Crazy tim edition
/brit/
Jace Garcia
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Brody Nguyen
:P
Tyler Green
gotta be pay me
Xavier Nguyen
poley gf
Samuel Gonzalez
user! I’ve been waiting forever for you to take me out for lunch. What took you so long?
Adrian Sullivan
the proto gf
Leo Roberts
wanna take a drive out to the country so i can rap... show you some lovely scenery?
Brayden Garcia
*is too busy distracted by the 'zza to answer*
Henry Turner
*hovers towards you*
Alexander Taylor
don't like rap music sorry lad
Chase White
has a worse hairline than Alan
Ethan Martinez
the proto wife
Lucas Rogers
The lunch
Landon Flores
Is this actually 190 the nonce or not? Always wondered
Isaiah Stewart
can i eatyou're muffin :D?!
Ryder Cruz
>don't like rap music sorry lad
Jaxon Gomez
grim
Brody Kelly
like the look off it
matt
Ayden Turner
*stands pat*
Justin Fisher
no
Isaiah White
always ALWAYS preferred Monica of Rachel. Rachel was alri in the early seasons but i grew out of her later on. Phoebe was always a little to bizarro for me haha
Julian Kelly
TENNNNNNNNNN HUT
Julian Williams
she was top qt in the 80s
Dylan Robinson
thought it was "aten-SSSHHHUNNNN!!!!!"
Aiden Price
Sup Forums still genuinely believe kev is 190
Jeremiah Jackson
listening to dungeon synth while on tinder
Kevin Johnson
miss the kaiser chiefs so much lads
Noah Richardson
The dole is funny cos it's like the government saving "here's some lovely money, but promise me you won't look for work".
William Gonzalez
COURTNEY COX, I - LOVE - YOU. - YOU'RE SO HOT - ON THAT - SHOW
Owen Edwards
Past present future
Powerful spread here with two Majors
Your youth/childhood was like a fantasy, or at least it seems so now, you had everything you could want as a child, a stable family, friends, material and emotional fulfillment. It was a carefree and joyous time, your memories of your childhood are blown far out of proportion mainly due to your far more bleak present circumstance. You felt powerful in the past, you had big dreams, almost broaching on arrogance with their grandiosity. But this is all gone away now
Now you are alone, cripplingly so, whatever friends or family or whatever else that gave you the sense of ease and joy as a child have long faded away and lost their luster, relationships have crumbled and you have detached from them all either physically, mentally, or both. You search for the meaning in it all, the reasoning behind your fall which you feel was so undeserving. What could have happened to cause this in your life? You don't know who to blame or where to go from here, the future is as murky as the past is by the light it gives off in your memories. You're tired and your days are just endless identically monotony as you wander about the endless wasteland of your present days.
Your future is not much brighter though your situation has improved, years of loneliness and questioning have made you a mature I dividual, with a stern sense of what is yours and the drive to take it, but you are still alone which pains you more than anything even despite your success, you know you will always be alone and will have no children (possibly due to infertility)
You are the last of your line and all that you manage to build in your life will disappear the instant your soul departs. No memories left after you're gone and no one to pick up the pieces. All you have is the fading light of your past to mourn and the hollow crown you have managed to claim for yourself.
Henry Flores
>all men are born equal and free
what the fuck were the american founding fathers SMOKING
Luke Price
matt
Levi Murphy
best pizza topping is mushrooms or none at all.
it is as simple as that. take it or leave it.
Ethan Harris
You
>5/10
>fat
>gay
>97IQ
>mixed race kids
>watches game of thrones
Me
>7/10
>skinny
>cool
>123IQ
>above sex
>watches rick and morty
Jonathan Garcia
For me, it's early seasons Rachel, middle seasons Monica, then back to Rachel as the show was coming to a close
Same thing with Phoebe as you though
Carson Martinez
anime
Isaac Hill
they wuz huffin dat kronik
Nolan Rogers
Phoebe is too sisterly
Jack Ortiz
what the fuck
just mushrooms?
Andrew Robinson
Love schizowave
youtube.com
Wyatt Kelly
I have a dream that one day I'll see a wog at the airport or train station and then never see one ever again.
One day...
Caleb Taylor
>lunch
FOYYY
Nathaniel Edwards
yeah. take it or leave it. batty boi.
