/hoc/

No kippers allowed
HOCKEY ONLY

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ITT we summon Kippers, the /elite/ poster of /hoc/

Why does his shadow disappear?

youtube.com/watch?v=VbjnkamR77w

martin MacSawrlei

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Based Skellingtonman

reminder to shoot albortions on sight

thank you
obvious falseflaggers and dumb neets are eating that shit up

Here are your headlines, /hoc/

svt.se/sport/ishockey/rasmus-dahlin-med-i-os-truppen/

twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/953085810772865024

thescore.com/nhl/news/1468099-how-the-oilers-gifted-the-islanders-with-hockey-s-best-2nd-line

streamable.com/g8fzz

streamable.com/2dm67

twitter.com/dnadders/status/953006429367087106

someone give that man a burger

The further west you get the more they need to be shot tbqh

calm down hal

Dumb chong

jesus christ NHL.com can you get any cheesier

Is Freddie your cousin? Wouldn't be surprised

Holy fuck sids a manlet

Lunchtime /hoc/
Reminder to pack your lunch and only buy one or two days a week. Huge money saver!

Id rather share a boarder with Freddie than Eddie

He's like 5'8" on skates

>10:45
>lunch time

>Updated Standings

Isles in; Rags out
Stars and Wild swap WC position
Calgary overtakes LA for 2nd in the Pacific

The Metro is a mess.

shit league

The Central isn't too far behind.

All of Alberta should have burned

The Central has held pretty steady though, the metro has had 3 teams knocked out of the wildcard spot just this week

>4th in atlantic
>worse than bottom of metro
dank

holy shit, of the bottom 6 teams, 5 of them are from the atlantic, and the worst team is the yotes
thats crazy

The entirety of the worst division needs to be relegated each year, then we only have 23 or so teams, makes for better hockey

How is the central so good? This is like the fifth year in a row

Metro was the best statistically last year

do you really think the 7 best AHL teams can beat the 7 worst NHL team?

It has no truly great teams so they all split points with each other hence why they are all so close together

They don't move too far from their own timezones. Maximum 2 hours.

Outside the top 3, the Atlantic is dogshit. The only reason teams have as many points as they do is they all have 7 or 8 OTLs.

>7 teams
Kek no, maybe the bottom 1 from each div.

Central has the least Points/team of any division last year.

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Albertans are hard working, meat and potatoes people. Only coastal soyboys hate them desu

Northern albertans are drug addicted wife beaters who live with only men in oil favelas

Southern Albertans are flamboyant faggots who spend 2000$ for a 1 bedroom studio apartment. This can also be applied to city BCers.

Mountain and Fjord BCers are the true meaning of Canada

Lol no

LET'S GO DE-VOLS

>collapse incoming

Not an argument
At least try like this user

Who said this was an argument, faggot?

Almost all Albertans are Maritimers anyway. Dumb paradox you made yourself

Surprising no one

jelly samefag

Grease is better than 90% of burger posters.

>team is falling on their face
>ur jealous!
wow

>canadian hockey team
>no cups
should they be relegated?

>american hockey team
>no golds
Should they be relegated?

Bottom team from each div gets relegated
Top team from each ahl div gets promoted
How to grow the game 101

reminder that until the 2016 Stanley Cup, the Devils were the 3rd most succesful expansion team. After the back to back, the Devils are following in the list of Gretzky's Oilers, the Islanders Dynasty and Mario Lemieux's Penguins with Sidney Crosby

Dumb since AHL is just farm teams

dumb burger

>won gold last year
what did he mean by this

Americans have no hockey culture except for pale imitations of it like Minnesota.
They have no idea of the connection the average Canadian has to the the game
They have no knowledge of the game's history or importance
They are trendy bandwagoners who think they are too good for football so they chose hockey to stand out and be different from their peers
America has no important and meaningful hockey culture and it never will

>third has been their worst placing so far this season
>"falling on their face"

the denial is strong in you

>the devils are the most successful expansion team
>here's the reasons they aren't
hmmmmm

>teenage mickey mouse tournament
Kek

>Streak : L6
COLLAPSE INCOMING

I never said that and henceforth I shan't be responding to your cheap bait

stay envious

Dumb burger

>won gold
what did he mean by this?

Hate to break it to you sweeting but Vegas is a hockey town now.

can't wait to go to their pond hockey championships desu, my team is gonna stomp

doesnt work when the AHL is part of a hierarchy.

Hockey is for EVERYONE including Finns!

but finns are so smelly and they never clean their pucks

>what are olympics
>what are World cup
>what are any mens tournament

GOOD post.
BAD post.

maybe you shoulda clarified that in your original post you dumb leaf

Nobody cares about teenage hockey except you, dumb pedosotian

>w-we don't care!
>ad hom
sweet bantz bud

canada sure is riled up today

>ad hom
Wow, didn't realize this was the high school debate finals and not just some banter a thai model shipbuilding forum

>toronto couldn't even sell out an international tourney
i thought it was the mecca of hockey?

>tfw finally unbanned right as the bye week ends
Hopefully they don't cancel the game for the half an inch of snow we got. I'd be pissed.

not my fault you suck at posting, lurk moar.

Why would they care about literally who teams playing?

Im not the one to make implications, moron.

Nah. Toronto is actually the mosque of cricket.

good point, canada is literallyeth whomst

>Jets vs Stars
Would be a based series desu

>New desert team vs the state of hockey
Based

>Bruins vs Leafs
Tough but great series I'd imagine

>Caps vs Pongs
They meet.. in round 1? Could the caps finally beat the pongs in the ploffs?

Welcome back among us, fellow anime poster.

*Brampton

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPTON
good ol ontarria boi justin beebah from brampton

Anyone else's opinion of teams been negatively affected by their fans on /hoc/?
Really dislike Nashville, Ottawa, Lightning, Devils, Sharks, Jets, Canucks, Hurricanes, Ducks, and Bruins fans behavior on here

all canadian teams except the sens pretty much
also the bruins tranny poster

You forgot one

reddithawks reddittripfags although it is funny watching the one autist screech about how they aren't reddit

>laffs fans
>on /hoc/
Desu laffs posting hasn't happened here for at least a year. Most have gone into hiding by their shit form

for me its,
Predators, Senators, Lightning, Devils, Sharks, Hurricanes, Ducks, Islanders, Capitals, Leafs, Coyotes and Bruins

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Bruins, Oilers, Devils (read: grease), Hawks, and Laffs

t. buttblasted >their team didn't make it to the conference finals last year
BASED Ameripal.

I've been trying to figure out who the best goalie in modern NHL is, and I've narrowed it down to three obvious choices; Roy, Brodeur, and Hasek

I'm curious to hear the opinion of /hoc/
www.strawpoll.me/14858386

the only reasoning for my list was the animeposting tbqh
i used to like the sens until the falseflagging american posted this image
and true sens fans embraced it