Bad posters

Bad posters.

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>ywn be Uma's boytoy

fpbp

I cant believe they let this out

Is that supposed to be her hand on the bottom? A child's hand? WTF is going on.

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Why do all promo posters in the past 5~ years look like bad clipart Photoshop jobs? Did all the good artists quit?

Wait, I see the problem.

It has Meryl Streep on it.

any gook ones

>that elbow

is this the memories of a murder sequel

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I truly hope someone lost their job for this

how hard is it to get the actors in the same room, i mean they're all acting together. these posterns aren't made before they start shooting, are they.
>we gotta do some photos for marketing now
that's it

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Ah, yes. The old "uma thurman is attractive" meme

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>Poster with Idris Elba
>Bad

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is that ''something'' a brand new bicycle by any chance?

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That movie was horrible.

>Bradley Cooper
>Sandra Bullock
>same producer as Miss Congeniality
Really? That movie was horrible? Tell me more

there's an international version of this where he's holding guns, i guess that was the original one. maybe thai government didn't want guns on a poster with "bangkok" on it.

I've never seen that version

It should be a crime to use Nic Cages face on movie covers

>Bad posters.

it was removed right after release, according to impawards.com/2008/winner_worst.html
i think i've seen it on Sup Forums, not sure.

what did this mean?

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bad hurt

was it this?

Bad name, too.

>hey let's make a movie about search engines

yeah. weird how they went with a nonsensical shoop instead of something else, they must have had some pics to choose from.

whats oranger, the text, the turkey, or their skin?

cage has shitty posters stipulated in his contracts. it amuses him.

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Bonus Worst Promo Video of All Time

youtube.com/watch?v=KR--TNuh15U

Reminder that the reception to this was so bad that they removed it from marketing.

kek

so many weird, practically unknown movies out there. what's the point? are they just attempts at money laundering? who's going to look at this poster and say to themselves "the greening of whitney brown, yes i think i'll watch that".

the film is set in a dystopian fantasy where all natural parks are banned in favour of more buildings.

Great movie.

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Burpo pls

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this is actually good, i have it hanging on my wall

>implying people don't want to see this

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what happened to Sammi, bros?

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I can see the tears easily. what a shit poster.

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This one isn't too bad, at least it looks like the actually got all the actors together for the shoot instead of photoshopping them in, which is more than you can say from most of the stuff in this thread.

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>pretty good b&w poster with aesthetic silhouette
>let's add james mcavoy's face on top of it

They're amazingly bad.

Why would you post a good poster?

the thing with gook posters is, most of them dont reflect what the movie is about
its like they have to have a mandatory poster where everyone smiles even if the movie has a sad story
its cringey and awkward

They could have at least try to make it worth something

>Why did God make my hands like this?

this is actually good, i have two hanging on my wall

>"am...am I a genius designer now?"

Before the movie even begins we know who's the bigger man.

i wonder if that's even steve zahn.

yeah it's real

reminds me of those "make up a plot, cast and movie name with dubs" threads, with one user finishing the poster.

>Dude on the right is in a lower resolution
Wow

A small but meaningful edit

"the pisstakers"

JUICE

this is actually good, I have three hanging on my wall

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>the black guys are lighted from the right

>the white guys are lighted from the left

??

not the worst I've seen by far, and actually not even bad, it fits the genre

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heh heh heh...geddit? because its says "blade" runner???

What?

knife steps?

so hamfisted it makes me cringe

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>any gook ones
'no'

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Sure is Dangerous in Bangkok

never bought new carpeting user?

It would be a way better poster if you just removed the faces.

my personal favorite

that's a pretty cool poster. I dont think those girls look like ghosts though

This poster makes sense when you consider the film's tagline

I always thought this was a cool poster but apparently a lot of people think it's really bad

It's like the creator knows the most famous line of the movie but haven't seen it

So, like, did they just run out of money before they got to promotional material? This looks like some shit that was done for free.

boring

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Lose everytime

This poster is 10/10, though

the white guys were never actually filmed with the black guys
they were cgi-ed into the movie after filming everything with the blacks
for safety