Is Reddit right?

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No.
Stage 6 - Only watches DC films.

>older american directors like Kubrick

fucking millennials

>doesn't watch movies
>calls Sup Forums home

Am I the only one?

Stage 6 - watches movies from all previous stages

stage 7 - realizes cinema is an inferior artform and utilizes his free time reading instead

this

i've never even seen a movie

I only watch shorts and 20 min ep series

True

Haha this is so true

Edit: thanks for le gold! Narwhal bacon!

>doesn't utilize his free time planning ways to manipulate the people around him to hate each other
pleb

The last time I actually watched a movie was when I saw District 9 at the theater

thats stage 9, which comes after stage 8 of writing your own philosophy

stage 10 is surrendering yourself to abject epicureanism

Right side of history you mean?
Absolutely

Well yeah, that's what makes you a patrician. Only wannabes would like exclusively arthouse shit. It's the trust in your sensibilities and ability to rationalize why you liked a movie, rather than watching a movie based just on the perceived quality

stage 14 - tries to convince his peers that traps aren't gay

maybe its irony, r-right?

Actually the correct order is 1 > 2 > 3 > 2 >1

>stops at German expressionism

Stage 69 - lol 69 haha XD

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Level 6
>realizing box office success is directly proportional to the quality of the film

Cry more

>next to last stage
>discovers european directors
heh

Don't laugh, Reddit is a great resource for the resistance and critical in ensuring that the left wings the next election. It was a key resource for us in getting Obama elected and now we have to be all out against Trump. We have to drive off all alt-right the_donald types and dominate the discourse. Its disguisting how the admins let that sub brainwash people during the entire election.

I'm similar
after many years of work on Sup Forums I retired and got myself a nice part time job on Sup Forums
I moved in to an apartment in Sup Forums and spend my weekends on Sup Forums and /o/, despite rarely watching movies and not owning a car at the moment

I started at Stage 3 according to this pic.

8 more years

yikes

stage 24 - creates facebook accounts for fictitious pets in order to promote his self-made hollow earth propaganda directly to thousands of people

>stage 4 is entry level shit
>reddit becoming the centre of the resistance
not everything is like fucking star wars reddit

also trump is still edgy as shit

>if you lose three branches of government you win

i never got past the stage of watching trashy exploitation films made between 1930-2000

>Wiseau
Every time.

Kek

stage 4 is honestly a good place to stop, unless you're studying that shit academically

And yet they lost to Sup Forums shitposters posting frog memes.

1. Hey I'm going to be an edgy 13 year old and watch A Clockwork Orange
2. Wow wtf that was great I should watch more movies by this guy
3. Explore all types of movies knowing not one period/region has produced the best films and that great movies are still being made.

Replace being edgy with any motivation and A Clockwork Orange with any slightly arty movie and this is how most people become "cinephiles".

>stage 4 is honestly a good place to stop

these pics always makes me curious. here is a 12 minute Kirsanoff film:
youtube.com/watch?v=L3gfTazZlUU
Its not even Yoko ono tier.

nothing wrong with watching Tarkovsky and Bresson and Godard and really understanding it and getting its cultural and canon significance.

I mean, have you watched Michael Snow?

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Nah, the final stage is to stop giving a fuck and start rewatching the same movies you enjoyed as a kid/YA just for the entertainment.
Sometimes you proceed to shill for them in anonymous image boards

>Praising the admins for being brainwashed faggots that push their agenda.

Wow lads. How reddit of him

thing is...after going through the stages, you probably shouldn't be able to be entertained by those anymore :/

>Wiseau

The last movie I saw was in 2015. I do however, view a steady stream of kinos on a weekly basis.

the last stage is stop taking movies so seriously

that guy probably posts in Sup Forums too

stage 1 - flicks
stage 2 - movies
stage 3 - films
stage 4 - cinema
stage 5 - kino

stage 6 - baroque cinematique
stage 7 - ?

joints

Snyderverse

photoplays

>turning blind eye since the admin intervention fiasco

Yeah

stage 8 - Ηλεkτριkή Θεατριkές Παραστάσεις

Stop posting images in gif form, because my phone can't zoom in on his files.

kultura

Step 6 - Your understanding of a movie goes well beyond the portrayal intended by the director. You have unlocked the ability to turn flicks into kinos

Yes 100% right Sup Forums is fucking shit

go away /r/The_Donald

No, I'm from /r/2b2t

>60 posts in and nobody points out that Lang made german silent movies in the 20s
just as pleb as reddit

>why wasn't this obvious point mentioned
back to plebbit, friendo.

Stage 14: Only watch home videos from the early 70's.

Step 7 - Staring into a movie poster is sufficient to send you into an emotional meltdown/euphoria/fear or any emotion you please.

>Wiseau
May as well throw Bill Cosby down there too.

What's that?

The CEO of leddit admitted that he secretly editing user posts.

How could the CEO have that much free time?
What does he edit them to/about?

They're never right. Not giving them and their lurkers here shit.

Trump is a shithead, but have they forgotten Bernie already? Endless 24/7 shilling for half a year and still loses to fucking Hillary. They meed to stop self-proclaiming victory.

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Atleast they didn't say drumpf

Owning a messageboard website isn't that difficult or else moot wouldn't have been able to do it for so long

1. Discovers Tarkovsky. All other yuropoor directors are crap.
2. Dips into Snyderkino. Appreciates it for its intellectual barrier.
3. Delves into Youtube Poop, Hertzfeldt, Firth and Brakhage.
4. Deigns to watch the Anime classics of yore. Understands they far surpass all other forms of cinema.
5. Disdains all art and spends his time playing eroge SRPGs.

Is this the
>1900 music started
Of Sup Forums

It wasn't like an ongoing thing, people at T_D were posting "fuck [admins name here]" over and over again in some thread, so he edited the comments to say "fuck Donald Trump" instead.

It's easy to win when you constantly change sides to whoever is currently winning

Commercials.

Why is brakhage so far down. His films are pretty easy to watch and enjoyable.