latvian structural engineering edition
/brit/
Who wants to hear a good joke?
Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled
I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.
Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything
I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.
Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match
I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game
you think that's fucking funny? vile piece of shit
go on then
hello nigger
unbelievably shameful and embarrassing thing happened at work today
chuck us a joke
STOP ASKING JUST POST THE JOKE FFS
you thought this joke was so good you had to make it 20 posts early
embarrassing mate
you didn't even get a (You) for it in the last thread
should expect nothing less from a bradleyposter though
unfunny cunts
might watch peep show from the beginning
never actually made it through the last series because I thought the first two episodes were a bit gash
thanks this was actually on my bucket list
got exposed at work today
South Africa
tell us what happened x
honestly don't know the point of going on tbqh
arguing with strangers on Sup Forums is literally the only thing I do that even makes me feel anymore
toiling just makes me a depressed mess and I don't have the courage to mention to anyone that I'm a suicidal wreck
what the fuck do I do
tell me.
yeah i do actually
alri artjoms
why not get a qt gf?
got caught hammering my bollocks in the men's toilets
someone took the last scotch egg and I went ballistic
pornhub.com
Love German girls
simple as
could actually die on the way to work today
here's hoping!
anime
keep on toiling.
when you're an adult you realise that despite what is told to you in childhood. not feeling depressed is in no way a given.
how do i get him to love me lads
Of course not, but in 30 years at least 20% of youths will be if we continue current trends. And that's not even accounting for all the illegal immigrants here (upwards of 2million), or the future illegal immigrants who will flood the country when Corbyn or Chuka Ubooga get in power and turn a blind eye to it like Barbara Roche did
tl;dr the country's fucked
talk to your gp about it. they should refer you to a specialist. get a sick note and take a bit of time off if need be. don't suffer in silence.
mums 'ween cozzy
d'ya think lids?
>depression
would love to see how you'd react to your own mother getting crushed in a Morrison's. bang out of order.
at this rate we won't hit £10 until 2023 at the earliest
Me
ah well we had a good run
>depression
gotta look for a flatshare lads.
any tips?
i'd literally kill myself if i had the guts
Grand ovum: geminisi yx
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks: "Why?"
The doctor replies: "Because I’m trying to examine you!"
>all the illegal immigrants here (upwards of 2million),
proofs? oh wait there are none.
>mental illness
spoke to a girl today who was talking about how she took the mick out of people with anxiety in front of a person with anxiety and got told off about it, whilst dealing with anxiety of talking to a cute girl myself
quite ironic imo
yeah just turn up and ask if you can join them
firm handshake
one of the worst so fr
...
on fire as always
that would be a terrible waste. plus you'd go to hell.
mum's dead and coincidentally had a heart attack in morrisons you sick fuck
thanks for bringing up the memories, i was with her when it happened
don't get it
>woke up at 1 PM
>ordered pizza for lunch
>smoked a massive spliff and went for a drive in the country
>ordered chinese for dinner
>bought a gram of cocaine and beer
>in for a great night
god i love being off work. fuck being neet though
...
great post
10/10
VERY relatable
Just b u r slef
please tell me u at least have someone else to do this with
21st century myths:
>depression
>white genocide
>empty calories
>basic income
>benders that are not nonces
I-I'm...
I'm sorry.
A sad and lonely existence
Thanks, lads.
>a holocaust memorial is to be built next to the houses of parliament
>the reason, according to the black architect, is that the 21st century is to be the century of migration and its remembrance is a statement of our british values
Admit it, deep down you wish the nazis had won. Anything is better than what the UK is transforming into at the moment
haha not really she's downstairs cooking dinner
Mention you have a rape fetish and if there's a school playground nearby
What's she cooking?
They're going to bulldoze the fucking park next to parliament to build it
I'm fucking furious, I love that park
Gaara was undefeated, had an entire village scared of him. Nigga went to the leaf village on a field trip and got handed all kinds of Ls and a fat slice of humble pie. Changed this dude whole life
love wacky saffer
love wacky bruce
hate wacky yank
I don't think having people being put into ovens and having young men literally being born to die in a pointless war is preferable to having a black neighbour though.
find someone with the same standards of cleanliness as you.
Want to take part in these threads
But they move too damned fast!
Slow down me at toil me bored
>a gram of beer
bit runty but sausages (hot dogs) and chips
telegraph.co.uk
>Up to 250,000 people drop off the radar and end up as illegal immigrants in Britain every year, according to secret Home Office figures, amid warnings that border controls are completely ineffective and will only get worse after Brexit.
>David Wood, who was head of immigration enforcement at the Home Office until 2015, said that more than 1.2million illegal immigrants are currently living in Britain, predominantly after overstaying their visas.
breivich was right desu
got torn apart at work today because i left the gym early because i was feeling anxious, colleague who i was there with announced it to the entire office when he got back.
the only guy who didn't join in is the one who's normally a cunt too which was surprising.
>Admit it, deep down you wish the nazis had won
of course i do, i'd rather be living in a fucking nazi puppet state than this """"free"""" and """"democratic"""" country
2 out of 5
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> people being put into ovens
>Ephraim Mirvis, chief rabbi, who was on the panel that selected the design, said: “As a result of today’s announcement we, the British people, will never forget what happened during the Holocaust.”
>Sadiq Khan, London’s mayor, said: “This unique and immersive memorial is not just for Londoners but for the whole UK. It will ensure the horror of the Holocaust are never forgotten and will stand as a powerful reminder to future generations about the fragility of peace.”
i swear the supermarket was only supposed to fall on my bollocks. wasn't meant to kill 54 people
tarquin
fair. mine's making pizza. not in the mood for food though
>put it on the waterfront
>memorial is underground
genius
>peace
>implying we're not literally at war
PART AND PARCEL
what's the most embarrassing place to have a heart attack?
in your bum
In the heart
Don't the exit checks only say like a few thousand people overstay?
job centre
sat in your room alone posting on Sup Forums
during your 3 hours edging session
Muzzies blowing up concerts and running down commuters, knife crime up 20% from last year due to police cuts but at least we can remember the 9 billion jews who we told you were turned into lampshades and bars of soap but really weren't because without this memorial no one would ever remember the holocaust!
The middle eastern types put the rest of humanity at risk
political correctness gone mad
on stage
youtube.com
WE ARE BEING RAIDED BOYS!
nearly forgot about the holocaust, thank christ for Kahn