This is a 23 year old in jurassic park

this is a 23 year old in jurassic park

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She does black guys

And she still looks like that today 25 years later, she had the last laugh

mom?

Good.

>she has a sharper jawline than me
i mean i'm still not at sub-12% but come on

DINO'ED

SHOOOOOOTTTTTT HHHHHEEEEEERRRRRR

>she had the last laugh

Not really. She's a coalburner after all and had mongrel kids.

this is now a David lynch thread

I always thought it was his daughter

WHOOSH

she's coming on TV with the new Twin Peaks and still going to look like that.

>tfw after watching this movie so many times you notice every continuity error
>like when Ellie goes down on the dino padock and come back being chased by the t.rex from the other side
>every little error just makes you love the movie more
based speilbergo

RUN

why did she say that in that tone

She was born in '67, and Jurassic Park released in '93. Even if we agreed to say her scenes were filmed 2 years before the movie released, the youngest should could have been was 24. Its more likely she was 25 during filming. So you need to improve your basic math skills, my friend.

WITH THAT SAID, she still looks incredibly old for a 24-25 year-old in that movie.

Wild at Heart is prime Dern

If you didn't see this, see it
I always recommend it to JP lovers, as it opened my eyes and worth every minute of your time.
You'll love the movie a lot more, I know I do.

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hormones

Happy for her because Dern is based.

Not bad about myself despite accomplishing nothing at 28 because her dad got her the role.

It's win-win!

I'm a 23 year old virgin AMA.

You are aware that it's only gonna get harder every year from now on right?

>dat neck

Good advice.
t. 25 yo virgin

Yeah man. Couldn't get hard with two different girls in the last year (BOTH okay with fucking a virgin) so I've given up.

>implying you wouldn't bang laura dern

uberpleb detected

post her boobs or her tits

stop watching porn and quit masturbating for like two months. then try again. thank me later.

>two months
Never going to happen. Did one month a few times, pure hell. I just get incredibly nervous because I think "this is it!" so hard that I just get no where.

CHILI

Hack

I can't imagine being a post-21 virgin and ending that streak.

No girl that I fucked post-21 would it have even have OCCURRED to them that I could be a virgin or wouldn't know what I was doing. I'm pretty sure it's just assumed by the whole planet that you've fucked by you third year of college so you should probably practice figuring out a way to make girls think that's the case.

>My big guy

>Couldn't get hard

There are pills for that and they are fun. Just ask your dr for samples, or ask a urologist. You will impress these women w/ the biggest dick you've ever had.

nigga if you can get that far you can do it easy

do what said

eat her out or some shit first, although that may not always work, I'm lucky that giving oral gets me hard as fuck, so your results may vary

but seriously, cut the porn/fapping

if you are gonna fap, do it with no material, use your mind/fantasies or whatever

i made it at 23

I don't see why anyone couldn't pretend they have had sex before. this isn't some delicate procedure. you stick your penis in vagoo and thrust until you cum.

the girl might think they are bad at sex, but plenty of people are bad at sex. i'm probably bad at sex because i'm lazy and can't be assed to put any effort into pleasing the girl. i don't know why people here seem to think that once you have sex the first time, it's like "OHHHH NOW I KNOW HOW".

It fits though since her love interest is Sam Neil in what his 40s?

by do what X said I was referring to , misquoted

>I don't see why anyone couldn't pretend they have had sex before. this isn't some delicate procedure. you stick your penis in vagoo and thrust until you cum.

You're not talking about normal people user, you're talking about people that haven't lost their virginity by their mid-20's

>tfw 27yo Kissless, Handholdless, Hugless Virgin ( KHHV )

I only had sex three times with three prostitutes. I just thrust, listen to their fake moans and cum after 10 minutes.

I honestly don't know if this is normal or I'm specially bad.

Do what I do
Pretend she has put a shock collar around your penis and balls and is punishing you

I don't even know any girls and I don't feel like they would want to fug me anyway.
So I remain a virgin, now 27, soon 28 KHHV.

I gave up already, its hopeless

Why does reddit use "AMA" instead of the Sup Forums established "ask me anything" if all they do is copy us?

