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Who wants to hear a good joke?

Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

you think that's fucking funny? vile piece of shit

go on then

hello nigger

unbelievably shameful and embarrassing thing happened at work today

chuck us a joke

STOP ASKING JUST POST THE JOKE FFS

you thought this joke was so good you had to make it 20 posts early
embarrassing mate
you didn't even get a (You) for it in the last thread
should expect nothing less from a bradleyposter though
unfunny cunts

might watch peep show from the beginning
never actually made it through the last series because I thought the first two episodes were a bit gash

thanks this was actually on my bucket list

got exposed at work today

South Africa

tell us what happened x

honestly don't know the point of going on tbqh

arguing with strangers on Sup Forums is literally the only thing I do that even makes me feel anymore

toiling just makes me a depressed mess and I don't have the courage to mention to anyone that I'm a suicidal wreck

what the fuck do I do

tell me.

yeah i do actually

alri artjoms

why not get a qt gf?

got caught hammering my bollocks in the men's toilets

someone took the last scotch egg and I went ballistic

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Love German girls
simple as

could actually die on the way to work today
here's hoping!

anime

keep on toiling.

when you're an adult you realise that despite what is told to you in childhood. not feeling depressed is in no way a given.

how do i get him to love me lads

Of course not, but in 30 years at least 20% of youths will be if we continue current trends. And that's not even accounting for all the illegal immigrants here (upwards of 2million), or the future illegal immigrants who will flood the country when Corbyn or Chuka Ubooga get in power and turn a blind eye to it like Barbara Roche did

tl;dr the country's fucked

talk to your gp about it. they should refer you to a specialist. get a sick note and take a bit of time off if need be. don't suffer in silence.

mums 'ween cozzy
d'ya think lids?

>depression

would love to see how you'd react to your own mother getting crushed in a Morrison's. bang out of order.

at this rate we won't hit £10 until 2023 at the earliest

Me

ah well we had a good run

>depression

gotta look for a flatshare lads.

any tips?

i'd literally kill myself if i had the guts

Grand ovum: geminisi yx

A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks: "Why?"
The doctor replies: "Because I’m trying to examine you!"

>all the illegal immigrants here (upwards of 2million),
proofs? oh wait there are none.

>mental illness

spoke to a girl today who was talking about how she took the mick out of people with anxiety in front of a person with anxiety and got told off about it, whilst dealing with anxiety of talking to a cute girl myself

quite ironic imo

yeah just turn up and ask if you can join them

firm handshake

one of the worst so fr

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on fire as always

that would be a terrible waste. plus you'd go to hell.

mum's dead and coincidentally had a heart attack in morrisons you sick fuck
thanks for bringing up the memories, i was with her when it happened

don't get it

>woke up at 1 PM
>ordered pizza for lunch
>smoked a massive spliff and went for a drive in the country
>ordered chinese for dinner
>bought a gram of cocaine and beer
>in for a great night

god i love being off work. fuck being neet though

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great post

10/10

VERY relatable

Just b u r slef

please tell me u at least have someone else to do this with

21st century myths:
>depression
>white genocide
>empty calories
>basic income
>benders that are not nonces

I-I'm...
I'm sorry.

A sad and lonely existence

Thanks, lads.

>a holocaust memorial is to be built next to the houses of parliament
>the reason, according to the black architect, is that the 21st century is to be the century of migration and its remembrance is a statement of our british values

Admit it, deep down you wish the nazis had won. Anything is better than what the UK is transforming into at the moment

haha not really she's downstairs cooking dinner

Mention you have a rape fetish and if there's a school playground nearby

What's she cooking?

They're going to bulldoze the fucking park next to parliament to build it

I'm fucking furious, I love that park

Gaara was undefeated, had an entire village scared of him. Nigga went to the leaf village on a field trip and got handed all kinds of Ls and a fat slice of humble pie. Changed this dude whole life

love wacky saffer
love wacky bruce
hate wacky yank

I don't think having people being put into ovens and having young men literally being born to die in a pointless war is preferable to having a black neighbour though.

find someone with the same standards of cleanliness as you.

Want to take part in these threads
But they move too damned fast!
Slow down me at toil me bored

>a gram of beer

bit runty but sausages (hot dogs) and chips

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/15/hundreds-thousands-illegal-immigrants-drop-radar-uk-every-year/

>Up to 250,000 people drop off the radar and end up as illegal immigrants in Britain every year, according to secret Home Office figures, amid warnings that border controls are completely ineffective and will only get worse after Brexit.

>David Wood, who was head of immigration enforcement at the Home Office until 2015, said that more than 1.2million illegal immigrants are currently living in Britain, predominantly after overstaying their visas.

breivich was right desu

got torn apart at work today because i left the gym early because i was feeling anxious, colleague who i was there with announced it to the entire office when he got back.

the only guy who didn't join in is the one who's normally a cunt too which was surprising.

>Admit it, deep down you wish the nazis had won
of course i do, i'd rather be living in a fucking nazi puppet state than this """"free"""" and """"democratic"""" country

2 out of 5

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> people being put into ovens

>Ephraim Mirvis, chief rabbi, who was on the panel that selected the design, said: “As a result of today’s announcement we, the British people, will never forget what happened during the Holocaust.”

>Sadiq Khan, London’s mayor, said: “This unique and immersive memorial is not just for Londoners but for the whole UK. It will ensure the horror of the Holocaust are never forgotten and will stand as a powerful reminder to future generations about the fragility of peace.”

i swear the supermarket was only supposed to fall on my bollocks. wasn't meant to kill 54 people

tarquin

fair. mine's making pizza. not in the mood for food though

>put it on the waterfront
>memorial is underground

genius

>peace
>implying we're not literally at war
PART AND PARCEL

what's the most embarrassing place to have a heart attack?

in your bum

In the heart

Don't the exit checks only say like a few thousand people overstay?

job centre

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sat in your room alone posting on Sup Forums

during your 3 hours edging session

Muzzies blowing up concerts and running down commuters, knife crime up 20% from last year due to police cuts but at least we can remember the 9 billion jews who we told you were turned into lampshades and bars of soap but really weren't because without this memorial no one would ever remember the holocaust!

The middle eastern types put the rest of humanity at risk

political correctness gone mad

on stage
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WE ARE BEING RAIDED BOYS!

nearly forgot about the holocaust, thank christ for Kahn