>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON >Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS >Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX >Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON >Home sec: AMBER RUDD >Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND >Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS >Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING >Health sec: JEREMY HUNT >Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON >Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN >Leader of the house of lords: BARONESS EVANS >Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig
SACKED
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE >Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE >Education sec: NICKY MORGAN >Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN >NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
Get that through your thick shit skulls, niggerloving brainwashed idiots
Dylan Hill
that feel when you are no longer a #CrabbCake
Jackson Roberts
First for FUCK KEKSWELL.
Cameron Morgan
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Caleb Perry
nth for don't reply to YKTD without his trip
Hunter Martin
nth for Big Dave
Dylan Smith
A FUCKING LEGO
James Flores
This man can't lose his seat fast enough
John Russell
need to add crabb to the sacked list
Brody Watson
Why have you let this happen?
Landon Stewart
Great political cartoon.
Josiah Reed
fuck me
Leo Hughes
>Rumours that May is scrapping The Department for Foreign Aid and International Development
Jack Butler
He resigned right? Or was he really sacked. Kek
Benjamin Martin
This is the man who is the health secretary of the uk. He will wreck havok on the nhs, doctors will leave and he will import more filipinos and chinks Look at his smile, he's smiling because he wants to see you all suffer
Matthew Reed
he """"""""""""""""resigned""""""""""""""""""
Thomas Wilson
""""resigned"""""
Colton Rodriguez
>tfw Britain will rule the waves openly again in your lifetime
Benjamin Cruz
>flag
Ethan Cook
Is the Grauniad shitting itself? >May, the racist bigot, closes the foreign aid and climate change departments
Ayden Robinson
Sauce?
Noah Ward
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Jason Gray
May is crashing his Government legacy with no survivors.
>funding will go to removing free speech and turning Britain into a 3rd world authoritarian autocracy
Anthony Reyes
I don't think you understand parliament
If ukip kick him out he won't lose his seat
Tyler Harris
Nah he resigned, nobody visiting Downing Street today is/was sacked. All the sackings got done at her private office earlier this morning to prevent walks of shame. Anyone going into number 10 and coming out without a job has done so of their own volition
I bet she tried to move him back to Welsh affairs and his ego couldn't take it
Hudson Phillips
Sad sack alert.
Adam Morales
30th for charlie
Adrian Ortiz
Right that's it I'm no longer a #HuntHarpoon
Cameron Torres
Good. Scrap Foreign Aid today. I don't want it even 'phased out'.
Christian Cooper
He resigned in the way people on The Thick of It resign.
Jeremiah Ross
>Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig
My first /britpol/ joke incorporated; you've made me a happy man, Phillip Peen
Bentley James
Lads tell me about Justine Greening. Is she competent? What's her history like - things she's said and done &c.
Bought a sausage roll from the bakery with shortcrust pastry instead of flaky, it was fucking disgusting. Advice on recovering from this fatal error?
Aaron Anderson
RIP Gove
Xavier Reyes
She fucked a half-nigger (Mark Clarke) andd is now claiming to be bisexual to distance herself from it. She's also from Rotherham so is probably tainted.
Aaron Anderson
>Their smiles and optimism: gone
Landon Hughes
He's #1 in the country for pissing off unions. As soon as he's done shoah'ing the BMA he needs moving to Education so the NUT, NASUWT and NUS can get some fucc as well
Grayson Allen
It's bribery cash like
says
Christopher Morales
You do realise this is a veiled attack on Muslims right
Good. This just means Muslims can't go around harassing women.
Christopher Torres
so we don't really know much about her then? shame
thanks anyway lads
Colton Wright
Why when Britain is in political and social turmoil is it always women leaders who come to our rescue? It's a bit humiliating, lads, like we're a nation desperate for a mother figure.
Jeremiah Walker
Awesome. No sympy for disloyal cunts.
Adam Jackson
I'm with Bupa because I make more than minimum wage.
Henry Wood
May is literally uncuckable
Anthony Sanders
Holy fucking shit. Mummy delivers
Jeremiah Perry
Cus u be livin under rock mr mayer
Colton Hughes
wow
Oliver Morales
Any idea how Truss is on justice issues?
All I know about her is that she's a bit of an airhead, on the surface at least. She seems a bit weak for serious justice decisions.
Ian Lee
GOD LORD ALMIGHTY
SHE WAS BASED THE WHOLE TIME
British political tradition often has Conservative women jump in and save the day. Elizbeth I, Thatcher, Boadicea (although she fucked up hard)
Jeremiah Lopez
realising women actually make the best leaders is the final red pill
I joined Bupa last month. How good is it? Im fortunate enough to have not needed them yet.
Carson Long
HER HEART IS AS BARREN AS HER WOMB
NO QUARTER FOR KEK(OO)S
Xavier Hall
May is going to increase immigration. It is already too late for you Brits.
Grayson Wood
The phrase cuckoo means the cuckoo is doing the cucking
James Kelly
>Lisboa Patisse
Jose Russell
Crabb offered back to Wales office and said no?
Joshua Bailey
>HER HEART IS AS BARREN AS HER WOMB
Your god damn right
Jeremiah Russell
Only ever used them once myself, and that was when I was 5 years old and had to get my tonsils removed. They gave me a stuffed bear, a bunch of digestives and some ribena after it, so they're pretty great.
Jacob Sanders
May.
>Scraps Environmental Department leaving Africa a sahara of death and heat >Scraps Aid Department taking away there food and water simultaneously
Matthew Cruz
Hmm yes increase immigration by making it so you need to earn £35k a year to move here and leaving the EU
Brody Clark
That's why I put the 'O's in brackets you munter it was a play on words
Brandon Davis
>May is going to increase immigration. It is already too late for you Brits.
It's a burger knows nothing about British politics, re-run.
James Hall
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Evan Wood
Sounds like it.
Brayden Moore
Its a good cafe desu, nice natas.
Liam Jenkins
guaranteed happenings over the weekend too because the tories the tories.
I have loved every second of this since brexit. politics has legitimately become my go-to source of entertainment.
Charles Edwards
Not a rerun lad, it's just a running gag Getting old tbqh
Daniel Rogers
Leadsom quit because she made a fool of herself with the media. She's an incompetent politician and the PCP would have ousted her or crashed the government had she managed to hang on and win.
Again UKIP has absolutely nothing to do with the Tories. What's going on there is unrelated to what's going on in the government. They're a disappointment of a party.
> The entirety of Vote Leave was controlled opposition from the start
Who cares? They won and the government is acting on it. I wish Hitchens would admit he's wrong about the preposterous idea of the Tories destroying their own party by weaseling out of this sooner rather than later so we can stop listening to your irrational defeatism. It's pathetic.
Cameron Fisher
Basically what they said on BBC
Liam Walker
ALL HAIL THE NEW QUEEN OF Sup Forums
Nicholas Murphy
Can anyone give me a decent run down on the diff types of schools in the UK ?
State Academy Comprehensive Grammar Free etc.
It seems like a real mess.
Nolan Evans
Has YKTD stopped being an insufferable cunt yet, lads?
William White
>post something Sup Forums wants to be true >no source >people still believe it
Lincoln Torres
Didn't Cameron legislate that we have to put like 0.7% of our GDP into the foreign aid budget? Can May actually repeal that in parliament?
Brody Brooks
yfw IDS goes back to the DWP
THERESA IS BRITAINS RECKONING
John Reed
>there are people unironically defending may because of a few meme decisions on her first day
Christian Sullivan
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Angel Jenkins
Can't wait for the bleeding hearts lefties to jump on this, the tears will be marvelous.
