Brit/pol/ - Britannia Rises Edition

>Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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youtube.com/watch?v=RT1qvpRYoD0
youtube.com/watch?v=u-Y3KfJs6T0
filmon.com/tv/bbc-two
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-sacked-as-health-secretary-in-theresa-may-cabinet-reshuffle-a7136291.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Azor Gove

Oakeshott

Notting Hill set getting raped today

>Eagle being skewered again

BAN ANIMU ALREADY T. MAY

Need to update that OP lad.

LOL ANGELA BTFO

4TH FOR LARRY

Why does usatoday get linked so much on Sup Forums

3 children have been pushed out of that, and 2 stillborn.

TRADE DEALS

>Gavin Williamson is the new Chief Whip

Literally who?

Oh fuck, forgot the newly appointed members

Good

Are we going to have another vote? Who will we be voting for? UKIP?

Any of you have screencaps of buttmad shitlibs raging and Boris Johnson being named FM?

Mogg for secretary of memes

>angry left-wing bulldylke feminist as justice secretary

Hahahah never thought I'd say this but I miss Cameron already.
Thanks for ruining the country, Brexshitters.

I recommend following The Guardian's live text commentary of the cabinet reshuffle.

theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jul/14/theresa-may-cabinet-reshuffle-boris-johnson-philip-hammond-rules-out-emergency-budget

>Guardian
I know, but it's actually decent, and is using Laura Kuenssberg's tweets amongst others.

Fucking Peppa Pig

What do we have to trade? We have no resources and nobody wants to buy our products.

Peppa Pig hahaha

>1 post by this id

Peppa pig

WHY COULDN'T PEPPA ANSWER THE HARD QUESTIONS

Peppa Pig for PM

It's almost like trade goes both ways or something, isn't it?

>Isabel and Hammond confirmed for FUCKING

That was Cameron, not Hammond

ISABELLE'S A LUCKY GIRL.

>1 post by this id

What are you all watching?

Post yfw everything is going lovely

youtube.com/watch?v=RT1qvpRYoD0

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>2 posts by this id

We will trade memes.

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>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice Secretary: LIZ TRUSS
>Education Secretary: JUSTINE GREENING

4 u

BIG PHIL

We're all Tories again now.

Aircraft, Vehicles, Pharmaceuticals and other shit

daily politics, lad

Good lad

>haunted pussy
2spooky4me

That's my point you fucking chav mong

Has Priti lost al hope of getting a cabinet position at this point?

Time for some old Britain feels:

youtube.com/watch?v=u-Y3KfJs6T0

BBC 2 Daily Politics

For non-UK:
filmon.com/tv/bbc-two

Looks like it's time for me to try to get at least a couple hours of sleep after staying up all night for no reason lads, best of luck with your shitposting

No it wasn't, evidenced by the fact I triggered the fucking life out of you KEK.

Jeremy Hunt rumoured to be remaining as Health.

Junior Immigrants on suicide watch

>Patrick McLoughlin PARTY CHAIRMAN

Literally who?

Jeremy Hunt is health secretary it seems.

There's plenty of positions still to go m8

who here is overjoyed its 2016.

Nice. Should also include a list of everybody who's been sacked and what from.

>Triggered XD kek
Cancer

Read my post again runt

Isn't looking pretty for Priti

>Not going to bed at 9pm like mummy asks you to

>Guardian

lads are we back on the meme timeline

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

Some autist phones up and tags on "keek and maymays" onto the end of a question about young voters, Nigel ignored it. You should work for gawker

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>>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>>Justice Secretary: LIZ TRUSS
>>Education Secretary: JUSTINE GREENING
>>Radical Islam Monitor: PEPPA PIG

We have a trade deficit, hence they will want to trade with us, meaning we have more of a say in matters..

HUNT IS GONE!!!

We were never off it

>BoJo as Foreign Sec

aye

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-sacked-as-health-secretary-in-theresa-may-cabinet-reshuffle-a7136291.html

2016 > 2015

>Liz Truss
>Justine Greening

They any good?

>#ffs
That's not very professional

Machines, engines, pumps: US$63.9 billion (13.9% of total exports)
Gems, precious metals: $53 billion (11.5%)
Vehicles: $50.7 billion (11%)
Pharmaceuticals: $36 billion (7.8%)
Oil: $33.2 billion (7.2%)
Electronic equipment: $29 billion (6.3%)
Aircraft, spacecraft: $18.9 billion (4.1%)
Medical, technical equipment: $18.4 billion (4%)
Organic chemicals: $14 billion (3%)
Plastics: $11.8 billion (2.6%)


yeah,lads. we have nothing.

Now reply to the other posters who put your feeble original 'point' to bed by pointing out that we produce plenty of things. Cheers.

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>Stephen Crabb just walked in

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ISNT IT FUNNY

WHEN I CAME HERE 17 YEARS AGO, AND I SAID THAT I WANTED TO LEAD A CAMPAIGN TO GET BRITAIN TO LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION, YOU ALL LAUGHED AT WE

WELL I HAVE TO SAY

YOURE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU

THE CRABB HAS LANDED

WE'VE GOT CRABBS

So we're just going to let them abuse our workers? Fucking great we'll have even more labour voters

UKIP is so racist their black leader is white.

KEEK IS A FALSE PROPHET

Don't forget ships

t. Man of the north

Crabb has scuttled in.

Don't be so technical lad, you're replying to an absolute buffoon!

He might just be getting fired lad
Or sent back to Welsh affairs kek

>le welsh snibitisnab mong

>hard cut to footage of labour members crying

Stephen Crabb just walked in (sideways of course) to number 10.

Who else here /thought the crab was kill/?

unconfirmed so far?

>We will trade memes.
FOY
O
Y

BBC2 Commentary:

>be T.May
>put Brexiteers in Brexiteer position
>"See, I'm committed to Brexit."
>something goes wrong
>"Hey, don't blame me; blame the Brexit guys. They were supposed to make it work."

Uh oh...

I dare say he just proved you correct.

>Better pic

He will lead our country sideways
He won't make any snap decisions

>Stephen Crabb just walked in (sideways of course)

kek

SACKED
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN

A mulatto jew you mean