She was 26 in 1993 when the movie came out. So was there a 3 year separation between when it was shot and when it came out?

normies ruined Sup Forums

There is nothing wrong with taking black penis in every hole simultaneously

What was that big boxing match between the black guy and his hispanic guy fairly recently? Throughout the whole thing you could see Dern sitting in the background. Normie friend says "who's that old lady with the big nose?"

who cares besides no nothing Sup Forumstards?

She's gonna look real cute in Twin Peaks!

Jurassic Park is her absolute physical prime. Blue Velvet is too early and everything after say the early 2000s is too late.

I can't believe I thought this looked good the first time I saw it

She looks like she's in her early 40s Jesus Christ

I thought her age in the movie is alright 23 is too young for dead end relationship in movie

Being around monsters ages you.

Because reddit likes to copy other ideas and make them "their own" by slightly changing them, always for the worse. See: MRW instead of >mfw, "madlads" instead of "mad man", "my son" instead of "my wife's son", etc.

MRW confused me for a bit when I started seeing it. my feel when and that face when already covered those

>my feel when
>that face when
I'm impressed user, almost got me.

yellow fever exists for a reason

What a bunch of fucking faggots.

that happens to me pretty much every time with someone new, I just tell them it's like performance anxiety or stage fright or whatever and I need some time to relax and they understand and it's cool. Communicate!
t. guy who made it

>Wants to lose his virginity
>Tries to with one night stands

Pick one

She's just ugly, nigga

>performance anxiety or stage fright
>guy who made it

You haven't "made it", you're still a pathetic omega

this was actually pretty cool, thanks based user

Same here, I love the little things like the T-Rex sneaking into the visitor's center at the end despite being a 7-ton killing machine that's established to be heard from miles away.

Why can't Spielberg make fun movies like this anymore?

that's cool as fuck senpai
see, even after watching this a million times I never noticed that the scene of Ellie looking for the footsteps of Grant is mirrored
I love this movie

>tfw no blind qt gf

>dat pic
>irish potato genes
>white

Laura Dern is my waifu, don't disrespect her.

All David Lynch films are connected.

>Girl who got killed in Twin Peaks appears as a fairy in another movie
No coincidence

Also Bill Pullman's house in the movie Lost Highway has red drapes just like the red room in Twin Peaks

I sometimes wonder if nobody actually has sex and it's all just a big ruse that I'm not in on.

The idea of another human being actually allowing me to stick my dick inside of them is just so far out there that it can't actually exist.

27 year old virgin here.
The amount you don't care past 25 is remarkable.

I'd like to give her my Laura Sperm

Are you me?

Probably.

Drink some alcohol then to calm the virgin nervousness

I was you 6 years ago, leave this place before it's too late kido.

t. Dude who is OK with wifing up redflag 101

My virgin nervousness overpowers alcohol, my dude.
Been coming to this shithole for years, far too late for me.

I have never cared for it. Why do people here place so much value on it? Did they get memed by society about it being some huge amazing thing? Do they feel like they missed an important rite of passage? I get horny sometimes and fap and that's enough for me. Trying to get laid just doesn't seem worth the effort.

I think 23 is too young for her character in the movie.
She has worked with Alan for years and it's an dead end for them both
If it's a 23 yo getting that I think it's not that sad for the character

It does explain her incredibly short pants though

You seem to be informed, is she stealing your clients?

She did an absolutely fantastic job of bleaching him.

She looked so nice in Certain Women, I wanted to hug her and save her from the doodoo headed men.

You just say that because you can't get laid even if you tired.

Can you niggers get it in your heads that nobody, except aids ridden whores wants to do black guys. No self respecting girl will ever even touch a nigger, let alone have sex with them.

This is a 27 year old in oscarbait

That was great, thx user!

considering all the porn I saw I think its real bro

Slightly less amazing but she was only 21 years old here. I looked like a kid when I was 21 and she looks like she could be my mother if she got pregnant very early

Nah, OP just can't into math. I don't know why you guy are all saying she looks older in the movie although it could be those unflattering outfits she wears. Not exactly a lot of sex appeal.

Makeup goes a long way though.

She's never been very pretty but sometimes she exudes an inexplicable sexual magnetism.

see also: 90s Juliette Lewis.

She was 26-27, and honestly looks about normal for her age here.

That pic just shows her frowning, making her appear older.

mah nigga

Twin Peaks and Lost Highway are confirmed to be in the same world, You could stretch it to Mulholland Drive considering that was originally meant to be an Audrey spin-off