/147/ Masters 2018

RIP Ding edition

>TODAY
Shaun Murphy (Eng) vAli Carter (Eng)
>TONIGHT
John Higgins (Sco) v Anthony McGill (Sco)

>Bible Thumper vs. Captain Sharter

Worst thing about the Masters is there isn't another table to switch coverage to.

GWAN ALI

Childhood is idolising Rpmmie
Adulthood is realizing Shaun Murphy made sense all along

Can't stand this smug, pompous, pedantic fat TWAT. Leave your cue case backstage you absolute cunt

GWAAN ALI

>tfw my zopiclone and tramadol script will be ready to pick up from the pharmacy tomorrow

is there any better combination of drugs to be on while watching snooker all day. because i'd like to know if there is

>he slammed it in

We all supporting Carter then?

>not wanting Morphy to get destroyed by Rpmmie in the Final

Between the two id prefer Carter as I don’t like Morphy being pushed by the bbc as a decent commentator.

Snooker Shoot-Out champion to destroy Higgins this evening!

>yellow

Neet?

at the moment. i'll look for a job after the winter olympics.

i presumed everyone else here was as well. its 1:30 on a wednesday afternoon

Yeah I'm too. Need to start looking, so fucking depressing though.

I’m at work watching it mate.

>Fly AGAIN
That fly has spent more time at the table than Marco Fu did

to be honest i'd rather be on the dole and be able to watch snooker all day than spend my day working at lidl. even worse the people you have to work with in those kinds of jobs when youre in london

Look for a comfy office role, that's what I'm doing

afternoon lads

i dropped out during my A levels so i think i'd be lucky to get an admin job, it'd be better than answering phones though, never again

It's not all it's cracked up to be thb, I honestly prefer stacking shelves than my previous office job

if adulthood means liking shaun murphy then get me in a fucking nappy m8

*desu
im a fucking tard

Hey

5.30-1 shift today m8

being in an empty warehouse in the early morning when it's still dark outside is strangely comfy

Hiiiiiiiiiiiyoooooooooooooooo

Each to their own. A warehouse stacking job sounds comfy if you can stick your headphones in

Hey Hungarybro

i love that tune they play on bbc during those graphics showing player accomplishments. reminds me of gran turismo music

When Russia annex you guys?

anyone else think ali carter looks like a proper creep?

No, he's top qt.

Bosnia full of Muslims?

he looks like he sniffs bicycle saddles

I'm herzegshit.

he will surely not get to the finals again r-right lads?

What's the difference?

Comfy office role here reporting in. Keeps me doing my travels when I need to, my crippling drinking problem and snooker time.

>*chuckles maniacally*

MUH SHIP

I'm Catholic.

Where's Austria? Is he kill?

hey pals, is carter going to do a awesome come back

Dead thread ;_;

Not dead, just resting

So do hertz hate the Bosnian Muslims?

Hope it will be more lively in the evening.

Pretty much yes.

I have the thread open but I'm not watching the match tbqh

John Shit-gins Vs SNOOKER SHOOT-OUT GREATEST CHAMPION MCGILL

P L A N T A L E R T

Stop fapping and watch the match.

How does the tournament's bracket seeding work exactly?

First seed played 9th seed first round, while the 3rd seeded Trump was rewarded with a much weaker first-round opponent.

Haha time for /147/.

Hi~ Thanks for the concern.

Afternoon, hope we all doing good.

lel

>tfw 3 (You)'s
Good afternoon la'

I don't want to get all Sup Forums, but what actually makes Herzegovina a distinct area?

I know about the Federation of B&H and Republika Srpska being the two "entities", but old Herzegovina is split between them.

Dunno man, I'm not into politics.

I think he was asking about culture.

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murphy is melting

What happened yesterday?

hey ausbro

missed you!

NOT SO FAST

Anyone fancy some Chinese water?

Wouldn't mind another frame. At least make it a bit more exciting.

Real life innit

Same, fäm.

>morphy

>tfw to intelligent too wrap up match

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>Get me Jan Verhaas
>He's unavailable
>Then get me his non-union Belgian equivalent!

can't stand murphy. he's obviously shaping himself up for a punditry role once he cant cut it playing anymore. They should just end snooker and have Ronnies' name on the headstone. No one is ever going to be as good.

>morphy

>implying some chinaman whos been whipped with a belt by his father since the age of 3 to practice 12 hours a day isnt going to surpass ronnie in the next 15 years

>this frame

>you now remember this match
One of my favourite Sup Forums experiences was watching that match with you lads, best snooker match I ever saw

It was okay.

>he doesn't play with two cues.

>I now remember Ding losing

It was an honourable defeat

DA KUBOL

I have to say his voice doesn't sound anything like his face would suggest

>morphy
DAT RED from Carter

Truth to that

nobody will remember this shithead once he stops playing

doubt it desu. They would need to come over here for the best coaching and gaining the confidence to play in front of crowds. Ronnie was already skilled enough and confident enough at 15. Chinks just bottle it.

This would be the comeback of the 100+

>the prostitute-shagging, bible-humping municipality of Morphy

duno, dont underestimate the amount of money and effort chinese authorties are willing to pump into any sport to dominate it. there are probably thousands of chinese kids shackled to tables in the smoky billiards halls of shanghai being forced to get good at it or bring great shame upon their families. probably about 20x the amount of kids playing it over there than here currently, one of them will surely be a worldbeater

damn it john!

KUBOL

Match over

See you in the evening.

>2+ hours

Even though I don't like morphy but he does speak well I give him that

I might be meeting up with me mates for sauna, beer and pool this weekend, lads.

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>sauna

is that code for gay orgy

You're thinking of game nights

So, what we will all doing during the break then?

>yfw

eat, maybe wank