Brit/pol/ - Assault Boris Edition

>Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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youtube.com/watch?v=uhyORjJ00Rk
youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
youtube.com/watch?v=Ait_Fs6UQhQ
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>Post your rare Boris' lads

>Fixed embeds

Good job

F for Kike

TREMBLE

QUAKE

LET THEM DROWN IN SALT

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>Hunt not sacked, getting a different job

twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/753534712442916865

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

>Hunt may have been moved
Is this good or bad?

>GERMANY OFFICIALLY NEILED

@afneil 30s ago
As I predicted during referendum, Germany now publishes white paper calling for more EU military co-op + steps that "could" lead to EU army

It's "Borisi"

The Conservative Party have been desperate for femdom since Thatcher was ousted. They must be overjoyed now they've got a figure they can cast in the role of dominatrix.

Should replace Ruth with Gove now.

GET HIM OUT

GET HIM OUT

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standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-secretary-david-davis-we-will-quit-the-eu-in-december-2018-a3295716.html

Article 50 at the end of the year

thread theme sucks

Only we would've vetoed it. It will happen now.

Rolling for Robert Halfon being a cabinet minister.
Praise Kike.

He's going to get a better job, he and May get on very well

Maybe they need a new janitor for No 10.

can someone do 'here come dat foreign secretary' w/ a clean background im too lazy

>this reshuffle so far

Never thought I'd say this but I'm oddly confident for the rest of this term.

Hopefully Owlface Morgan permanently fucks off to the back benches.

Well shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=uhyORjJ00Rk

Try this

>UK in id

Cheers, rng.

A lot earlier than I imagined. Davis seems like the proper head on shoulders to do the job though so I have faith.

Maggie 2.0 lads.

Good times ahead.

Yep. No excuses now they've spent the last two+ decades whining about the UK being hostile. Time for the European to get what it's wanted, good and hard.

Holy shit

Fucking hell, have you lads checked today's equity markets?

>R U L E - B R I T A N N I A

>she puts Hunt at Education
>spends 4 years fucking up the NUS, NUT and NASUWT's shit like he did to the BMA
He's a cunt but perhaps his powers can be used for good

She's already out mate, im sure teachers everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief.

Will he stop shit skins?

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I love this country lads.

We do politics better than anyone.

Tony was so based.

What happened Aussie bro?

Rolling

Marion BTFO Remain cucks.

F

How long before the SNP start touting that line.

I really fucking hate them, and I'm Scottish

>tfw your country has discovered the secret of perpetual memery

>EU Army
what a good idea that is. When a War starts, they will hopefully be able to join the fight before its finished.

>BoE cutting interest rates to 0.25% at 12pm

why is she so perfect bros

'tis a dangerous power to hold. But it really does seem we've successfully weaponised meme magic.

He wasn't a good public speaker so any chance the leftie media got they'd put him down and make the general population hate him. Aussies are stupid so they bought it don't worry turnbull will be gone now as well he did so bad at the election hopefully we'll get someone decent who isn't a muslim cock sucker.

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Or countries in the EU will have defense against them.

Le Pen is such a goddess

IDS seen walking into Downing Street.

CUT MY CABINET INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
PURGIFICATION
NOT MEMEING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I LEAVE MY POSITION WEEPING

youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM

so my mortgage should go down right? Im on a tracker

>"Sharia law is perfectly compatible with Western society."
>Maggie 2.0
M8.

I hate the Conservatives but I can't help but be happy with May so far.

It's Mayhem

I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to economics. Is this good or bad?

Except she never said that.

Litterally my french queen

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You're not the only one user, just keep your head down laddie.

Good for those with debts and who want to borrow, bad for savers

I WANT MY SAVINGS TO MEAN SOMETHING

We like Big Dave now, fuck off and show some respect.

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Its good for my massive student loan debt.

Dont worry, SNP are going to "anti-austerity" your country to death, havent they spent 200% of their budget in the 1st 6 months of this year already?

It cant go on, and yes Brexit will probably cause a small recession, only increasing their deficit.

But the chart!!! What about the chart that shows she said all those absurd things???

>He bought the YKTD meme

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Okay, cheers.

kek
Yes the absolutely 100% authentic Tripfag chart.

>havent they spent 200% of their budget in the 1st 6 months of this year already?
The Scottish deficit for I think last year is around £15 billion.

you could get a fixed with a rate of ....2%

Im just gonna do bonds and hope I win £1m

>IDS just walked into 10 Downing Street

Fucking hell, May had to be a plant.

Neither, particularly. It's not really something that's 'set' by the BoE, they just put out a figure for it for calculation purposes.

It's just a formal expression of the current rate of time preference (ie., whether people prefer goods they can consume now or goods/commodities they can consume or trade later). Time preference is now shorter (ie, people are more concerned with short term goods) so interest rates are going down. Long-term investment is likely to drop a bit but it's not something to get your panties in a bunch over

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>Liz Truss now at Downing Street, also.

What do we make of this? I don't know much of her lads.

Their deficit is bad, m8.

Seriously bad.

Ah okay, so it's just a shot in the arm.

>anti-austerity
Personally, I think having a slight deficit is useful for a country - I subscribe to the golden debt/GDP ratio. But having one as massive as the SNP want is just unhealthy for the state of the economy.

Yeah I'm going to look elsewhere, might as well have them under the bed atm

link related

youtube.com/watch?v=Ait_Fs6UQhQ

i like liz truss, if you know what i mean

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After a while, you've just got to give up on preventing someone from killing themself.

Is this the new meme?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/
>May insisted that British people “benefit a great deal” from the guidance offered by Sharia teaching and other religious codes.

PURGE OF THE CAMEROONS

Well, almost all of them. Jeremy Hunt is a jammy bastard who always manages to land on his feet.

Minister for Pork Markets?

Who will be named as Secretary of Deterring the Use of Illegal Mind Altering Drugs?

Oh wait, nobody. May clearly destroyed her mental faculties as a youth, hence her appointment of Alexander 'Boris' Johnson (not a Conservative).

It's like the Anthony Blair years all over again.

>Worse than Greece.
Makes me almost want them to get independence just to see them implode.

You forgot your tripcode lad

>I feel more optimistic now
Thank god I'll never have to use this image again.

apparent he's been 'moved'

>french economy is bigger than the UKs again because of the post-referendum fallout

Is this what you wanted Sup Forums

Oh wait, now I remember her.

Enjoyed this post a lot lad, keep it coming

It you read the article and put it in context, it makes sense. (even though your out of context inverted commas don't)

I think you dun goofed.

>jeremy hunt appointed to secretary of saying sorry
>goes around apologising to all the people he's annoyed
>it's a full time job that takes until the next general election

I'd protect her cheese industry

And why is no one calling them out on this?

That is what infuriates me about them - all they do is oppose anything the tories say "because they are evil tories" and bleat and moan about austerity, while in the background they are running the country into the ground by totally bankrupting us.

The whole independence thing is only to spite England, as is wanting to stay in the EU. I honestly think the Scottish parliament should be abolished, it was a good idea in theory, but in practice it is run by idiots who don't think about the consequences of their actions.

Who was that really salty female Tory MP when the results came in?

Was he a Blairite?

Soubry?