RIP Ding edition
>TODAY
Shaun Murphy (Eng) vAli Carter (Eng)
>TONIGHT
John Higgins (Sco) v Anthony McGill (Sco)
RIP Ding edition
>TODAY
Shaun Murphy (Eng) vAli Carter (Eng)
>TONIGHT
John Higgins (Sco) v Anthony McGill (Sco)
>Bible Thumper vs. Captain Sharter
Worst thing about the Masters is there isn't another table to switch coverage to.
GWAN ALI
Childhood is idolising Rpmmie
Adulthood is realizing Shaun Murphy made sense all along
Can't stand this smug, pompous, pedantic fat TWAT. Leave your cue case backstage you absolute cunt
GWAAN ALI
>tfw my zopiclone and tramadol script will be ready to pick up from the pharmacy tomorrow
is there any better combination of drugs to be on while watching snooker all day. because i'd like to know if there is
>he slammed it in
We all supporting Carter then?
>not wanting Morphy to get destroyed by Rpmmie in the Final
Between the two id prefer Carter as I don’t like Morphy being pushed by the bbc as a decent commentator.
Snooker Shoot-Out champion to destroy Higgins this evening!
>yellow
Neet?
at the moment. i'll look for a job after the winter olympics.
i presumed everyone else here was as well. its 1:30 on a wednesday afternoon
Yeah I'm too. Need to start looking, so fucking depressing though.
I’m at work watching it mate.
>Fly AGAIN
That fly has spent more time at the table than Marco Fu did
to be honest i'd rather be on the dole and be able to watch snooker all day than spend my day working at lidl. even worse the people you have to work with in those kinds of jobs when youre in london
Look for a comfy office role, that's what I'm doing
afternoon lads
i dropped out during my A levels so i think i'd be lucky to get an admin job, it'd be better than answering phones though, never again
It's not all it's cracked up to be thb, I honestly prefer stacking shelves than my previous office job
if adulthood means liking shaun murphy then get me in a fucking nappy m8
*desu
im a fucking tard
Hey
5.30-1 shift today m8
being in an empty warehouse in the early morning when it's still dark outside is strangely comfy
Hiiiiiiiiiiiyoooooooooooooooo
Each to their own. A warehouse stacking job sounds comfy if you can stick your headphones in
Hey Hungarybro
i love that tune they play on bbc during those graphics showing player accomplishments. reminds me of gran turismo music
When Russia annex you guys?
anyone else think ali carter looks like a proper creep?
No, he's top qt.
Bosnia full of Muslims?
he looks like he sniffs bicycle saddles
I'm herzegshit.
he will surely not get to the finals again r-right lads?
What's the difference?
Comfy office role here reporting in. Keeps me doing my travels when I need to, my crippling drinking problem and snooker time.
>*chuckles maniacally*
MUH SHIP
I'm Catholic.
Where's Austria? Is he kill?
hey pals, is carter going to do a awesome come back
Dead thread ;_;
Not dead, just resting
So do hertz hate the Bosnian Muslims?
Hope it will be more lively in the evening.
Pretty much yes.
I have the thread open but I'm not watching the match tbqh
John Shit-gins Vs SNOOKER SHOOT-OUT GREATEST CHAMPION MCGILL
P L A N T A L E R T
Stop fapping and watch the match.
How does the tournament's bracket seeding work exactly?
First seed played 9th seed first round, while the 3rd seeded Trump was rewarded with a much weaker first-round opponent.
Haha time for /147/.
Hi~ Thanks for the concern.
Afternoon, hope we all doing good.
lel
>tfw 3 (You)'s
Good afternoon la'
I don't want to get all Sup Forums, but what actually makes Herzegovina a distinct area?
I know about the Federation of B&H and Republika Srpska being the two "entities", but old Herzegovina is split between them.
Dunno man, I'm not into politics.
I think he was asking about culture.
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murphy is melting
What happened yesterday?
hey ausbro
missed you!
NOT SO FAST
Anyone fancy some Chinese water?
Wouldn't mind another frame. At least make it a bit more exciting.
Real life innit
Same, fäm.
>morphy
>tfw to intelligent too wrap up match
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>Get me Jan Verhaas
>He's unavailable
>Then get me his non-union Belgian equivalent!
can't stand murphy. he's obviously shaping himself up for a punditry role once he cant cut it playing anymore. They should just end snooker and have Ronnies' name on the headstone. No one is ever going to be as good.
>morphy
>implying some chinaman whos been whipped with a belt by his father since the age of 3 to practice 12 hours a day isnt going to surpass ronnie in the next 15 years
>this frame
>you now remember this match
One of my favourite Sup Forums experiences was watching that match with you lads, best snooker match I ever saw
It was okay.
>he doesn't play with two cues.
>I now remember Ding losing
It was an honourable defeat
DA KUBOL
I have to say his voice doesn't sound anything like his face would suggest
>morphy
DAT RED from Carter
Truth to that
nobody will remember this shithead once he stops playing
doubt it desu. They would need to come over here for the best coaching and gaining the confidence to play in front of crowds. Ronnie was already skilled enough and confident enough at 15. Chinks just bottle it.
This would be the comeback of the 100+
>the prostitute-shagging, bible-humping municipality of Morphy
duno, dont underestimate the amount of money and effort chinese authorties are willing to pump into any sport to dominate it. there are probably thousands of chinese kids shackled to tables in the smoky billiards halls of shanghai being forced to get good at it or bring great shame upon their families. probably about 20x the amount of kids playing it over there than here currently, one of them will surely be a worldbeater
damn it john!
KUBOL
Match over
See you in the evening.
>2+ hours
Even though I don't like morphy but he does speak well I give him that
I might be meeting up with me mates for sauna, beer and pool this weekend, lads.
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>sauna
is that code for gay orgy
You're thinking of game nights
So, what we will all doing during the break then?
>yfw
eat, maybe wank