension


why the fuck would they settle? He is a disgrace

You know what's up

I haven't heard screeching in awhile when is Ladd fighting again

Thank You!

Brendan Bless Aspen Ladd!

Reminder:

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Going about 15% btw

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what's your favorite mma related podcast?

mine's Tigerbelly

Francis is going to get deleted and the will move back to France after he learns how Vegas treats losers

Smith doesn't do nearly enough hiking in the woods there is no way her cardio can compete

you sure you want to be on a heem poster people laugh at for the next 5 years?

TKO(screams)

Francis was eating jabs from Blaydes, Overeem will KO him for sure!

every place I go to goes to shit when I get there

I almost feel responsible for the degrading of /heem/ since I have come. I don't post much so its not that I'm causing it. I may be such a strong indicator that the quality is going to drop from that point on that I'd wear an indicator that I started lurking wherever as a sign of the end for those that posted and lurked before I came

his boxing is shit and Stipe is a bad dude

Are you the spammer

yes

The UFC playing up Overheem as an amazing striker while hes spamming those God awful overhand rights will never stop being funny

Overeem's scar is pretty badass

Why didn't he keep the chin tucked?

Well we now know FOR SURE who is winning the LHW fight

>Overeem isn't an amazing striker
He was good enough to rock your boy Stipe. Ngannou already told you kid, "When I connect, you know what happens."

if Ngannou gets KOed will cuckposting go with him? If so I'm rooting for Stipe

This picture gave me a boner.

No doubt about it

my man

DCTE

gonna take it EZ

this is just a replay of Rumble vs DC

I want Jon Jones back he and DC always have the best fight build ups

The h8rs are the ones cuckposting my guy. When Ngannou wins, they will be forever silenced

t h8r

Oooz will tap faster than Crumble

Should I go to a Gracie Barra gym or one that isn't related to the Gracie's? These Hue influenced gyms seem tight up the ass with their rules

DC should just go bald. His hair looks like pencil smudges.

Just do the tenth planet meme

>Mfw Stipe's wife is named Ryan

>youtube.com/watch?v=4wW5Gm4rF8A

if Frankie beats Max is he GOAT?

>thread wars

its not a war if its all of heem vs 1 sperg bumping his thread

to spain in de other thread: only to (u) cause I think its funny

>teleports behind you
>breaks your legs
>slithers mouth up to your ear
>whispers gently
heh. nothing personal, kiddo
>pees sweatpants

>Lost to Aldo twice
>GOAT

what will heem be like in the year 2020?

DC said this is his last year fighting

is he just going to fight Gus then Jones again and retire?

oh no don't talk a screenshot of me predicting something wrong anonymously and add it to your collection of obsession, please don't.

I just finished that podcast. His voice and stories are kino, he kept making Rogan feel dumb explaining jiu jitsu to him

>beats the guy who beat Aldo twice

Hes going to make a strong case especially if he beats T-city after

>his last year of fighting
>fight jones again


Jones is coming back for an absolute minimum 2 years my guy

>ashigarami
He looked so funny on the podcast, like some kind of spaceman.

no spammer has posted in one thread more than I have the entirety of time going to /heem/

hey man i got $500 on stipe

do your worst

impressive

Jones always finds a way to sneak through the rules

its part of the reason he never learns

Calendar they aren't liking the nunews my buddeh you might need to switch it up

sometimes I post like over 27 times

heh nothin personel kid

What odds did you get? I've seen some as high as 3-1 on Stipe

i dont know what that means

whats REALLY important is /heem/ news

I just wanted a (You) tbqh

yeah thats what it was $3.20

Stipe is getting
lept

...

>Ngannou is -185 favorite
>all the pros are picking Stipe

really makes me think

>pros
>knowing anything

>Lineker by decision

wut

Watching Stipe snow blow his driveway makes me unironically miss the Mid West suburbs

never thought that would happen

For sure man cause Units

OH NONONONONONO

for the record I'm picking Ngannou

can't remember how much it was, but i lost money on cruz in that fight too

Linker over TJ
Linker by decision over anybody

Its like he hates his own money

>hehe ready to spar with me babe?

Wonder if they'll push Ngannou hard in France if he wins. Martial Arts seems big over there and they haven't had a French Champ yet

who? dont pretend you dont know

mma is illegal in france

nah he'll be pushed big in america cos they're into cuckoling

>Literal who

Some instagrammer?

I went all in on tron

but the trend reversed and the meme now is who gets the haircut wins

Yup and he was actually justifying that pick

>stables of boys
>headcanon harem of men
nuHEEM: The Soyboy Choice

unironically this

I still can't get over how shit Overheems striking was vs Ngannou

especially compared to Overheem vs Stipe

its like he forgot everything he ever learned

read the filename

you replied to me with that image you think that was me?

cos i do that shit online

You has the assburgs for real, huh?

hot take: Volkan loses, Ngannou wins

i can tell its an instagram image by the filename you goof. i wanna know who

>you think that was me?
Australians are all the same. You all make horrifically awful bets and then brag about it. The fact that's not you proves the point.

what does it feel like to have a shaved head

what does it feel like to have a shaved face

hold the judgement for after the fight m8, cos you could be wrong its HW anything could happen

>anything could happen
And that's why betting $500 on a literal coin toss is a dumb bet

sorry

if "anything" could happen, why doesnt "anything" happen when Stipe fights other than him heeming his opponent

How far do you guys drive to get to your gyms?

it's okay we all make mistakes

30-40 minutes

what would you do if you were rolling with a girl and she farted in your face