Brit/pol/ - Another Larry Edition

>Prime minister: THERESA MAY
>Chief mouser: LARRY

New Cabinet

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the house of lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Islamic Overwatch sec: Peppa Pig

SACKED

>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER

>Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632

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mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pensioner-sparks-security-panic-downing-8419914
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip_(politics)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Whip
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Good thread, lad.

Sturdy new culture secretary

BREXIT GOVERNMENT IS BEST GOVERNMENT

Good job guys.

Gonna go play Pokemon go like a good goy later.

Cant wait

>Post rare Larry's

POST MORE LARRY PLEASE

...

K A R E N

Inb4 that one buttblasted Kraut who's trying to damage control how fascist and totalitarian his country is by projecting his fears onto this thread.

See:
The rarest of all Larry's

Are you threatening me, Mrs. Eagle?

Terrific adjective. Never seen it used in that context before. Will refer to all heavy lassies as 'sturdy' from now on.

Wiki page

So what exactly does the Culture Secretary do?

Boris"fuck the spear chucking kenyan" Johnson

That's a nice fucking larry bruv. I haven't been this into britpol for years. Need more larry and plamer.

He goes around the world distributing copies of Shakespeare in English to unwashed barbarians

Leave Germany to me.

I fought in wars you know.

Britain for the British! No Islam, no Judaism, no coloureds, no Slavs, no Meds, no Spaniards!

Department for Culture, Media and Sport.
Basically dealing with funding cultural shit that gets funding, negotiating the BBC charter every time it comes up, sports funding

Ummmmm uhhhhhhhh something something sport blah blah BBC

First 5 posts are guaranteed cancer

Official chief mouser wiki page

>one

Their entire country is eternally mad that we continue to destroy their fascist empires.

What is it now? 3?

Cheers Nige

r-r-rule britania

make yogurt

>Priti supports abolishing her new department

What does the cabinet do? Can they make laws within their respective fields?

>YFW the first major UK political party with a non-white leader is UKIP

>YFW Lefties can never call UKIP racist without looking racist themselves

WHY DOES HE KEEP LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO HIM ARGGHGHGHG

Who will be Leader of the HOC?

Also could anyone make a sheet with the cabinet that shows who of them supported Brexit and who didn't? Saw a template here before

If American banter is anything like your devotion to KEK, then Hillary has already won.

...

Direct the civil service and implement legislation.
Legislation still has to go through parliament

Basically gets to do whatever she wants with it, no wonder she was so smug.

Shit cat

cheers, Nige

>Is this paki serious?

Also few Larry facts:

>The confrontation with Freya over the prestigious chief mouser position came to a head in October as the two cats had a violent fight that had to be broken up by the police.

> However, in August Larry again came under scrutiny as a staff member described Larry as "a real annoyance". Larry blocked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu from entering Number 10, so Larry had to be kicked into the doorway by a policeman.

But desu I've seen the video of this, it was more of a nudge than a "kick"

Why is the Philippines making brit/pol/ threads?

Bit too close to china to be part of Empire 2.0

TRADE DEALS

>mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pensioner-sparks-security-panic-downing-8419914

larry causing trouble again

Say that to his face.

Bit harsh on Sajid David?

I know he was Remain but he has clearly helped create jobs and was working hard on new international ties immediately following the referendum

Don't say that britania-chan. Trump will win. America and Britain will be great bros again.

kek

Fucking based Larry, so red pilled

She should rename it to superpower development department. Indians are the best superpower developers.

which department deals with immigration lads?

Official Destroyer of Political Parties List

>Asquith
>Clegg
>Blair
>Carswell

Am I missing anyone important?

Could be used to build dat Northern Powerhouse.

Fuck's sake

He's a pakibot, zero charisma

War dept. I think

Colony of your former treacherous colony, america.

I fucking love my country.

Migrant Office

>>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

Jesus Christ

How many positions are left to be filled?

What the fuck... what's on your map. That's not how British Empire looked at any point.

I AM THE NEC

he supported crabb so got punished for that

>twitter less popular than pokemon go
Will people still treat twitter like it's relevant?

Will we get a civil service branch to monitor pokemon go?

Redpill me on what the Chief Whip does? And what does Sup Forums think of the newly appointed one who I'd never heard of?

Scotland Secretary (but we know who it will be since the tories have 1 MP there)
Leader of the House

Flip, fuck off. No one likes azns in the British nationalist circle.

Only Leader of the HoC left to fill. Mogg?

meme all you want, he's boring, unoriginal and very knowledgeable and competent so he will probably be a good chancellor

wtf is this map.

kek wills it

Flipfriend is a teaaboo, he's alright round here.

"Afternoon Philip"

>what the Chief Whip does
Party discipline
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip_(politics)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Whip

So anyone whos actually sort of well versed in politics, is this cabinet actually half decent?

Basically just charms Conservative MP into voting how May tells them too

>not knowing what Empire 2.0 is being planned to look like

>Watching Sky News

>Lefties claim to be the progressive ones
>Right wing Tories have two female PMs from their party
>Labour has none

>Weed legalization minister: Devilman

Tries to make sure that party members attend and vote in the way the leadership wants them to

PLS KEK

dubs will it

He most certainly does.

Ivan! You have mistaken me, I'm czech!

>A woman who admitted sending disturbing Twitter messages to the mother of murdered toddler, James Bulger, has been jailed for three years.

jesus wept

>watching bbcuck

8/10

Seriously, what is this map

>Lefties concerned this is a 'right wing' party.

Holy shit, it's almost as if the Conservatives are actually, ya know, being what they are supposed to be!

If she pulls up the ladder on the 3rd world and stops sending money to Africa she can do whatever else the fuck she wants as far as I'm concerned.

"toe the party line or we will fuck you"

Ban women from the internet.

If you're not well versed in politics why are you in this thread, why are you on this board?

Are you lost? Did you need a place to be edgy and Sup Forums had too much porn on?

I do.

I love ladyboys.

Based Jeremy Hunt

This never would have happened if we had May to regulate the internet

I'd concur. Dump Hunt and it would have been a 9.

:3