Xavier Hughes
the reading you gave me last year was grim as fuck as well
think you just dont like the irish so you give me a terrible reading
Kayden Morales
Just spent half an hour explaining to my sister and aunt why constantly buying and renting properties isn't free money
Ian Williams
poof tried to touch my willy the other night
started blushing and went home in a state of utter embarrassment
Caleb Hall
>utopian thinking
Asher Walker
I’ve only been up a few hours, I’m a stay at home neet Who stays in bed all day yet I can’t fucking wait to go asleep tonight already
I think I’m severely broken
Lucas Mitchell
when I come to power I'm going to imprison anyone who says
>___is a sign of
>___ reinforces
>___ clearly shows
and all that unsubstantiated bullshit
Jace Reed
yep, and I thought she was always too innocent even though she isn't and they make it clear multiple times that she isn't
Cameron Cox
missed lunch so having an apple and a packet of crisps now
Alexander Hernandez
matt
Mason Walker
*leaves it*
I like mushrooms on pizza, but not JUST mushrooms
Nicholas Howard
I'm an Irish citizen
you just have bad Karma
Liam Gonzalez
I missed dinner so I'm having a bag of crackers and an iced green tea
Connor Myers
do me
Austin Flores
is norway has all the oil how come aberdeen is the capital of the north sea industry ?
utter state of norwegians . what a bunch of commie fagots
Nathaniel Powell
give me another one
Robert Jackson
Proto-gf sent me this
Caleb Evans
did not read this
Connor Reyes
>a spitfire
I'm more of a Hawker Hurricane man myself
Joshua Barnes
literally who
Landon Phillips
need more cocks up my fanny
Benjamin Kelly
>bernie lover
>leftists only
howling
Charles Wood
put WAY too much mustard in my sandwich, its burning my nostrils
Kayden Flores
Even Clementine Ford has a bf
Jackson Young
what other fillings did you have?
Zachary Ortiz
just use french mustard next time
Wyatt Ross
>make america great again
Anthony Gray
struggling to figure out what this is a ranking of
Elijah Butler
Nathaniel Barnes
imagine being below switzerland
Connor Wright
>Soft_power
Colton Taylor
you will regret this france
Sebastian Morales
Aaron Miller
why are the yanks utterly losing their shit over those goblin pics
Nolan Turner
...
Oliver Wilson
Stuker>hurricane
although spitfire is overall the best
Kayden Green
so when is he going to America and/or a psych ward?
Samuel Lewis
To think there is a small proportion of heterosexual /brit/ forum members, not (You) I know, who would most likely have some form of sexual relation with Moni, if given the occasion, out of pure lack of GFs.
Don't let them bully you sweaty. They would be at your feet irl.
Jonathan Howard
what goblin pics
Jordan Lee
just ham & mustard
only got colmans
Brody Carter
its really REALLY funny
their skin is so thin its practically see-through
Jose Roberts
Kayden Collins
Mason Ortiz
think you've been in thailand too long alan
Blake Perez
Would you shag a tranny alan? Curious since i would fuck a trap but definitely not a full blown tranny?
Ian Kelly
>page not found
did I just open a virus
Jonathan Morris
why are you only realising now they can't handle the banter
Kevin Robinson
Surprisingly nice post from you, lad
You're right. I'll probably start fucking /brit/ lads around Xmas
Josiah Murphy
in the catalog
Isaac Wood
The problem of no gf (female) isn't one in Thailand. Even the most disgusting of guys can get a GF thanks to the robust sex industry here. The ones who go out with transgender women do it because they are really into it or to experiment.
Owen Richardson
you'll be someone's prison bitch by then
Kayden Turner
it's the Sydney Morning Herald which is filtered to baka
Grayson Perry
Being lonely is far better than being with a shit woman
Angel White
>Stuka
alri hans how are you finding Britain?
Anyway, they're both good and both make you feel feels when you see the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight
Grate a strong cheese and put that in your sandwich next time. I find it helps tone down mustard spiciness.
Blake Miller
Got raped by my bank for overdraft fees fucking hate these sneaky cunts
Levi Williams
>why are you only realising now they can't handle the banter
>Making a 20% image based on what's clearly a troll post.
Dominic Nelson
>australians
Jeremiah Cox
>fucking hate these sneaky cunts
pretty sure when you open the account they let you know what the deal is with the overdraft